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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 9:48:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy! Three rules in life according to the uber intelligent George Carlin. 1. Women are crazy. 2. Men are stupid. 3. Women are crazy because men are stupid.

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 10:00:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady We aren't that difficult to decipher. You just have to use the right kind of logic. Women don't have any followable logic! Maybe between themselves like a secret code. No man can follow it with any reasonable accuracy. [:D]

MasterCaneman -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 10:31:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position. Not if you're curled up in a Domly manner, dammit! I usually try to feign tinnitus whenever it happens. The real problem is the fact that my SO is not fat in the least. She eats right, exercises, and takes good care of herself. I'm blaming her mirror for all this misery. I think she does it just to see me cringe, to be honest.

Darkfeather -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 10:37:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position. Not if you're curled up in a Domly manner, dammit! I usually try to feign tinnitus whenever it happens. The real problem is the fact that my SO is not fat in the least. She eats right, exercises, and takes good care of herself. I'm blaming her mirror for all this misery. I think she does it just to see me cringe, to be honest. Page 95 of the use and owners manual. In any and all instances, just smile and nod, smile and nod. Do this and you will never have to flee or curl.

MasterCaneman -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 10:42:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position. Not if you're curled up in a Domly manner, dammit! I usually try to feign tinnitus whenever it happens. The real problem is the fact that my SO is not fat in the least. She eats right, exercises, and takes good care of herself. I'm blaming her mirror for all this misery. I think she does it just to see me cringe, to be honest. Page 95 of the use and owners manual. In any and all instances, just smile and nod, smile and nod. Do this and you will never have to flee or curl. Arghhh! No wonder! I've been using the quick-start guide all this time! >smacks self in forehead<.

jlf1961 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/22/2013 11:22:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: masmiss quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) Do women really ask that question? I thought it was an urban myth. Yes they do. They also ask questions at very stupid times of the day or night. At 3AM- "Do you love me?" At 310AM- "Why" Anytime during the day without warning- "Do you think <insert female friend name> is sexy?" Or they get upset at the stupidist of things that may have happened days, weeks or even months in the past and just now bring it up. Whoever came up with the Stepford wives had a good idea, now if science will make it happen.... Find smart, secure women with good self-esteem. Problem solved. [:D] I have seen some "smart, secure women" ask some pretty stupid questions. And the last "smart, secure" woman I was in a relationship with had a problem with the way I prayed, how I dressed, and what I did for a living.

LafayetteLady -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 1:14:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady We aren't that difficult to decipher. You just have to use the right kind of logic. Women don't have any followable logic! Maybe between themselves like a secret code. No man can follow it with any reasonable accuracy. [:D] Yes, men can. I've seen it done.

Darkfeather -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 3:49:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position. Not if you're curled up in a Domly manner, dammit! I usually try to feign tinnitus whenever it happens. The real problem is the fact that my SO is not fat in the least. She eats right, exercises, and takes good care of herself. I'm blaming her mirror for all this misery. I think she does it just to see me cringe, to be honest. Page 95 of the use and owners manual. In any and all instances, just smile and nod, smile and nod. Do this and you will never have to flee or curl. Arghhh! No wonder! I've been using the quick-start guide all this time! >smacks self in forehead<. Sign up for the monthly errata and updates. Helps ALOT

ResidentSadist -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 4:56:40 AM)
1) Chics are kind, empathic and servile. 2) They make no demands, politely asking permission for everything. 3) They smell nice, much nicer than the dog. 4) They're fluffy and nice to cuddle with at night. 5) They're emotionally, sexually and physically pleasing!

Zonie63 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 7:23:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady We aren't that difficult to decipher. You just have to use the right kind of logic. Women don't have any followable logic! Maybe between themselves like a secret code. No man can follow it with any reasonable accuracy. [:D] Yes, men can. I've seen it done. I wouldn't be so sure of that. Some men might learn the right things to say and do at the appropriate time (aka "pick-up artists"), but that doesn't mean they really understand it. They just know what works. [;)]

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 10:10:37 AM)
Now see...men SAY they want one thing but then they chase the same types!! I tend to be more like guys in how I think and communicate...do you think that makes me more attractive to them ? No!!! All they want to do is complain about how "nuts" women are while only being interested in the exact same type that they have always been miserable with!!!

Zonie63 -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 10:40:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss Now see...men SAY they want one thing but then they chase the same types!! I tend to be more like guys in how I think and communicate...do you think that makes me more attractive to them ? No!!! All they want to do is complain about how "nuts" women are while only being interested in the exact same type that they have always been miserable with!!! Actually, I think women and men are equally insane in this regard. The reason may have to do with the fact that people don't generally use reasoned analysis and logic when choosing a potential mate. They tend to rely more on their emotions. I think both women and men are affected equally; I never really bought the idea that women are more emotional than men, even if it sometimes seems that way.

FrostedFlake -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 11:02:43 AM)
"Reasoned Analysis" is overrated.

garyFLR -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 11:12:22 AM)
Never let one near a box of matches[:)].

theshytype -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 12:03:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: garyFLR Never let one near a box of matches[:)]. Matches? Who needs matches when you have a kitchen full of knives.

LafayetteLady -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 12:40:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zonie63 quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady We aren't that difficult to decipher. You just have to use the right kind of logic. Women don't have any followable logic! Maybe between themselves like a secret code. No man can follow it with any reasonable accuracy. [:D] Yes, men can. I've seen it done. I wouldn't be so sure of that. Some men might learn the right things to say and do at the appropriate time (aka "pick-up artists"), but that doesn't mean they really understand it. They just know what works. [;)] The example I gave included the reason WHY men get asked the question (the majority of the time). Exactly what was so difficult to understand about that?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 5:05:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position. It can be done....it's all about presentation.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 5:06:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy! Some women are crazier than others. Unfortunately, the crazier ones are also better in the sack. That is the mother FUCKING truth!!!!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 5:08:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie 1) Chics are crazy. 2) They demand weird shit. 3) They smell awesome! 4) They're fluffy. 5) They're fucking crazy! Three rules in life according to the uber intelligent George Carlin. 1. Women are crazy. 2. Men are stupid. 3. Women are crazy because men are stupid. I feel the need to get back to you on this....there seems to be some sort of onomatopoeia thing going on here....sumpin ain't adding up!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: So...here's my thoughts on the whole gawdamned thing..... (5/23/2013 5:10:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I completely understand women except for one thing. Why do they insist on asking if some outfit or garment makes them look fat? There is no possible answer a man can give to this question that does not result in trouble. Once I figure that one out I'm writing a book and retiring to live off the royalties.;) There is no answer to that. There never will be. The only solution is to flee or curl up in the fetal position until they change the subject. It's awfully hard to be all domly when curled up in a fetal position. Not if you're curled up in a Domly manner, dammit! I usually try to feign tinnitus whenever it happens. The real problem is the fact that my SO is not fat in the least. She eats right, exercises, and takes good care of herself. I'm blaming her mirror for all this misery. I think she does it just to see me cringe, to be honest. Page 95 of the use and owners manual. In any and all instances, just smile and nod, smile and nod. Do this and you will never have to flee or curl. Arghhh! No wonder! I've been using the quick-start guide all this time! >smacks self in forehead<. FUCK!!!!! I've been using C:/UserManual/WTF? OVER?

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