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xhoneyx -> RE: Things your mother taught you (9/4/2006 10:57:00 PM)

any vegetable or health food that i didnt want to eat would make me prettier according to my mom..

my mom always said..if you want to look pretty, it has to hurt...as she was pulling at my hair to get it into the perfect braid or pony tail..

something my mom tell me now..whenever im primping too much in her opinion..
it doesnt matter what you look like..just one man has to think you're pretty..





swtsouthernsub -> RE: Things your mother taught you (9/4/2006 11:36:57 PM)

my mother taught me God dont like ugly !!!
and the more you give the more you get a kind deed is never forgotten

my father's was
I do this cause I love you come punishment time




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Things your mother taught you (9/4/2006 11:49:20 PM)

My mom taught me that you should alway be more worried when someone STOPS yelling...
Mom taught me that it was OK to let the man think he was incharge every once in a while, its good for his ego.
And mom taught me not to have to depend on anyone.

I had to learn to change my own tires, pump my own gas and change my own oil before I was allowed to get my license, so that I would never need a man to help me do it. More of moms wisdom.. never trust that a man realy knows much about a car... make sure you know it yourself.

DV




Rumtiger -> RE: Things your mother taught you (9/5/2006 12:12:37 AM)

My mama taught me how to knife fight.

oh yeah, and about the unpredictability of women.




ownedandcollared -> RE: Things your mother taught you (9/5/2006 8:55:47 AM)

You just wait....you WAIT until you have kids, and then i am gonna tell them WHAT A HORRIBLE, ROTTEN CHILD YOU WERE, and i will teach them to torture you in the way you torture me!!! (Dramatic moan)

Funnily enough, i was a quiet, obediant little bookworm of a child.




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