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SWDesertDom -> I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/26/2013 7:59:09 PM)

Apparently, every "slave's" master seems to die horribly and die young. Cancer seems to occur among the dominant population at a rather alarming rate, in fact.

It's clearly hazardous to my health...




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/26/2013 9:30:10 PM)

I was noticing the opposite; I've heard from several men whose long-term subs have died of cancer. They are all wistfully looking to recreate that relationship (a couple with clearly rose-colored glasses). An intimidating prospect of comparison.




MasterCaneman -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 4:45:10 AM)

I've noticed that as well. Clearly, the CDC must be notified of this alarming epidemic and someone must be awarded a suitcase full of cash to study this immediately. And that someone should preferably be me.

>worth a shot, anyway<




jlf1961 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 5:40:01 AM)

I have been noticing this as well, but I have another theory. There is a group of subs who are murdering doms.




MariaB -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 5:43:44 AM)

The amount of subs who have told me their previous partner died is quite alarming!

I once saw a sub for two years and in those two years he told me many times about Synthia, his previous Mistress and her untimely death.
When I met Synthia at a local munch, I didn't put two and two together at first but when she mentioned her slave coming over to paint her house the next day and how afterwards he was taking her to watch him play polo, the alarm bells rang. His name isn't XXX by any chance? and does he drive a green land rover discovery?
Clearly Synthia was as surprised as me. It turned out she had been seeing him for over five years!

We both text him a message. I said, 'the good news is, I have found your ex Mistress alive and well at a munch. The bad news is, collect your stuff and don't ever contact me again.

Synthia sent him a message saying, 'the ghost of your past has just been exorcised and you will be happy to know, she's out of your life forever'.





MariaB -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 5:46:37 AM)

And what about this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:%E2%98%AF/How_To:Fake_Your_Death_On_The_Internet




jlf1961 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 6:09:08 AM)

I have also noted that a lot of doms seem to get involved in drug smuggling either to or out of Ghana. I have received emails from a number of subs who have had this experience.




punisher440 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:00:22 AM)

FR

I've noticed several Doms and Masters have been killed in car wrecks as well. To limit these deaths I'm thinking of offering driving classes to help prevent these untimely deaths....[:D]




MariaB -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:06:36 AM)

There are some real deaths. The problem is, because so many people blatantly lie, we tend to doubt those telling the truth which is a shame.
Its not just in the kinky world either. I'm on numerous nilla boards for my hobbies and its just as common.

If you have a histrionic type personality, the internet is your playground.




DarkSteven -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:24:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MariaB

The amount of subs who have told me their previous partner died is quite alarming!

I once saw a sub for two years and in those two years he told me many times about Synthia, his previous Mistress and her untimely death.
When I met Synthia at a local munch, I didn't put two and two together at first but when she mentioned her slave coming over to paint her house the next day and how afterwards he was taking her to watch him play polo, the alarm bells rang. His name isn't XXX by any chance? and does he drive a green land rover discovery?
Clearly Synthia was as surprised as me. It turned out she had been seeing him for over five years!

We both text him a message. I said, 'the good news is, I have found your ex Mistress alive and well at a munch. The bad news is, collect your stuff and don't ever contact me again.

Synthia sent him a message saying, 'the ghost of your past has just been exorcised and you will be happy to know, she's out of your life forever'.



You may have maligned an innocent man unless you checked to make sure she was not undead.




Musicmystery -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:28:52 AM)

Well, there is, though, that thriving population of deaf-mutes, all 28 or 29, waiting to be a no-limit slave. All they need is your email address!




TheHeretic -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:32:50 AM)

Careful campers. We seem to have thin ice in these parts of the woods.




Hillwilliam -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:34:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


quote:

ORIGINAL: MariaB

The amount of subs who have told me their previous partner died is quite alarming!

I once saw a sub for two years and in those two years he told me many times about Synthia, his previous Mistress and her untimely death.
When I met Synthia at a local munch, I didn't put two and two together at first but when she mentioned her slave coming over to paint her house the next day and how afterwards he was taking her to watch him play polo, the alarm bells rang. His name isn't XXX by any chance? and does he drive a green land rover discovery?
Clearly Synthia was as surprised as me. It turned out she had been seeing him for over five years!

We both text him a message. I said, 'the good news is, I have found your ex Mistress alive and well at a munch. The bad news is, collect your stuff and don't ever contact me again.

Synthia sent him a message saying, 'the ghost of your past has just been exorcised and you will be happy to know, she's out of your life forever'.



You may have maligned an innocent man unless you checked to make sure she was not undead.

ZombieDoms.

That opens up a whole new bunch of possibilities.




DarkSteven -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 7:38:07 AM)

Yeah, but when a Dom/me is flogging and his or her arm falls off, it's awkward.




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 8:56:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

ZombieDoms.

That opens up a whole new bunch of possibilities.


ZombieDoms. Ahhh. Now I understand a lot of those messages from the other side.




masmiss -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 9:12:29 AM)

I've heard the my-mistress-died-of-cancer story more times than the law of averages could possibly allow. I really, really try not to be cynical. I've just started to chat with a man who I've found to be interesting and, wonder of wonders, not obsessed with his own cock.
He told me yesterday that his previous Mistress died of ovarian cancer. Now I don't know what to think.




jola37 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 9:17:32 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
Yeah, but when a Dom/me is flogging and his or her arm falls off, it's awkward.


it can slow things down in the bedroom, I agree




HelloDarkness -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 9:36:51 AM)

yeah, I have had 3 slaves who are ready to move immediate (provided I pay airfare to a friend that works for airline, well I only got that far the first time, now I am baiting them. lets see if i can get them to an airport ..) each one had a master pass away recently leaving them with no money.




BBBTBW -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 10:13:39 AM)

I tend to agree with the OP. I have thought long and hard about my mortality as a DOMINANT over the past several years. It does seem as though I am a high risk for some type of cancer even though my DNA doesn't indicate it. Being a DOMINANT does not seem to be good for my health.




tj444 -> RE: I'm thinking of giving up on this whole Dominant thing. (7/27/2013 10:30:25 AM)

I heard recently of a study that said found tall people get cancer more often than short people..
they say taller people = more cells = more cells to fuck up and get cancer..
I am therefore guessing that all these people were tall..
which is such a shame cuz being a shortie myself, I love tall guys!.. (sigh).. [:(]




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