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Gauge -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/10/2013 9:17:51 PM)
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ORIGINAL: JeffBC
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People people... can we get this back onto the serious science part? I have some questions about the populations of these SUB SLAVE BITCHES. As RS pointed out there appears to be another beach where SUB SLAVE BITCHES can be found. Are these separate populations or is there some sort of migratory pattern going on? We need to get some biologists with their tracking collars on this pronto.
And then, of course, hlen5 has brought up this question of SUB SLAVE SLUTS. Is that just a different local name for the same species or do we have genetically distinct species going on here?
Come one you science types. Help me out here.
Sub Slave Bitches (Hoagieus Captivous Snarkorium) and Sub Slave Sluts (Hoagieus Captivous Megapromiscuous) are obviously related and not a genetic mutation. The fact is that these have been around for thousands of years but have only recently been discovered as a result of Google Maps. While they are normally not a migratory species, the fact that they appear to be moving around may be a direct result of Global Warming, or lack of booze. Unfortunately there are really no known predators for the Snarkorium or the Megapromiscuous although recent studies done within the last five minutes would possibly suggest that Internet Dominants (Motherous Basementium Electronicus Wannabeum) are likely to desire to hoard them; possibly for food. Domly Doms (Egotisim Giganticius Electronicus Wannabeum) however proudly proclaim ownership of both species and are quite assertive in garnering attention for that. Unfortunately what the Domly Doms lack is proof of this claim but I have sent a research team into the field and I should be getting new data in a few days or a year, depending on funding.
The one thing that we all must be aware of is that we have no idea how hardy either species is, and therefore we have no way of knowing if they are on the brink of extinction or overpopulation or both. Because of this fact I would encourage each of you to join in my newly founded organization Save The Hoagieus Captivous, or STHC for short. This is a non-profit organization mainly because no one has sent me money yet, but it is entirely dependent on your generosity. You may either send cash or cash, I accept both. Send me an email and I will give you my... I mean the foundation's address. Please, for $0.37 a day, you can help be a part of this vital research.
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