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Toysinbabeland -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/1/2013 11:16:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Inspired by JeffBC and the SUB SLAVE BITCH beach discovery, I found out where they spend spring time break. The pods are gathering as you can see by this photo. Although, like the JeffBC photo, it is hard to tell what degree of slaviness they are displaying.



[image]local://upfiles/390966/6272155BDF284B30B283584E85E5CC16.jpg[/image]


That's me on the left at sbssbb....I'm next to waldo.
Great, my cover is blown and I can't hide any where




MasterCaneman -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/1/2013 11:38:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Y'know, if I were gonna start a band, I think I'd call it SUB SLAVE BITCH because whenever some horny net geek typed that in trying to find a SUB SLAVE BITCH because he couldn't find a real woman, he'd see my band and maybe even listen to it.


Y'no MC, I think you're on to something here (remember the band name perception thread?) The only problem would be: JeffBC wouldn't hire us because the name's about the same flavor as XYZ and the F-holes. You wanna confirm or deny that, Jeff? Actually, I think XYZ and the Epholes (how did you get that umlaut in there?) would prefer said HNGs to uh, do their thing elsewhere. [8D]

To get an umlaut, I open up a Word document, type the word out and whatever one I want umlauted (if that's a word-it is now), I go to Insert-Symbol and select the desired word. Copy and paste into message box. Easier than cöntra däncing (but you gotta admit that was a sweet photo) [:)]




hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/5/2013 8:55:52 AM)

So, did anyone make it to ssb Beach over the Labor Day weekend??




MasterCaneman -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/5/2013 9:17:29 AM)

That would be "single side band beach" You gotta spell it out SUB SLAVE BITCH BEACH, otherwise it lacks impact. And no, my domly self hung around the house drinking beer, eating burgers, and shooting rats from my porch after sundown.




JeffBC -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/5/2013 10:06:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5
So, did anyone make it to ssb Beach over the Labor Day weekend??

Not me. And I just got the mixed news that my SUB SLAVE BITCH is coming home in two weeks so I'm less motivated to go. Of course, that leads me inevitably to feelings of failure regarding my training of her. As I've often noted, she's really bad at fleeing. This time she had a one way ticket, she went 2000 miles away, she was "released" before she left, and she's been gone for weeks and weeks and STILL she wanders back home?

Is there fleeing school somewhere? Or maybe I need to attend some classes in getting rid of slaves? Is this a part of the True Dom training that I bypassed?




hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 5:20:42 PM)

Maybe you could go to the beach and get a sister slave that would set a bad example for her?




JeffBC -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 7:22:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5
Maybe you could go to the beach and get a sister slave that would set a bad example for her?

I doubt I'd find any slaves there. It's pretty much wall to wall SUB SLAVE BITCHES. But the idea has merit anyway. I don't see any particular reason why a SUB SLAVE BITCH couldn't set a bad example for Carol.




ResidentSadist -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 8:57:46 PM)

Has anyone peeked at his profile? It is a 74 word long single sentence. He should get an award for that.




ivone57 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 9:06:36 PM)

hey, i know the perfect person for this position...just saying now back to your regular scheduled comments




hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 9:24:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: hlen5
Maybe you could go to the beach and get a sister slave that would set a bad example for her?

I doubt I'd find any slaves there. It's pretty much wall to wall SUB SLAVE BITCHES. But the idea has merit anyway. I don't see any particular reason why a SUB SLAVE BITCH couldn't set a bad example for Carol.



If not at SUB SLAVE BITCH Beach, maybe you could find a bad example somewhere else? Did you try SUB SLAVE BITCHESRUS.com?




hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 9:33:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sluttoy38

....... pleasuering them slefs with this.....



What's a slef??

Edited To Add - Welcome to the chat side of CM!!




MistressDarkArt -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 9:39:15 PM)

Yes, we heard you the first time. No need to duplicate posts unless you are quoting someone.

I too would like to know what a 'slef' is. New one on me, by golly. Somehow it doesn't sound very inviting. And while you're at it, would you tell us what a 'bich' is? I've heard of 'bithboy' before on a long-ago thread; perhaps 'bich' is a diminutive of bichon frise? And to what 'dome' are you referring, Half Dome in Yosemite, perhaps? I guess half a dome would be better than no dome at all. [8D]

Welcome to the boards!




hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 9:42:32 PM)

You could have edited your first post. See the upper right corner of each of your posts??




MasterCaneman -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 9:55:18 PM)

I love it when horny dipshits just dive into a thread without thinking.




myotherself -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 10:17:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sluttoy38
I AM NOT A VANILLA AT ALL


According to collarchat's criteria, I'm afraid you ARE a vanilla!

Probably the most vanilla person on this thread.

You have my sympathy [8|]




thishereboi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 10:26:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG



[sm=rofl.gif]




Toysinbabeland -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 10:53:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Has anyone peeked at his profile? It is a 74 word long single sentence. He should get an award for that.


If I had peeked, even for a moment, though I doubt it would surprise me in any way, at his profile, then happened to come upon an actual seventy four word sentence embedded within the annals of the profile
that so carefully and exquisitely chosen by him in order to try to impress people I'm sure that I would not have been able to stay awake long enough to have lived through the narcolepsy inducing state of affairs that a verbal diarrhea episode would cause, making me realize that at the very least it wasn't a hundred word sentence.




Gauge -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/8/2013 11:38:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

I love it when horny dipshits just dive into a thread without thinking.


I never dive into a thread. I wade very carefully into it. The rest, however, is true... you know... the horny dipshit part.




hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/9/2013 3:57:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Has anyone peeked at his profile? It is a 74 word long single sentence. He should get an award for that.


If I had peeked, even for a moment, though I doubt it would surprise me in any way, at his profile, then happened to come upon an actual seventy four word sentence embedded within the annals of the profile
that so carefully and exquisitely chosen by him in order to try to impress people I'm sure that I would not have been able to stay awake long enough to have lived through the narcolepsy inducing state of affairs that a verbal diarrhea episode would cause, making me realize that at the very least it wasn't a hundred word sentence.


I'm kinda tempted to do a word count here....[:)][;)][;)]




thishereboi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/9/2013 6:23:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: hlen5


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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Has anyone peeked at his profile? It is a 74 word long single sentence. He should get an award for that.


If I had peeked, even for a moment, though I doubt it would surprise me in any way, at his profile, then happened to come upon an actual seventy four word sentence embedded within the annals of the profile
that so carefully and exquisitely chosen by him in order to try to impress people I'm sure that I would not have been able to stay awake long enough to have lived through the narcolepsy inducing state of affairs that a verbal diarrhea episode would cause, making me realize that at the very least it wasn't a hundred word sentence.


I'm kinda tempted to do a word count here....[:)][;)][;)]



98 I think but I haven't had coffee yet [8D]




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