SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH

Page: [1] 2 3 4 5 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 6:57:05 PM

greensteel03

Posts: 1
Joined: 8/28/2013
Status: offline

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:00:51 PM

MistressDarkArt

Posts: 5178
Status: offline

Right, got it. Please start by turning off your caps lock, then proceed directly to the Ask A Mistress and Ask A Master FAQs for a thorough read and heed before proceeding further.

Welcome to the boards, and best of luck.

(in reply to greensteel03)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:08:35 PM

Lucylastic

Posts: 40310
Status: offline

very restrained MDA...congratulations

_____________________________

(•_•)
<) )╯SUCH
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \

Duchess Of Dissent
Dont Hate Love

(in reply to MistressDarkArt)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:09:50 PM

littlewonder

Posts: 15659
Status: offline

Good luck with that dude.

_____________________________

Nothing has changed
Everything has changed

(in reply to Lucylastic)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:13:59 PM

lizi

Posts: 4673
Joined: 2/1/2009
Status: offline

WHAT??? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. PLEASE REPEAT YOUR REQUEST SEVERAL MORE TIMES IN A BIGGER FONT.

Yeah, Dude, sub slave bitches are all out for the season, you'll have to see if anyone has some old stock left.

Seriously? No one refers to women that they don't know as sub slave bitches, that's like a term of endearment saved for couples that care for each other. Asking for one here just makes you look like you don't know wtf you're doing because it's coming off as ruder than all get out, and any subs/slaves that see it are going to avoid you like the plague. It's completely obvious that you have zip experience with this.

It's not that easy to get a women, ya know? You can't just ask for one. You'll have to put in some work. Start by messaging women politely and get to know them before expecting them to do anything that you say - that part comes after the two of you decide together that you'd like to give things a try. It's not standard behavior till you get to the point of having a relationship.

(in reply to greensteel03)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:17:49 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

TAKE A NUMBER AND GET IN LINE!

Nice first post. The slave bitches should be pounding down your door any second.

Welcome to the forums. I recommend the sushi.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to lizi)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:19:55 PM

MistressDarkArt

Posts: 5178
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

very restrained MDA...congratulations

Thank you, Lucy. It truly was the most difficult thing I had to do today.

(in reply to Lucylastic)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:31:13 PM

fyrenbrimstone

Posts: 4
Joined: 3/6/2010
Status: offline

yeah... I recommend that you do a little reading. Maybe watch some interactions... and never talk to anyone that way again.

(in reply to lizi)

Profile

Post #: 8

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:32:25 PM

Lucylastic

Posts: 40310
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

very restrained MDA...congratulations

Thank you, Lucy. It truly was the most difficult thing I had to do today.

I have to admit, I typed with my nose, cos my fingers were itching uncontrollably:)

_____________________________

(•_•)
<) )╯SUCH
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \

Duchess Of Dissent
Dont Hate Love

(in reply to MistressDarkArt)

Profile

Post #: 9

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:34:38 PM

LadyPact

Posts: 32566
Status: offline

I'm so glad I wasn't sipping diet pepsi. I'll bet it would have come out of My nose.

Good luck, dude.

(By the way, that noise you hear in your email is the sound of crickets.)

_____________________________

The crowned Diva of Destruction. ~ ExT

Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

(in reply to fyrenbrimstone)

Profile

Post #: 10

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:37:42 PM

crazyml

Posts: 5568
Joined: 7/3/2007
Status: offline

Hello and welcome!

As with a couple of others on this thread, I heartily recommend that you have a good read of the forum, as I think that you'll have a lot more success it you tune your approach, by more than just a smidgen.

The key think to remember is that to be successful here, all you need to do is not come across as a total dick, since that is pretty much the norm on the personals side.

Given your intro, I'd say you've a teensy bit of work to do.

_____________________________

Remember.... There's always somewhere on the planet where it's jackass o'clock.

(in reply to greensteel03)

Profile

Post #: 11

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:43:02 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

The key think to remember is that to be successful here, all you need to do is not come across as a total dick, since that is pretty much the norm on the personals side.

Are you saying that people on the personals side of the site mostly act like dicks? I want to understand that statement because that is not fair to say that being a dick is what is normal there.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to crazyml)

Profile

Post #: 12

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:48:47 PM

LadyPact

Posts: 32566
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
Are you saying that people on the personals side of the site mostly act like dicks? I want to understand that statement because that is not fair to say that being a dick is what is normal there.

I don't know if normal would be the right word. Frequently might be more appropriate.

Perhaps this thread might be enlightening. http://www.collarchat.com/m_4267202/tm.htm

_____________________________

The crowned Diva of Destruction. ~ ExT

Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 13

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:50:44 PM

DesFIP

Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline

Actually Gauge, it is. What most women get in their email is stuff as clueless and nasty as the op. Stuff that comes straight out of porn and written by guys like the op who never bothered to learn any relationship or communication skills.

Truthfully, compared to some of the stuff I've received, the op is mild. But he's still not welcome to write this to any stranger.

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 14

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 7:58:26 PM

JeffBC

Posts: 5799
Joined: 2/12/2012
From: Canada
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
Nice first post. The slave bitches should be pounding down your door any second.

Well, they would be but KnightOfMyst keeps hogging them all.

_____________________________

I'm a lover of "what is", not because I'm a spiritual person, but because it hurts when I argue with reality. -- Bryon Katie
"You're humbly arrogant" -- sunshinemiss
officially a member of the K Crowd

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 15

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 8:10:47 PM

Maybeher

Posts: 31
Joined: 4/2/2013
Status: offline

The OP spelled drugs with an e... E nough said lol

_____________________________

If you ask someone for something... You're admitting that they have it.

(in reply to MistressDarkArt)

Profile

Post #: 16

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 8:11:45 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
Are you saying that people on the personals side of the site mostly act like dicks? I want to understand that statement because that is not fair to say that being a dick is what is normal there.

I don't know if normal would be the right word. Frequently might be more appropriate.

Perhaps this thread might be enlightening. http://www.collarchat.com/m_4267202/tm.htm

Certainly I understand that there are some neolithic troglodytes out there. This is the Internet after all... put the word Dominant in front of the troglodyte element and there is no doubt that mail boxes blow up with troll food. I guess my sensibilities were a bit hurt because I don't do that kind of thing and felt the generalization failed to exclude me specifically and inform the masses of that.

That's all. Nothing serious... just a permanently scarred ego and totally destroyed self-confidence.

Thanks OP.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to LadyPact)

Profile

Post #: 17

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 8:20:45 PM

lizi

Posts: 4673
Joined: 2/1/2009
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Are you saying that people on the personals side of the site mostly act like dicks? I want to understand that statement because that is not fair to say that being a dick is what is normal there.

Well EXCEPT for you, it's true that the guys (can't speak for the women) on the profile side mostly act like idiots. If you ever want to experience that special hell for yourself just open an account as a female. We did that on a thread once for scientific purposes, and the men acting like dicks theory was borne out. Much to the dismay of some posters I remember, but whatever.

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 18

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 8:25:18 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

Well EXCEPT for you, it's true that the guys (can't speak for the women) on the profile side mostly act like idiots. If you ever want to experience that special hell for yourself just open an account as a female. We did that on a thread once for scientific purposes, and the men acting like dicks theory was borne out. Much to the dismay of some posters I remember, but whatever.

*sniff* You... you... you mean that?

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to lizi)

Profile

Post #: 19

RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/28/2013 8:32:29 PM

getoutnow

Posts: 151
Joined: 8/5/2013
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

Well EXCEPT for you, it's true that the guys (can't speak for the women) on the profile side mostly act like idiots. If you ever want to experience that special hell for yourself just open an account as a female. We did that on a thread once for scientific purposes, and the men acting like dicks theory was borne out. Much to the dismay of some posters I remember, but whatever.

There is probably a reason why men act like dicks. In the state I am in (which looks like the dregs of CM).

1) 1 woman 18 wants to be in a diaper all day
2) another woman, wants to have an actual daddy and he adopt her, so they can walk around as actual Dad/Dau and have everyone know about it. all so she can be sexual with her real life dad.
3) another who is married but in a sexless marriage and wants to cheat with all and sundry
4) another who is married with kids but husband locked away, wants to cheat
5) another who wants to be body modified into a dog
6) another who openly admits to sucking off animals and wants to have all sorts of excrement done to her

I could really go on for another 25 profiles alone in this state. I shudder to think how the F they think they are so awesome! I wouldnt touch these with someone else's!

I'd literally be ashamed to take one of these women to my mom. She'd know too! She'd probably take me to court and want to legally dispose of custody with me!!! I'm serious.

No wonder the guys are horrible, mean, act like dicks. A lot of trash comes on CM. I wouldn't date/enslave any of these women, if my life depended on it.

(in reply to lizi)

Profile

Post #: 20