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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/4/2013 6:03:48 PM   
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Thanks for the reference. Interesting that the South Park team released this in 2004 a time very near to the ultimate bottom in US foreign policy execution. The only similar time was during the Vietnam War era, but because of the draft, Americans paid more attention and wanted more accountability out of the American leadership.

I don't really think you can tag Obama with this reference, but it's not surprising the Heretic would try it anyway. That's how he rolls.


Fucking Vishnu on a Bus!!!

It's a joke man... The Obama Years... A Sequel.

You can tag any President with it. It's funny and anyone who has seen the movie will instantly get it unless they are a complete partisan douchebag.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/4/2013 6:10:14 PM   
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This was not going to be one aired in front of them by any stretch. lol



Absolutely NOT, DS. The movie I referenced in the thread title is extremely adults only (yet hilariously juvenile at the same time), all the way through. Be sure to get the un-rated version, because even though all the characters are puppets, the MPAA still found bits too extreme for an R rating, and forced the producers to edit it down.

Enjoy!

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/4/2013 6:14:45 PM   
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Fats, if there is one thing I know for sure, it's that trying to explain jokes to people without a sense of humor is a timewaster for everyone involved.

We have people on this board who would try to challenge the technical accuracy of the weapons systems portrayed in the film. That's funny to me, but only if I just sit back and watch quietly.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/4/2013 7:08:17 PM   
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First of all, this is more Satire than humor. Can you satire US foreign policy. YES.

It's just not that funny in regards to Syria and what's happening in the Middle East. I don't find the use of Chemical Weapons along with 100,000 civilians killed funny, Egypt is on the brink of anarchy, Afghanistan is a mess, and IRAQ is rife with bombings and warring factions.

US foreign policy is broken. I would argue it was broken by the mismanagement and lies associated with the Afghan and Iraq wars. Others might argue that installing the Shah or IRAN is the real bad penny in our pocket.

The US is a little bit like Walt from Breaking Bad; yeah he became the King of a meth empire, but how can your trust anything he says or evaluate what his real motives are? He's just not very long on credibility.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/4/2013 7:50:35 PM   
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The other factor in play here is the timing of a strike / intervention. Waiting a period of time to marshal support and build a coalition is more important than acting fast and going it alone.

The larger problem at play is how divided the world is: there is no coalition to intervene and stabilize the country, the UN is divided, and factions in the Middle East don't trust each other and regularly use terror and violence as a weapon.

The US has spent something like $1 Trillion Dollars and Afghanistan, IRAQ, Egypt, Syria all remain highly unstable.


Hi, Cloudboy. I'm not going into that whole other aspect you brought up. Not only do I have and freely use a sense of humor, it can be very dark and twisted. I'm the guy who will walk up to someone looking at the wreckage of his eurosedan, and cheerfully offer, "well, that's the way the Mercedes bends." People get it, or they don't. When I go really dark, most people don't get the joke, but that's how my tension release valve works, and I won't be altering it.

Moving on.

Unless the strike plan involves destruction of fixed, complex and very expensive infrastructure at its foundation, the "timing doesn't matter" argument is complete horseshit. It's called dispersal. It has been reported that Assad is even using civilian homes to get his stuff out of harm's way.

The thing to keep in mind is that world isn't just divided, it is in competition. Russia isn't just hanging out, being pricks for fun (though I suspect Putin enjoys that aspect), they have active interests in building their own standing in the region, and whittling away at ours. I had a chance to read a speculative piece today, on who benefits from forcing our hand on the President's throwaway line. Worth a peek, if you have a couple minutes.

http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/143492/samuels-syria-vladimir-putin#

Yes. We have spent a lot of money in the ME. We have spent a lot of money fighting drugs and poverty too. Pointless wastes that have done as much harm as good, over the decades. We may very well be spending a hell of a lot more money there, too, if we are dragged into something else, that does meet the criteria. Just the posture we are maintaining right now could explode, if somebody does something stupid.


Edit to add - I don't watch Breaking Bad (never even caught an episode), so call it even on references the other guy isn't familiar with. I do know enough about speed freaks to know it cannot be an analogy with foundations in any sort of reality.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 1:40:52 AM   
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"Moral responsability."
Now isn't that a convienient little phrase!
Wake up and smell the propaganda.
Now, I'm off to draw a red line.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 2:33:05 AM   
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First of all, this is more Satire than humor. Can you satire US foreign policy. YES.

It's just not that funny in regards to Syria and what's happening in the Middle East. I don't find the use of Chemical Weapons along with 100,000 civilians killed funny, Egypt is on the brink of anarchy, Afghanistan is a mess, and IRAQ is rife with bombings and warring factions.

US foreign policy is broken. I would argue it was broken by the mismanagement and lies associated with the Afghan and Iraq wars. Others might argue that installing the Shah or IRAN is the real bad penny in our pocket.

The US is a little bit like Walt from Breaking Bad; yeah he became the King of a meth empire, but how can your trust anything he says or evaluate what his real motives are? He's just not very long on credibility.

US policy towards the ME is in ruins. The US is the laughing stock of the region.

How any one could expect a policy that is overtly antagonistic to >95% of the region's inhabitants to work, let alone succeed, is beyond me. The lies and deceit surrounding Afghanistan and Iraq were the straws that broke the camel's back.

So when you are thinking about what a new policy might look like, or what it might prioritise, it might be an idea to use these litmus tests: Will the policy gain favour with at least half of the region's people? Will it promote US interests over all over interests? If the answer to either or both of these questions is 'No', then you can be sure that the policy will fail again.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 3:58:35 PM   
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Today NPR was reporting how declassified CIA documents show how the US looked the other way on the use of biological weapons under Reagan during the Iraq - Iran war in the 80s.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 4:04:42 PM   
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Today NPR was reporting how declassified CIA documents show how the US looked the other way on the use of biological weapons under Reagan during the Iraq - Iran war in the 80s.


Cloud, that's true.
President Pantload should take a lesson from Reagan.
Even MoveOn's .org members' are against any intervention in Syria by 73%!

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 4:06:26 PM   
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I don't think time is of the essence b/c I'm skeptical we can do any good. From my vantage point it looks like a quagmire. But what do I know, not much.

Your point that rival nations have other interests is true, but to me thats another way of saying the world is divided. In theory civilized nations would act to prevent civilian blood baths or genocide.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 4:33:46 PM   
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Today NPR was reporting how declassified CIA documents show how the US looked the other way on the use of biological weapons under Reagan during the Iraq - Iran war in the 80s.


Cloud, that's true.
President Pantload should take a lesson from Reagan.
Even MoveOn's .org members' are against any intervention in Syria by 73%!


Yes Pops, you nailed it, you spotted Reagan decided to stay neutral in the Iran/Iraq war. Well done mate. I mean it isnt as if Reagan supplied weapons to Iraq, or had his own reasons for wanting to see Irans downfall, is it.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 9:33:56 PM   
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***FALSE ALARM***
President Pantload *DID NOT*, I repeat, *DID NOT* draw a red line.
He said so on national news today.
***FALSE ALARM***

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 9:46:43 PM   
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***FALSE ALARM***
President Pantload *DID NOT*, I repeat, *DID NOT* draw a red line.
He said so on national news today.
***FALSE ALARM***


Turns out, he didn't. He actually drew a cerise line.


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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/5/2013 11:03:03 PM   
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A good read on the subject from the Peggy Noonan at the WSJ

Noonan: Why America Is Saying 'No'
Syria and Obama: Wrong time, wrong place, wrong plan, wrong man.



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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/6/2013 9:21:12 AM   
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Kerry: Bombing other countries is not "Going to war."



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The increasingly embarrassing John Kerry is... well, increasingly embarrassing.

In his Senate testimony (going on currently- Tuesday afternoon) he said that people who have served, like himself and Hagel and McCain, know that what Obama is requesting is "nothing like going to war."

Anyone who thinks dropping bombs on the assets of the government of a foreign country for the purpose of punishing that government (and most likely killing human beings thereby) is not "going to war" has no business holding any power or responsibility.

And since Obama doesn't rein in the Kerry Show we are left to assume Kerry continues to speak for the administration.

This is very sad.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/6/2013 9:34:57 AM   
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LOL. Think about it, you got time. They didnt announce it, they hid their intentions, no warnings, they had diplomatic relations.

That was the act of war.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/6/2013 9:50:37 AM   
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LOL. Think about it, you got time. They didnt announce it, they hid their intentions, no warnings, they had diplomatic relations.

That was the act of war.

Not announcing it, hiding their intentions, not giving any warnings and/or having diplomatic relations were not acts of war.

Blowing up a bunch of US warships and killing a few thousand US sailors...THAT was the act of war.

I won't ask you to think about that...You Can Lead A Horse (Jackass) To Water (Truth) But You Can't Make It Drink (Understand).

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/6/2013 9:57:01 AM   
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Yeah, fine. And how many acts of war can we initiate, and how many could stand against us?

Answer, as many as we want, and zero.

We spend more on the military than the next 12 nations combined, and like Ollie North says, goddammit, the government wants us to use them.

Otherwise, if we are gonna stay home, we can cut the shit out of the military budget, we dont need the large expenditure to stand around with our fingers up our ass.

We could use it on America, and infrastructure, global competitiveness and so on.

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/6/2013 3:38:14 PM   
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The US helping in the Middle East is a little bit like an abuser intervening to help a battered woman. Who in their right mind isn't skeptical?

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RE: Team America - World Police: The Obama Years - 9/6/2013 9:17:17 PM   
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The other factor in play here is the timing of a strike / intervention. Waiting a period of time to marshal support and build a coalition is more important than acting fast and going it alone.

The larger problem at play is how divided the world is: there is no coalition to intervene and stabilize the country, the UN is divided, and factions in the Middle East don't trust each other and regularly use terror and violence as a weapon.

The US has spent something like $1 Trillion Dollars and Afghanistan, IRAQ, Egypt, Syria all remain highly unstable.


Hi, Cloudboy. I'm not going into that whole other aspect you brought up. Not only do I have and freely use a sense of humor, it can be very dark and twisted. I'm the guy who will walk up to someone looking at the wreckage of his eurosedan, and cheerfully offer, "well, that's the way the Mercedes bends." People get it, or they don't. When I go really dark, most people don't get the joke, but that's how my tension release valve works, and I won't be altering it.

Moving on.

Unless the strike plan involves destruction of fixed, complex and very expensive infrastructure at its foundation, the "timing doesn't matter" argument is complete horseshit. It's called dispersal. It has been reported that Assad is even using civilian homes to get his stuff out of harm's way.


Destroying syria isn't worth our time or interest.

The only purpose here is to scare every OTHER tinpot dictator badly enough to stop developing chemical weapons.

In order to do that, the simplest method is to destroy the following targets:

Assad's family, but not Assad himself.
Likewise, the families of Assad's Generals, but not the Generals themselves.
Keep going down the list until you've destroyed enough civilians to equal the civilians killed by the Syrian use of sarin.

And finish your bombing campaign by hitting one chemical weapons bunker, located in the middle of a Syrian loyalist population, after making certain that the bunker does NOT contain VX, since almost any other chemical weapon will degrade naturally after a few hours.

That should be enough to make our point, and the civil war can continue on as-is.

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The thing to keep in mind is that world isn't just divided, it is in competition. Russia isn't just hanging out, being pricks for fun (though I suspect Putin enjoys that aspect), they have active interests in building their own standing in the region, and whittling away at ours.


Well... There are some differences between the Soviet model and the Russian Imperial one, as pertains to foreign relations. But mostly you are correct: the similarities outweighed the differences, especially after WWII.

Today's Russia, however, is no closer to the old Imperial Russia than it is to the USSR. At no point in Russian or Soviet history was the Russian ruling class as beholden to the West as it is now. These guys _cannot afford_ belligerence on a level much beyond a 'very angry note'. Not 'their country cannot afford' - the _actual_rulers_personally_ cannot afford. And they know it, all too well.

P.S. The meme of Russian responses being driven by the history of being invaded again, and again, and again is a popular one. However, one might keep in mind that, while being supposedly a habitual victim of unending invasions, Russia managed to expand from not much more than a city-state, and not a large one, at that, into an empire more than twice the size of the USA. 90+% of that expansion happened through Russia invading its neighbors.

So... are the American responses largely driven by past experiences of the Colonies being repeatedly invaded by all those nasty Indians, by any chance? :-)

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I had a chance to read a speculative piece today, on who benefits from forcing our hand on the President's throwaway line. Worth a peek, if you have a couple minutes.

http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/143492/samuels-syria-vladimir-putin#


The US is holding Mr. Putin and his close circle of kleptocrats by something more important to them than even their balls: their wallets. Rulers of the USSR and Russian Empire were sovereigns of a (mostly) self-sufficient country, with all or most of their riches residing inside that country. Putin & Co., on the other hand, are utterly dependent on their country's exports to, and their business and personal bank accounts in, the West. Their freedom of maneuver against the West, therefore, is severely constricted.

If Putin can deter us from this _totally_ unnecessary war, God bless him.

Mind you, I am pretty sure he is a corrupt Tsar-in-all-but-name. But I am unconvinced that Russia doesn't need a Tsar or that her having one would not be in our interest.


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Yes. We have spent a lot of money in the ME. We have spent a lot of money fighting drugs and poverty too. Pointless wastes that have done as much harm as good, over the decades. We may very well be spending a hell of a lot more money there, too, if we are dragged into something else, that does meet the criteria. Just the posture we are maintaining right now could explode, if somebody does something stupid.


This is a clear case for "containment".

Let 'em kill each other.

If things go quiet, throw in some more ammo.

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Edit to add - I don't watch Breaking Bad (never even caught an episode), so call it even on references the other guy isn't familiar with. I do know enough about speed freaks to know it cannot be an analogy with foundations in any sort of reality.


I got nothing for this. Sounds like a TV show.

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