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Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 10:38:30 AM

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If you were the only one standing between a whole load of marauding aliens & your favourite pub...what would be your handheld weapon of choice?

I'll start off with a chair leg & a broken bottle

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 10:39:46 AM

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An empty guinness in each hand.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:24:15 AM

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Hmmm...I guess it depends on whether the aliens are from a different country (and if so, which country) or if they are from a different planet.

Ah hell... Never mind. I don't drink so I don't have a favorite pub anyway...let 'em maraud.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:37:07 AM

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My hand-held weapon of choice would be Ellen Ripley - for obvious reasons!

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 1:45:45 PM

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The logical weapon would have to be the one I carry with me everywhere-my cane. (I won't mention the other nifty toys I have on my person at any given time). While I am not a certified Master in the form, I have been doing some bartitsu for the past couple of years. The canes I carry are not the playtime versions-they're either dense hardwood or my current favorite, carbon-fiber. Not as heavy, but I can get the end moving really fast, and handle is super-sturdy.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 1:51:46 PM

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Are we talking extraterrestrials, yankees (non Texans) British, Canadian, what? We need specifics.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 1:57:08 PM

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I'm gonna assume either Canadians or extraterrestrials (although the difference is minor), since I'm about 20 minutes from Canuckistan where I stand.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 3:20:38 PM

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quote:

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If you were the only one standing between a whole load of marauding aliens & your favourite pub...what would be your handheld weapon of choice?

I'll start off with a chair leg & a broken bottle .

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 3:22:59 PM

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If the aliens were extraterrestrials, I'd use a phaser.

If they were Canadians, I'd use a hockey stick.

If they were Frenchmen, I'd toss 'em a box full of white flags and point a rifle at 'em.

If they were British, I'd tell 'em to queue up to make an appointment; then I'd leave.

If they were Germans, I'd remind 'em that the police forbid them from invading this country without declaring war first and remind them what happened the last time they did that.

If they were from India, I'd give 'em directions to Silicon Valley.

If they were Australians, I'd buy 'em a case of Fosters and leave.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 3:24:31 PM

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quote:

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The logical weapon would have to be the one I carry with me everywhere-my cane. (I won't mention the other nifty toys I have on my person at any given time). While I am not a certified Master in the form, I have been doing some bartitsu for the past couple of years. The canes I carry are not the playtime versions-they're either dense hardwood or my current favorite, carbon-fiber. Not as heavy, but I can get the end moving really fast, and handle is super-sturdy.

Mine is hollow with a sword inside.
Legal in Alabama, don't know about where you live.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 4:05:08 PM

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They're not legal here in NY.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 4:21:41 PM

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If you were the only one standing between a whole load of marauding aliens & your favourite pub...what would be your handheld weapon of choice?

I'll start off with a chair leg & a broken bottle .

This is giving me a flashback to Shawn of the Dead.....

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 4:32:13 PM

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 4:40:30 PM

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Gary, I would tell them they could only enter my pub by applying via the local job center, if nothing else it would give me time to get pissed.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 8:36:07 PM

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 8:43:28 PM

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a bottle of anything 100+ proof and a lighter.....did I mention I'm a pyro?

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 8:52:04 PM

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I was thinking the same thing.

Only I'd go with a modern pistol rather than a Winchester Model 94.

a) The 94 far fewer rounds.
b) The pistol allows for you to hold a pint of Guinness in your off hand.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 8:58:45 PM

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I was thinking the same thing.

Only I'd go with a modern pistol rather than a Winchester Model 94.

a) The 94 far fewer rounds.
b) The pistol allows for you to hold a pint of Guinness in your off hand.

Pump shotgun, you should be able to drink without distractions.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 9:03:45 PM

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Pump shotgun, you should be able to drink without distractions.

How the hell would you do that? I don't know any pump guns that hold more than 6 rounds.
How do you pump it without two hands?
Have you ever tried to fire a 12 gauge with only one hand?

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 9:09:52 PM

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technically speaking a hand-held weapon of choice could be a KEG filled with Oxytosin (look it up on something other than wiki-wank if it's unfamiliar to you)

And SPRAYED UPON the aliens, so they then LOVED us.

fight over.

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