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Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/12/2013 9:42:42 PM   
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Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNv-zzpIwBs <<<<<<<<<<<<The battle of the Bibles --Professor Walter Veith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mDTy7h_RQ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Can the Bible Be Trusted? - Pastor CD Brooks
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/12/2013 9:53:51 PM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/12/2013 9:59:25 PM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/12/2013 11:10:31 PM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 12:18:29 AM   
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Now its contents...that's another story

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 12:43:19 AM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 2:15:28 AM   
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BRB folks, got some atoning to do.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 3:31:51 AM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 4:27:52 AM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 8:24:35 AM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 8:28:05 AM   
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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 8:52:03 AM   
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What if we don't want it either?



This made me LOL and the dog gave me a dirty look.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 9:07:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord

You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings

Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNv-zzpIwBs <<<<<<<<<<<<The battle of the Bibles --Professor Walter Veith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mDTy7h_RQ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Can the Bible Be Trusted? - Pastor CD Brooks



Ok, first of all, I am a Christian meaning I believe in God, Junior and the spook.

That being said, to take the bible as literal is an exercise in stupidity. I believe the Bible was inspired by the word of God, but having read it a number of times over the span of my life, I have a sinking suspicion that the men who wrote the book took God's word and added their own flare. The present term in creative editing.

I mean, come on, the God I know does not violate the laws he created, so who ever wrote Genesis got the order of creation wrong. He also got the age of the planet wrong.

Now go away.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 9:09:43 AM   
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What if we don't want it either?


Well we could take the lemon and turn it into lemonaid. Anyone want to make a bet on who's sock this is?


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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 9:14:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DomKen

What if we don't want it either?



This made me LOL and the dog gave me a dirty look.

Now you know what cat owners deal with.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 9:17:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DomKen

What if we don't want it either?




This made me LOL and the dog gave me a dirty look.

Now you know what cat owners deal with.


Hehe he always gives me dirty looks cuz I make noise and bug him when he wants to sleep.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 9:17:28 AM   
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You have questions? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings


Yeah, but I can't seem to get through. Ask him who the winner of next Saturday's Ascot race is and get back to me asap.

Thanks.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 10:26:41 AM   
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Why Not Ask The One True Master of All


I did and according to His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster the Bible is a crank call he made in order to gain amusement from the gullible.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 10:35:14 AM   
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Why Not Ask The One True Master of All


I did and according to His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster the Bible is a crank call he made in order to gain amusement from the gullible.


Cool. Could you ask that One True Master of All - how long for a vegetarian lasagne in the oven, gas mark 6? Thanks.

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RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All - 10/13/2013 2:00:09 PM   
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It must be like having a hyperactive younger brother all dosed up on Sunny Delight turning up at a party where you're trying to look all cool.

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