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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK
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I hate people who down all Christians, saying we are close minded... That kinda works both ways.
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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Hmmm. I'm wondering how much time I have to think of everything.

I hate auto correct! Don't change my curse words!!!
Auto correct was designed to be annoying like that on purpose, the goal is to drive people who dont like it into psychotic rages so they break their smart phones and have to buy new ones

I hate drivers who piss me off. (Tail gating, bright ass lights, etc)
This is part of my ongoing psychology research project to find out what it takes for Dommes to go into homicidal road rages and just how many cars they run off the road and how many pedestrians they chase off the side walks.

I hate when people aren't recognized for the good they do.
Again, this is part of an ongoing psychology experiment to see how long it takes you to go postal on the people in charge.

I hate when expensive things konk out within 6 months of purchase.
This is pure marketing, it is called planned obsolescence. Products are designed to fail after a specific period of time in order to promote the purchase of the newer "improved" model. If it drives people into a rage, so much the better, since it drums up business for lawyers who have to defend people who have sent large explosive devices to product manufacturers.

I hate that when you have issue with cable they take forever to help bit when your bill is due they are there to collect right then.
Good news, this is not an psychology experiment. This is part of the Illuminati plan for the take over and control of the population of the planet. I am actually quite proud of this part of the conspiracy since I came up with the idea for utilities to make broad arrival times for their technicians, i.e they will be at your home between 10AM and 4PM. The bonus to this part of the conspiracy is the random "show up early while you are in the shower, or involved in an intimate encounter with the vacuum cleaner, or the random 30 minute to 2 hour late arrivals.

I fucking hate automated systems... Even worse when I'm connected to a person half way across the world(that I can't understand)
You are actually not connected to someone half way across the world from you, they are actually in a secret underground complex and are actually quite good at speaking English while not at work. These people go through extensive training to develop accents that are this bad. Again one of my contributions to the NWO conspiracy.
I get mad when I'm at the gym and huge buff idiots don't re rack their weights.
Oh, this is my contribution to the NWO conspiracy aimed only at you.

Or when creepy mcCreepersons stare at me while working out.
Thanks for letting us know that the agents we have assigned to watch you are not being covert about the observation or your daily activities. They will be dealt with.

(As y'all can tell, I'm a bit perturbed today)
I hate when I have one item in my hand and some lady races to get to the check out first, with a cart full of shit.
President Obama came up with this part of the conspiracy all by himself, we put it into operation only to make him feel like he was contributing, his other idea involved snakes crawling out of toilets and releasing large spiders in women's public restrooms.

I hate people who down all Christians, saying we are close minded... That kinda works both ways.
This is part of the conspiracy to eliminate all religions except the worship of his holiness, Dan Aykroyd.

Shirt tags sticking out, jean pockets all messed up...
We have nothing to do with this, or pants hanging down around the knees, however plumber's butt cracks showing was actually the idea of another poster on these boards. We promised him complete anonymity to keep his intelligence and activities in the NWO a secret.

Letting the dogs out and coming home two hours later to see one has went in the house.
We have people who go around letting dogs back in the homes, as well as covertly training them to stare at women's crotches, destroying toilet paper and furniture, and finally the ultimate, dogs farting when it is most inconvenient.

I hate people who don't read profiles but think I'm a bitch when I call them out on something that's clearly typed in mine.
NWO operation aimed at users of collarme that may be getting too close to discovering that we are real.

I hate when Victoria's Secret has sales and there's never a pretty bra for me.
Murphy's Law.

Or that my dresses always have to be taken in bc my boobs are huge but my waist isn't.
Have to keep tailors and seamstresses working, dont we?

And I hate to sound like. "That girl" but damn! I never can find a fucking dress.
We do this to all women, hide the perfect dress just to drive them insane, of course for some women it isnt a drive, but a short putt.


I'm with Michael on the name thing. I prefer to be called K and most people like to say "well no ones name is just a letter, it must stand for something". JUST FUCKING RESPECT WHAT I ASK TO BE CALLED.
Oh come on, you want to stop all our fun?

I hate people who think I should be ashamed for being a dancer, sorry I'm not.
We program judgmental people to do this, sorry but sooner or later you will beat the living shit out of one and then we can put you in a FEMA camp so you can be indoctrinated into the church of Dan.


That's all for today, I have plenty more, bit I'll save it. :)