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VideoAdminChi -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 6:24:06 PM)
quote: O-ho. So, you want to turn this into an international poetry fight eh, Marc? Them's fightin' words, old son. Actually, that really would be quite something: New Rule: People are only allowed to big up their own country and/or slag off someone else's in the medium of poetry. What say everyone? If a majority vote for 'yes', perhaps the Mods would kindly enforce it? Haiku Monday? Sonnet Tuesday? Limerick Wednesday? Etc?

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 6:48:04 PM)
The failure of the Broncos to fight, Has made it embarrassing to watch their plight. So to this thread I have come, But alas, with poetry, I am done. ------------------------------------------ Seriously folks, after a while it becomes exhausting and then it ceases to be fun and creativity should always be fun. As for this thread . . . I dunno. I find it hard to believe that some people would take this topic seriously as some seemed to. I don't mind good natured joshing but serious bigotry leaves me cold. I continue to maintain, however, that Canadians cannot make a decent chicken wing. I have never, NEVER, encountered a decent chicken wing in Canada. I do not know why this is so. It is just some weird quirk of the country. You can get good pizza in Canada and decent submarines as well. I've enjoyed some mighty fine dining in Canada. But for some inexplicable reason, they just can't handle chicken wings. It is a mystery.

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 6:56:56 PM)
quote: At least i assume he isnt pregnant by a c(k)ardassian prinCess..... Is the Star Trek reference intentional? If so, I don't get it. If not, I still don't get it. You know, I've think it is grossly unfair that the hardworking Mexican who just wants a job so they can help out their poor family at home has to sneak across the border, continually dodge authorities and live in fear of being caught. Meanwhile Justine Bubbles gets to stroll across the border, caterwauling his soulless pap, just as pretty as you fucking please. Someone tell me where the fucking justice is in that?

ElectraGlide -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 7:02:34 PM)
No we need to deport Justin Bieber back to Canada, not make him a U.S. Citizen.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 7:05:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b The failure of the Broncos to fight, Has made it embarrassing to watch their plight. So to this thread I have come, But alas, with poetry, I am done. ------------------------------------------ Seriously folks, after a while it becomes exhausting and then it ceases to be fun and creativity should always be fun. As for this thread . . . I dunno. I find it hard to believe that some people would take this topic seriously as some seemed to. I don't mind good natured joshing but serious bigotry leaves me cold. I continue to maintain, however, that Canadians cannot make a decent chicken wing. I have never, NEVER, encountered a decent chicken wing in Canada. I do not know why this is so. It is just some weird quirk of the country. You can get good pizza in Canada and decent submarines as well. I've enjoyed some mighty fine dining in Canada. But for some inexplicable reason, they just can't handle chicken wings. It is a mystery. sweetie, its an obsession.... and border control lets every wing place in canada know your coming....[:D] Oh and JB is in Canada, its up to you not to let him back in:)

thishereboi -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 9:25:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: At least i assume he isnt pregnant by a c(k)ardassian prinCess..... Is the Star Trek reference intentional? If so, I don't get it. If not, I still don't get it. You know, I've think it is grossly unfair that the hardworking Mexican who just wants a job so they can help out their poor family at home has to sneak across the border, continually dodge authorities and live in fear of being caught. Meanwhile Justine Bubbles gets to stroll across the border, caterwauling his soulless pap, just as pretty as you fucking please. Someone tell me where the fucking justice is in that? I missed the reference but now that you mention it we could ship him off to be Dukat's bitch. Scifi porn anyone? I understand people have started a poll to get him shipped out of the states. What happens if Canada doesn't want him back?

TheHeretic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/2/2014 10:31:40 PM)
FR ROFLMFAO And the Seahaws kicked ass, too. It must be my birthday, coming a few days early. [:D]

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 4:32:00 AM)
quote: sweetie, its an obsession.... and border control lets every wing place in canada know your coming.... Not an obsession, just a heartfelt desire to help others. quote: Oh and JB is in Canada, its up to you not to let him back in:) I actually don't care where he is as long as I can change the channel whenever he appears. I just find it curious (not really) that the poor Hispanic people who want to live here have to put up with so much opposition and vitriol while the rich little white boy is allowed to continue his campaign of siphoning off the monetary assets of tween girls and is actually lauded for it.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 4:33:21 AM)
Oh it makes perfect sense to me

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 4:37:47 AM)
quote: Scifi porn anyone? While not a total geeked out nerd, I do enjoy sci-fi . . . just not enough to get turned on by green skin or ridges in odd places. I guess I'm just not evolved enough. But, whatever floats a persons Battlestar. Ah, there's a thought. Doing Racetrack in her Raptor. That is a fantasy I could get into. Of course, she will have to be punished for her betrayal . . . severely punished young lady! Oh yeah! Yeah! (gotta go)

MasterCaneman -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 5:42:47 AM)
Jeez, I'm away from the board for less that a friggin' day and you people are all set up to annex Canada? I call dibs on the Canadian Ballet, by the way. Oh, and Marc, you're right about the wings and the poetry was awesome.

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 6:04:33 AM)
quote: Jeez, I'm away from the board for less that a friggin' day and you people are all set up to annex Canada? I call dibs on the Canadian Ballet, by the way. Oh, and Marc, you're right about the wings and the poetry was awesome. HA! Ya see that, folks! I'm not the only one who recognizes Canada's serious Chicken Wing Problem! You all think I am being facetious but I'm not. Thanks for the back up. You can have the Canadian Ballet. I want to be military governor of Stratford because I enjoy the theater there. Also, that Justy Bubbles guy calls Stratford his home town (a black mark on an otherwise great town). I will lay a trap for him and when he returns I will clap him in irons and the world will be safe for decent music again. Also, I want to be Minister of the Strip Bars. If there is another thing that we can agree on, it is that Canada does have better strip bars thanks to America's puritanical bullshit (now if we could just get some decent fucking wings in those strip bars).

TNDommeK -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 6:30:24 AM)
I skipped from page two... Dudes, we can't annex Canada bc when Obama fucks this place up, that's where I'm running to. I don't know much about Canada but, it can't be headed where we are. ( of course it might already be there and I'm just stuck) What are Canada's gun laws? :)

MasterCaneman -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 6:42:52 AM)
Restrictive compared to ours. Most Canadians I deal with on a regular basis are okay folks, but every once in awhile I run into one who ruins it for everyone. And Marc, the "Canadian Ballet" is the euphemism for the strip clubs over the border, although the term hasn't been in common usage for awhile now.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 6:50:07 AM)
LOL yes quite a while, :[:D][:D][:D][:D]

jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 7:03:52 AM)
You know, if we did annex Canada, we would have to put heretic in charge up there.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 7:13:48 AM)
you are a very very sick man Jeff....thats what I like about you!!!! but thats just mean!!![;)]

tj444 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 7:14:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi I understand people have started a poll to get him shipped out of the states. What happens if Canada doesn't want him back? that petition apparently has no hope in hell of getting passed, the only want to get him deported is for much more serious convictions, which he doesn't have (yet), well below the charges which have yet to be proven, and apparently those charges are exaggerations & if that is the case it will be coming out at trial.. basically this means.. ya'll are stuck with him [:D] (for the time being at least..) http://www.southfloridacriminallawyersblog.com/driving-under-the-influence/ the dude now has a target on his back and he should cool it cuz all he needs to do now is fart & to get charged with assault.. what he should be doing stay shut in his hotel room making tons more music to take full financial advantage of his new found good-kid-gone-bad-kid infamy.. he has lots of new material to sing about now.. [:D]

jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 8:10:26 AM)
I think I get the point of the question. Since the fall of the Soviet Union, the US has gotten involved in some stupid, short duration (compared to the cold war) conflicts. Now if we can use the media properly, we can make Canada look like a new evil empire, therefore justifying a move to annex the country. Of course we would have to do it better than Alan Alda did.

Infallible2 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/3/2014 8:16:35 AM)
Wait a minute. I thought the US was broke?!

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