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LadyPact -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/13/2014 10:17:00 PM)
Lance, you'd never heard of Horton's or the famous Timbits? I'm shocked. However, thank you for putting that up there so I could be reminded to tell MP that is one stop we will be making when crossing the great white north.

LanceHughes -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/13/2014 11:05:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Lance, you'd never heard of Horton's or the famous Timbits? I'm shocked. However, thank you for putting that up there so I could be reminded to tell MP that is one stop we will be making when crossing the great white north. Nope. Neither. Before I did my googling, I thought, "Timbits? You mean like Tim Horton's balls?" And then a bit more googling yields: Timbits is the brand name of doughnut holes sold at the Canadian-based franchise Tim Hortons. The treats were introduced in April, 1976. See, see! The date!!!! Just in time for Americans to be introduced to the insidious "bits of Tim" and then try to celebrate the Bicentennial while bloated on fat and sugar (and whatever else "bits-o-Tim" makes them addictive.) Of course, I mean the "United States of America's Bicentennial." What did you think I meant? The Canadian one, eh? Couldn't be since Wikipedia tells us: "The Canadian Centennial was a yearlong celebration held in 1967 when Canada celebrated the 100th anniversary of the Canadian Confederation [in 1867.]" So, our friends to the North are what? 1867-1776 = 90 years younger than we are, eh? ETA: Look up Canadian Centennial on eBay and you'll see (further evidence) that 'Mericans have NO clue about Canada. The penny that was struck to celebrate the Canadian Centennial has on it "1867-1967" and even so, 'Mericans call it the "Canadian BIcentennial" penny. :::sigh::: I truly worry about the educational system here in the US.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 2:05:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Too late MC you're one of us now!! BWAHAHAHA Noooo! Get oot a' 'ere, eh. Next thing y' know, I'll understand what curling is all aboot.

Moonhead -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 4:45:36 AM)
Curling is about seven minutes of screen time in "Help!" (which has always been my favourite Beatles film.) [;)]

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 1:59:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Perhaps we should send Seal Team six or delta force into Canada to persuade (alright kidnap) their chief of intelligence, which I suspect is Lucy, and use enhanced interrogation techniques (forcing her to watch countless hours of "Here comes Honey Boo Boo) to get her to tell us just what the Canadians have planned. LMAO thank you for that giggle Jeff:) And it will take more than honey booboo to get me to spill!!!

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 2:00:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman But, but, I kinda like Tim Horton's...man...Eh...omygawd... I am sorry to say that MasterCaneman has been assimilated. Why do I suddenly have this urge to write a neatly typed but oddly worded letter to someone in authority now? I bet you say abooot now toooo!!! hah I just read your last post, im now liberally squeaking with laughter. howdy neighbour, :)

MasterCaneman -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 5:15:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman But, but, I kinda like Tim Horton's...man...Eh...omygawd... I am sorry to say that MasterCaneman has been assimilated. Why do I suddenly have this urge to write a neatly typed but oddly worded letter to someone in authority now? I bet you say abooot now toooo!!! hah I just read your last post, im now liberally squeaking with laughter. howdy neighbour, :) Actually, I occasionally do. Since I'm living like 20 minutes from Ft. Erie, we get a lot of cross-border visitors. However, anytime I see the words colour, humour, or neighbour, I still mentally pronounce them with an ''ow' sound on the end, thus firmly assuring my Yankeedom. Now, I'm gonna go put on m' toque, go to the pub, and have some Blues, eh?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 9:22:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Too late MC you're one of us now!! BWAHAHAHA Noooo! Get oot a' 'ere, eh. Next thing y' know, I'll understand what curling is all aboot. Good, once you understand curling, 'splain it to me please? Your friendly Canadian neighbour eh, gidday I'm from the Valley [:D]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 9:30:49 PM)
Poohbear, curling is when you lift an /s over each shoulder, haul them off, and bang them out. Jus sayin Exiled

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/14/2014 10:28:19 PM)
Thanks for the essplication there Exile. Whod'a thunk? [;)]

jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/15/2014 5:27:22 AM)
I thought that curling is what women do to their hair after straightening it. If you are talking about the sport, I think it would be improved greatly if those rock looking things with handles were filled with explosives with contact detonators on the edges.

TheHeretic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/15/2014 11:27:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic it will take more than honey booboo to get me to spill!!! Ok. We'll make you take my US civics 101 course, and there will be LOTS of pop quizzes.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/15/2014 6:31:41 PM)
yeah good luck with that:)

Moonhead -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/16/2014 5:09:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I thought that curling is what women do to their hair after straightening it. If you are talking about the sport, I think it would be improved greatly if those rock looking things with handles were filled with explosives with contact detonators on the edges. I already mentioned that scene in "Help!"...

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/18/2014 8:27:40 AM)
Just for clarification........the Tim Hortons' induced sinkhole managed to eat 8 of your precious corvettes. Now, what is on the menu today?

dcnovice -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 3:13:25 PM)
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Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 3:24:35 PM)
Ahh Fuck Justine Bubbles or whatever his fucking name is! Fuck Canada and their shitty chicken wings and their stupid poutine! Fuck 'em all in their frozen buttholes with a drunken moose! FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM! THEN FUCK 'EM AGAIN! [sm=sodoff.gif] (I'm still pissed off about the Women's Gold Medal game in case anyone is wondering . . . don't worry, I'll eventually get over it.)

jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 3:42:52 PM)
Canada has produced a number of damn fine sexy women, the actress playing Becket is just one. And their whiskey is fairly decent. Of course the simple fact they keep letting that Bieber kid leave the country should be considered a crime against humanity.

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 4:52:38 PM)
quote: Canada has produced a number of damn fine sexy women . . . I won't argue with that but truth be told, they have their share of ugly people too. quote: And their whiskey is fairly decent. I do like Yukon Jack, but their chicken wings still suck. The reality is that Canada is not that different from the United States (NOTE: never tell this to a Canadian, they will freak out. I mean they will fucking freak!) Some Canadians are good people, some of shit heads. Some Canadians are intelligent, others are fucking morons. Some are open minded, caring people, others are nationalistic fucktards and so on. quote: Of course the simple fact they keep letting that Bieber kid leave the country should be considered a crime against humanity. I think I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating. Something is wrong when decent, hard working, Mexicans who want to come to America to support their families have one road block after another throw in their way, yet some Canadian butt boy is allowed to stroll on in and inflict his god awful caterwauling on us without so much as a "by your leave."

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 5:13:24 PM)
The nationalistic fucktards, for the most part, are not a nation, they're from a province often referred to as the banana republic. For those not in the know, it's Quebec. They are STILL a province no matter how many of the jouals there insist they're a nation. FFS, France doesn't even want them. **Simply my opinion, but since I'm french Canadian & have relatives there, I get to say it & get away with it. [8D]

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