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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 5:17:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

The nationalistic fucktards, for the most part, are not a nation, they're from a province often referred to as the banana republic. For those not in the know, it's Quebec. They are STILL a province no matter how many of the jouals there insist they're a nation. FFS, France doesn't even want them.

**Simply my opinion, but since I'm french Canadian & have relatives there, I get to say it & get away with it. [8D]


In theory...




jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 5:22:10 PM)

Speaking of Canadian whiskey, I am partaking of some at this very moment.




Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 6:40:34 PM)

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The nationalistic fucktards, for the most part, are not a nation, they're from a province often referred to as the banana republic. For those not in the know, it's Quebec. They are STILL a province no matter how many of the jouals there insist they're a nation. FFS, France doesn't even want them.


I have a hard enough time keeping up with American politics so I'm not always up on Canadian politics but I am aware of Quebec's occasional orneriness. Still, I've encountered (in RL or on line) my share of Anglo-Canadians who are as ignorant, arrogant and bigoted as any nationalistic
niotwit anywhere in the world - an unfortunate byproduct of humanity's tribal nature. I've nothing against patriotism (which I define as being an informed, conscientious, citizen and rooting for your country's athletes in international competition), but I've no use for nationalism
(i.e. believing the location of your birth confers superiority upon you), domestic or foreign.

Triablistic patriotism, by the way, is why I am still grumping over that game (we were so close, we were so mother fucking close! [sm=gaah.gif])

My frontal lobes are starting to reassert themselves, however, and I'm starting to get over it. Give me another hour or so and I might even be able to offer congratulations.
I think I need to get a little buzzed, first, though.

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**Simply my opinion, but since I'm french Canadian & have relatives there, I get to say it & get away with it.

Everyone has the right to state their opinion without having to get away with it. That is a firm opinion of mine (it is why the situation with Pussy Riot pisses me off so much).




Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 6:43:57 PM)

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Speaking of Canadian whiskey, I am partaking of some at this very moment.


Aw shit! All I got in the place is some Vodka. How fucking ironic is that?
And you had to go and get me in the mood for some Yukon Jack.
Hmm. . . I'm having myself a DVD marathon this Sunday and a bottle of Yukon Jack may be just the thing for it.




Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 6:44:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Ahh Fuck Justine Bubbles or whatever his fucking name is!

Fuck Canada and their shitty chicken wings and their stupid poutine!

Fuck 'em all in their frozen buttholes with a drunken moose!

FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM! THEN FUCK 'EM AGAIN!

[sm=sodoff.gif]

(I'm still pissed off about the Women's Gold Medal game in case anyone is wondering . . . don't worry, I'll eventually get over it.)


It was a freaking awesome game... Canada won, US played brilliantly...just not well enough, and beiber is on his way!!!!
he will be held in customs until the game is over....
half of him for the ladies team win....
oh noes...!!!!




jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 6:48:31 PM)

Marc, I was under the impression that superiority comes not from place of birth, but of bloodlines.

Breeding is the key to a superior individual.

That being said, since I am of scot, irish, english, cherokee, apache, iroquois, german and french ancestry, I am pretty much a mutt. Un cultured, loyal, viscous in a fight, brings a new definition to the term holding a grudge, mean as hell when needed, and easily entertained....

Here, hold my drink I have an idea.....




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 6:50:35 PM)

Okay Lucy, I've got to say this.... I may be a sadist or sumthin (shrugs), but every time is read your name, I get this overwhelming urge to grab you by the latex g-string, pull it back about two feet, and let her snap.

Maybe it's a clinical disorder or I'm just fucked in the head.

Jus sayin
Exiled

P.S. It might be that "lastic" temptress seeping into my brain.




Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 7:09:44 PM)

LOL Loose Elastic,(lucylastic) came about from a couple of times I came home from a night out with my undies in my coat pocket....I think I was 19 when I first used it....so way before the interwebs....
im 52 on sunday!!!
and I like latex undies too,, altho squshing, is far better than snapping:)

I like fucked in the head...covers so many sins:)




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 7:13:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

The nationalistic fucktards, for the most part, are not a nation, they're from a province often referred to as the banana republic. For those not in the know, it's Quebec. They are STILL a province no matter how many of the jouals there insist they're a nation. FFS, France doesn't even want them.

**Simply my opinion, but since I'm french Canadian & have relatives there, I get to say it & get away with it. [8D]


In theory...

Well, I'm not nationalistic. I am proud to be CanAdian (see Exile, I can spell it right too lol), but I'm not rabid about it. Just don't call me "Quebecoise" that'll just bring a world of hurt. French Canadian I deal with well.

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In theory
Well, in partikalur I iz a good gurl , jes ask miss fluff. O and have a safe trip friend. Gonna miss that smirk smile n accent. [:)]




Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 7:27:04 PM)

As an immigrant... I love the country of my choice.....EOS.
I am a proud english woman always will be, but I AM a proud "choose ta be" Canadian citizen.
THe good, the bad , the ugly...because..there are LOTS of much worse places to be, live, work and give back.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 7:33:27 PM)

I want KRISPY KREME donuts back dammit!!!




Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 7:37:10 PM)

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It was a freaking awesome game... Canada won, US played brilliantly...just not well enough, and beiber is on his way!!!!
he will be held in customs until the game is over....
half of him for the ladies team win....
oh noes...!!!!


Okay, here goes . . . (grits teeth) . . . Congratulations Canada on winning the gold medal in Women's hockey.

There, let no one ever say I lack good sportsmanship. Now on to the next game, which is Friday I believe.

As for Bieber, can't we compromise and send him to Australia?




jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 7:39:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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It was a freaking awesome game... Canada won, US played brilliantly...just not well enough, and beiber is on his way!!!!
he will be held in customs until the game is over....
half of him for the ladies team win....
oh noes...!!!!


Okay, here goes . . . (grits teeth) . . . Congratulations Canada on winning the gold medal in Women's hockey.

There, let no one ever say I lack good sportsmanship. Now on to the next game, which is Friday I believe.

As for Bieber, can't we compromise and send him to Australia?




If we send him to oz, they might send us another actor who will go off the deep end like that Mel Gibson dude...

Whatever happened to Mel, anyway?




Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 8:01:40 PM)

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Marc, I was under the impression that superiority comes not from place of birth, but of bloodlines.

Breeding is the key to a superior individual.


Please tell me you're joshing me and that you don't really believe in notions of genetic superiority?
I don't believe in notions of superiority. Sure, some individuals are temporarily better than other individuals at one thing or another but I see nothing in science or history to support the belief that one particular "race" or nationality is inherently superior to another.
What I fear and despise are notions of inherent superiority because that is what leads to the slave barracks, the gulag, and the gas chamber.

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That being said, since I am of scot, irish, english, cherokee, apache, iroquois, german and french ancestry, I am pretty much a mutt. Un cultured, loyal, viscous in a fight, brings a new definition to the term holding a grudge, mean as hell when needed, and easily entertained....

Here, hold my drink I have an idea.....


I'm English and German myself but I've got grand nieces and a grand nephew who are African American, Tuscaroan, English, German, Irish and Italian. What else could you call them other than American?

Is your idea to get another drink, 'cause that's what I'm thinking.










Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 8:05:59 PM)

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If we send him to oz, they might send us another actor who will go off the deep end like that Mel Gibson dude...

Whatever happened to Mel, anyway?


I don't know what Mel has been up to since he revealed himself to be a anti-Semitic, Christian loon. It is sad because he did make some good movies.
IIRC wasn't Mel actually born in America, even though he pretty much grew up in Australia?




jlf1961 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 8:12:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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Marc, I was under the impression that superiority comes not from place of birth, but of bloodlines.

Breeding is the key to a superior individual.


Please tell me you're joshing me and that you don't really believe in notions of genetic superiority?
I don't believe in notions of superiority. Sure, some individuals are temporarily better than other individuals at one thing or another but I see nothing in science or history to support the belief that one particular "race" or nationality is inherently superior to another.
What I fear and despise are notions of inherent superiority because that is what leads to the slave barracks, the gulag, and the gas chamber.

quote:

That being said, since I am of scot, irish, english, cherokee, apache, iroquois, german and french ancestry, I am pretty much a mutt. Un cultured, loyal, viscous in a fight, brings a new definition to the term holding a grudge, mean as hell when needed, and easily entertained....

Here, hold my drink I have an idea.....


I'm English and German myself but I've got grand nieces and a grand nephew who are African American, Tuscaroan, English, German, Irish and Italian. What else could you call them other than American?

Is your idea to get another drink, 'cause that's what I'm thinking.









Uh, they really need a sarcasm emoticon.




Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 8:34:05 PM)

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Uh, they really need a sarcasm emoticon.


Oh thank goodness. I really hate it when I loose respect for someone.

I agree one hundred percent that sarcasm isn't always obvious.

Wasn't there a movement to make reversed italics a sarcasm font.

I'll have to look it up another day. Tomorrow's a work day so, much as I'd like to, I can't stay up all night getting drunk.

Peace, prosperity and a good night to all.






MasterCaneman -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 8:40:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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If we send him to oz, they might send us another actor who will go off the deep end like that Mel Gibson dude...

Whatever happened to Mel, anyway?


I don't know what Mel has been up to since he revealed himself to be a anti-Semitic, Christian loon. It is sad because he did make some good movies.
IIRC wasn't Mel actually born in America, even though he pretty much grew up in Australia?


I believe he's a fellow New Yorker, Marc




Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/20/2014 9:49:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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It was a freaking awesome game... Canada won, US played brilliantly...just not well enough, and beiber is on his way!!!!
he will be held in customs until the game is over....
half of him for the ladies team win....
oh noes...!!!!


Okay, here goes . . . (grits teeth) . . . Congratulations Canada on winning the gold medal in Women's hockey.

There, let no one ever say I lack good sportsmanship. Now on to the next game, which is Friday I believe.

As for Bieber, can't we compromise and send him to Australia?



You are a good guy;)
Go Canada
[;)][:D][:D]




Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/21/2014 6:51:38 AM)

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I believe he's a fellow New Yorker, Marc


Eww, yeah, he is. But he is from the other end of the state so I don't think us westerners have to claim him.




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