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Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:16:37 PM)
what the fuck???

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:18:10 PM)
quote: The Americans haven't managed to subjugate Iraq and Afghanistan after eleven years. Why in hell's name would they have any better luck with a country that has the sort of crippling winters that fucked up Napoleon and Hitler in Russia? Oh please. Weather doesn't stop at the border. All the nasty wither weather that southern Canada experiences, the northern U.S. does as well and Alaskans are as used to artic conditions as any northern Canadian is. Also, we will have much shorter supply line which is good because many of those poor people have never tasted a decent chicken wing and we will need to airlift supplies quickly.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:22:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: yeah your liberate and my liberate have different definitions gonna send you some poutine for that!!! I won't say no to poutine . . . but I do fail to understand your national obsession with it. I mean, it's good but, you know, it ain't that friggen spectacular. Look on the bright side, once we have liberated you, you will finally have access to some decent chicken wings without having to cross the border. I have other tastes...quite weird ones too, so ...chicken aint gonna cut the wow factor

Moonhead -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:26:50 PM)
So you're saying the army that thought using pigeons to guide missiles or wiring a cat for sound as an espionage device was a good idea would be competent to prepare for a nasty winter before it happened?

Moonhead -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:28:50 PM)
I really don't buy that the whole cultural warfare thing would cut it in a country that has decent beer, rather than one run by teetotal shi'ites. "Oh, these yankee invaders have Budweiser and Coors! How wonderful! That's much better than Moosejaw, isn't it?"

dcnovice -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:35:21 PM)
quote: our friend from down under Who's that?

Moonhead -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 4:41:28 PM)
That aussie poster who finds the Israeli's conduct in the occupied territories distasteful and unethical, so they're obviously a jew hating anti-semite who thinks the jewish conspiracy is out to sacrifice christian babies to Yahweh...

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:04:52 PM)
quote: I have other tastes...quite weird ones too, so ...chicken aint gonna cut the wow factor And therein lies your problem. Unless you have visited our side of the border for real chicken wings (and you obviously haven't) then you don't what you are missing. Fear not, we will help you despite yourselves.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:08:47 PM)
Ive been to the US more than a few times and had wings in many places... I can do without.

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:16:51 PM)
quote: So you're saying the army that thought using pigeons to guide missiles or wiring a cat for sound as an espionage device was a good idea would be competent to prepare for a nasty winter before it happened? Dude, you are taking this way to seriously. As for your question the answer is yes. This is because we live in Winter. Right now it is thirty-eight degrees out and I have my window open. Do you know why I have my window open? Because thirty-eight degrees is feels pretty fucking nice right now. Why does thirty-eight degrees feel pretty fucking nice? It's a relative thing. When you've been living for a while with temps in the teens and single digits, and with wind chills in the negative twenties, thirty-eight degrees just feels fucking nice. Nice enough at least to open the windows and air the place out a little. Seriously dude, I go away for a month and when I come back you've gone all hard and your sense of humor has taken a serious hit. What happened (if it ain't too personal)?

Marc2b -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:21:28 PM)
quote: Ive been to the US more than a few times and had wings in many places... I can do without. You see, this is what happens when a country is ruled by a cabal of Godless atheist secular humanist socialists. The liberal commie propaganda infects you and you begin believing in nonsense like evolution and the existence of a decent chicken wing made in Canada. This is why you need our help. This is why you need to be liberated. Please do not resist us, it is for your own good.

Politesub53 -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:32:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead Aren't they in the baseball world series as well, or is that a token Japanese team, rather than other nations in the north american landmass? FFS Its Rounders................. [8D] Hey Rich, at least if you wish to invade us we really have got WMD`s, thats if you want the same excuse If Bush 3 gets elected. How I wish Jeb had been called George though, the irony of you having George III rule over you again would be sublime.

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:39:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Ive been to the US more than a few times and had wings in many places... I can do without. You see, this is what happens when a country is ruled by a cabal of Godless atheist secular humanist socialists. The liberal commie propaganda infects you and you begin believing in nonsense like evolution and the existence of a decent chicken wing made in Canada. This is why you need our help. This is why you need to be liberated. Please do not resist us, it is for your own good. overwhelmed with your kindness and compassion n concern:) I still decline

kdsub -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:42:08 PM)
And anyway... we know all our friends north of the border secretly want to be Americans...you can tell because that's all they can talk about...or at least all they care to talk about. Butch

DesFIP -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:43:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kdsub Yes but think of all the game we could shoot up...hell I'm tired of white tails and rabbits...I'm ready for bears!!! Come to New York. I'm 90 miles north of Broadway and there are 6 bears wandering my property. Please come shoot one. I live in fear of hitting one with the car. We also have coyote, bobcats, mountain lion (which you may not shoot).

kdsub -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:43:45 PM)
Ask domken...he can tell you

Lucylastic -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:48:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Ive been to the US more than a few times and had wings in many places... I can do without. You see, this is what happens when a country is ruled by a cabal of Godless atheist secular humanist socialists. The liberal commie propaganda infects you and you begin believing in nonsense like evolution and the existence of a decent chicken wing made in Canada. This is why you need our help. This is why you need to be liberated. Please do not resist us, it is for your own good. lol dream on

Tantriqu -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:50:23 PM)
Ho, ho, ho. First off: we burnt down your first White House, and we'd do it again. #2: Most of your army are from your southern states, and as we just saw in Atlanta, you would be Walking Dead in no time. #3: We are HUGE; you couldn't even handle teensy little northern countries like Korea or Vietnam. #4: 10% of us are First Nations: who do you think yours would support? #5: We know metric. 'Member that satellite that was lost forever 'cuz you couldn't figure out metres? Dumbasses. #6: The full might of the Commonwealth would be behind us; ANZACs on your west coast, Celtic Bravehearts ravening over the pole and taking out Alaska, and India would boycott all helpdesk functions: you'd be paralysed in no time. #7: Hey, Mexico! Now's your chance! #8: Imagine a hockey fight without rules: gloves're off, eh? #9: Five words: Commander-in-Chief Chris Hadfield and #10: You can't handle real beer. There ya go!

lovmuffin -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:51:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic quote: ORIGINAL: Tkman117 What the fuck makes you think we want some arrogant ass americans "liberating" our country. We're doing just fine, not to mention it's religion that's killing your country, don't have to look far to see that. It isn't about what you want. It's about someone else knowing what is best for you. [:D] Why can't we just exploit the resources for a while, import a few bears, stock up on walleye and then give back the country ??

Moonhead -> RE: Should the United States annex Canada? (2/1/2014 5:53:44 PM)
Ask the Cubans. [;)]

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