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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:27:07 PM   
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I did scare the cats and dogs though!


Just helping you keep them on their toes ;)



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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:30:14 PM   
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Maybe frothy ferrets can inhabit another planet and spawn some weird cult?

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:31:21 PM   
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Maybe frothy ferrets can inhabit another planet and spawn some weird cult?


Counter Earth, perhaps?

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:41:18 PM   
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It could be arfull or artlessly done...

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:44:26 PM   
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Maybe frothy ferrets can inhabit another planet and spawn some weird cult?


Counter Earth, perhaps?


I shall be queen of that planet and they shall worship the evil that is BUNNICULA!!!!


I think I may need to cut back on the coffee...


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:45:20 PM   
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It could be arfull or artlessly done...


I think we know of a wind bag or two that is full of enough hot air to launch a Frothy Forum Ferret mother ship... No need to name names and all, cuz admin is watching us ;)

Jus sayin

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:45:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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Maybe frothy ferrets can inhabit another planet and spawn some weird cult?


Counter Earth, perhaps?


I shall be queen of that planet and they shall worship the evil that is BUNNICULA!!!!


I think I may need to cut back on the coffee...


edit for stupid


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:46:58 PM   
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<--------- AHEM!!!!




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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:50:12 PM   
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<----- double Ahem!!!!

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:51:24 PM   
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OK, THAT was funny!

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:53:20 PM   
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OK, THAT was funny!


Laugh it up, Frothy One.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:55:39 PM   
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OK, THAT was funny!


Laugh it up, Frothy One.


Not frothy, merely toxic, oh wielder of the wooden spoon

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:55:41 PM   
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Pfffftttt.... She is worn completely out, on the couch in a fetal position wondering why she picked me up from the airport.


Please fetch her some:




I'm thinking it may take an IV drip. Can you take Red Bull intravenously?

Twisted minds want to know
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Geez. I take a wee widdle nap and all HELL breaks loose! Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon. Her Bunnyness becomes un-toxic, and someone not only suggested Red Bull as an IV for me, but I believe there was also a hint of Red Bull being administered via my heiney.

You all are just. Frothy Toxic Prick Jockeys

Chi. May I have a ruling on that?


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 12:59:57 PM   
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Five hour energy's, man. I swear by them. The little bottle that Lady C referred to earlier in the thread.

Not a suggestion to remain on the good side of ToS, but I saw somebody use the term "dickpimple" last week on another site that had Me laughing for about an hour. I'm so easily amused.


ETA - Twatwaffle is still My favorite, with douchecanoe coming in as a close second.


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:04:55 PM   
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And now I have the dubious pleasure of spawning not one, but 2 new sig lines (MP and the Evil but delicious Exiled) in as many days.

~sigh~ the b fluffs work is never done.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:06:36 PM   
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Those little bottles are really weird, though when they wear off it's crash and burn...

We could maybe go for frothy blemish to avoid golden letters?

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:11:16 PM   
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Those little bottles are really weird, though when they wear off it's crash and burn...

We could maybe go for frothy blemish to avoid golden letters?


As much as people complain about my avatar, I think I'm going with the...

Hey, dude.
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:12:42 PM   
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I am reading this with a thick plastic tarp over my keyboard, you buggers!!!!.


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:17:23 PM   
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Hey, it's sort of a public service to avoid causing the mods the trouble to write the golden letters, really

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:19:49 PM   
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Hey! Can we use "Vaginal Cleansing unit". With no Gold wedgies??

Or "pimpled equine phallus covered in sprinkles" ??

It may take too long to type. ~sigh~. My brain is too tired for this.

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