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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:19:53 PM   
VideoAdminChi


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Geez. I take a wee widdle nap and all HELL breaks loose! Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon. Her Bunnyness becomes un-toxic, and someone not only suggested Red Bull as an IV for me, but I believe there was also a hint of Red Bull being administered via my heiney.

You all are just. Frothy Toxic Prick Jockeys

Chi. May I have a ruling on that?


Da Bunny is still toxic, just not frothy.

My ruling is to consult your doctor before your Red Bull enema

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:20:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Hey, it's sort of a public service to avoid causing the mods the trouble to write the golden letters, really


Yeah, at any point they can come on here and say "you know!" And avoid the whole writing of the letter thing.

Jus sayin
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:21:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi

quote:

Geez. I take a wee widdle nap and all HELL breaks loose! Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon. Her Bunnyness becomes un-toxic, and someone not only suggested Red Bull as an IV for me, but I believe there was also a hint of Red Bull being administered via my heiney.

You all are just. Frothy Toxic Prick Jockeys

Chi. May I have a ruling on that?


Da Bunny is still toxic, just not frothy.

My ruling is to consult your doctor before your Red Bull enema

You. Are. Not. HELPING!!!



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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:22:40 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:22:55 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:23:48 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:29:59 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:33:33 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:33:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff


quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi

quote:

Geez. I take a wee widdle nap and all HELL breaks loose! Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon. Her Bunnyness becomes un-toxic, and someone not only suggested Red Bull as an IV for me, but I believe there was also a hint of Red Bull being administered via my heiney.

You all are just. Frothy Toxic Prick Jockeys

Chi. May I have a ruling on that?


Da Bunny is still toxic, just not frothy.

My ruling is to consult your doctor before your Red Bull enema

You. Are. Not. HELPING!!!




Just think how refreshed you'll be!


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:35:31 PM   
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Just think how refreshed you'll be!



And energetic, without a bad taste in your mouth ;)

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:35:51 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:37:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz



Just think how refreshed you'll be!



And energetic, without a bad taste in your mouth ;)


Hmmm... Food for thought, Bolnderfluff... Sortov.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:39:27 PM   
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Mercy!!
Woe is meeeee!!

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Oh yeah. All you Sparkly Turd Birdies can go build a nest. No Tangerines for you!!!!

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:40:59 PM   
LadyConstanze


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:42:16 PM   
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Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon.


Pics or it didn't happen!

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:43:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff


(Playing the damsel in distress whilst hand feeding one Exiled Tyrant tangerines, hoping that this will appeal to his generous and loving nature)



When the fox hears the rabbit screaming,he comes running... But not to help ;)

Jus sayin
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:44:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


quote:

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Just think how refreshed you'll be!



And energetic, without a bad taste in your mouth ;)



Red Bull: Put some pep in that ass!

New slogan campaign? I think so.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:45:05 PM   
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Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon.


Pics or it didn't happen!

My heiney does NOT need to be plastered all over this thread.

I shoulda stayed in nippy nap land.....

jus sayin'

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:46:52 PM   
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I was just cmaiing some Gleeking hasty-witted harpy (thanx Sylvere) and she mentioned the colostomy bag as a right and proper nomenclature... Naturally I argued that more often than not, at the very most they are the contents of the colostomy bag.

Ostomy bags were the first thing I thought of after reading the OP. I think an ileostomy is even more trying than a colostomy, but then I'm biased.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 1:47:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff


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Chi gives my Tyrants avatar a new nic practically CHALLENGING him to grab the wooden spoon.


Pics or it didn't happen!

My heiney does NOT need to be plastered all over this thread.

I shoulda stayed in nippy nap land.....

jus sayin'


Guess that shit under your avatar name is mere propaganda, huh?

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