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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 2:47:39 PM   
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I considered charging the council for my babies fertilizing, but somehow I couldn't see them going for it ;)


I could see them methane taxing you... Cuz politicians are Frothing Ferrets, ya know ;)

Jus sayin
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 2:50:05 PM   
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Now that's courage. How many D's would actually post a pic like that?


I want a picture of you nekked, but for an apron, rattling the pots and pans, or was that just a figment of Blondie's fervid imagination?


Considering you know I "was" you know the rules, baby ;)

Pic for pic, once the "request for pics" thread reaches 1000 posts.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 2:53:52 PM   
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Now that's courage. How many D's would actually post a pic like that?


I want a picture of you nekked, but for an apron, rattling the pots and pans, or was that just a figment of Blondie's fervid imagination?


And is there any specification which tool he uses to rattle said pots and pans? Just asking....

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 3:02:15 PM   
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Now that's courage. How many D's would actually post a pic like that?


I want a picture of you nekked, but for an apron, rattling the pots and pans, or was that just a figment of Blondie's fervid imagination?

Nope. It happened!!

More than once....
Think You can convince him to pose???

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 3:13:04 PM   
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Your leafy green needs tossed with vigarette?
sounds like a serious std.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 3:49:16 PM   
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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 4:08:26 PM   
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This thread reminds me of a trip I had after taking a sort of hallucinogenic substance in college.

All the aforementioned animals were there, but no froth.


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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 4:11:38 PM   
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Somebody slipped it into your drink and you were unaware what you were taking, right?

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 4:13:06 PM   
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Uh, sure......let's go with that.

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 4:19:47 PM   
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....Or "pimpled equine phallus covered in sprinkles" ??




Eww, eww,eeewwww!!

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RE: Douche Bags - 2/16/2014 4:25:50 PM   
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....Or "pimpled equine phallus covered in sprinkles" ??




Eww, eww,eeewwww!!



OMG how could I miss that, I actually put my drink on the shelf so I have to get up to sip, as I am really really worried about ruining another laptop

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