FrostedFlake
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Sorry, JLF. We've gone over it pretty carefully down at the lab and time travel has one small problem. As soon as someone has one, he can send a 'contractor' to meet anyone before breakfast, yesterday. All suddenlike. Of course, in most cases this is academic. We just aren't that big a problem for anyone to go to that much trouble. But there are a few. And if one weird thing happened to any of them, anytime, the rest would get real nervous. Note : weird things happen all the time. So, to cut to the chase, as soon as someone demonstrates a time machine, someone else will move mountains to steal it. Then, he will use it to go back in time to sabotage the original machine, just before the inventor goes for a ride. Soon he is 4,000,000 years B.C. and out of gas. To all intents, the Professor simply dissipated into time, on camera, never to sell his design to ANYONE, because of the reasoned belief that to buy it would be stupid. ETA : This is one of those crimes that happen before the criminal decides to commit the crime. More to the point, the act removes the motive for the act. So, the person who did it, won't, because he wont have to. And because the culprit doesn't move, he cannot be stopped. QED. It is hard to say how many times time travel has been invented. But it doesn't work for long. Because someone always sticks a fork in it.
< Message edited by FrostedFlake -- 2/23/2014 5:27:56 PM >
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