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jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 6:07:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 I think I'll take my break at my desk - it'll be a lot more peaceful [:D] Aww. C'mon. Don't be so grouchy. You need a break from P&R...stay and play This isnt a break room, it is a closet.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 6:14:07 PM)
Jeff. Stop pouting. It is not very Domly Dom We have a lovely break room here. It is large and spacious with plenty of room to talk and laugh It's just not as full of man toys as the set of "Jackass, the Movie" Complaints can be sent...to VA Chi.

jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 7:06:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Jeff. Stop pouting. It is not very Domly Dom We have a lovely break room here. It is large and spacious with plenty of room to talk and laugh It's just not as full of man toys as the set of "Jackass, the Movie" Complaints can be sent...to VA Chi. Who is pouting? I am just saying that the concept of a break room has changed. Half pipes, Foosball, pool tables, etc. Companies even allow people to bring dogs to work. Putting greens, all kinds of new ideas have come about. And doms and dommes deserve these things. Just like subs and slaves deserve proper dungeon furnishings.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 7:18:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Alright square footage of the break room please? After all if it is a break room, it will need a pool table, poker table, black jack table, foosball, air hockey, half pipe for the skate boarders not to mention the coffee bar, which will have espresso machine, cappuccino machine, coffee brewers for specific blends, not to mention a kitchen to prepare fresh donuts and danishes. Oh yeah, indoor shooting range, 12 lanes 25 yard target intervals out to 300 yards. What, no indoor climbing wall? Or skydiving simulator? How are we gonna keep up with Google? Alright, in addition to the sky diving simulator and climbing wall, we extend the break room to a length of 1 mile, a width of 300 yards, increase the far wall to 600 feet and install an indoor bobsled and luge course. Satisfied? What about the petting zoo? And how about if someone wants to go ice-skating, or swimming? Dammit, man, we're only human! And I suppose the holodeck is not in the budget, either, right? Right?

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 7:25:13 PM)
Ok, ok. I've just managed to secure a grant from the Official BDSM Committee. We now have a Break Room/BDSM Compound that's been made available to us Dream big!!!!

Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 7:31:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/lick-this-app-oral-sex-phone_n_4919317.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular <snip> Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists. "Up n' Down," which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible. "Circles," which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible. "Freestyle," which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen. http://lickthisapp.com/ Natch (or would that be 'snatch') MY personal favorite isn't in the app. [:(] They need one for 'suck and pulsate using tongue and lip pressure.' Shows how much they DON'T know! OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS lol

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 7:44:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Ok, ok. I've just managed to secure a grant from the Official BDSM Committee. We now have a Break Room/BDSM Compound that's been made available to us Dream big!!!! As long as I can fly my zeppelin inside, I'm cool with it.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 8:08:47 PM)
Awww miss fluff, I'll help ya out with the break room.

jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 8:28:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Ok, ok. I've just managed to secure a grant from the Official BDSM Committee. We now have a Break Room/BDSM Compound that's been made available to us Dream big!!!! Besides, we need a controlled environment to develop bobsled and luge runners that are completely frictionless. Now granted, if they are frictionless they are not cutting into the ice which may cause some steering problems, but hey, such is progress.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 5:33:41 AM)
And don't forget the chocolate fountains or the wave pool, either.

Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 2:57:51 PM)
omg so there with the wave pool and the chocolate fountain... but away from each other , yes?[;)] Just as an aside I just found this on facebook...penguins falling... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=750469891664036 to cute we need a nap room ....

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 3:04:29 PM)
Lucy. Those penguins were adorable. The babies!! Oy vey. Loveeeee Yes. A nap room with smooshy pillows and someone to sing "soft kitty" to us. Since we are just here chatting, I gave my long haired dachshund a major hair cut today. I took off enough of her coat that I could have crocheted another dog!

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 7:51:15 PM)
I got lost today going from home to Ottawa. MM was with me, no idea where we went wrong, but I wasn't the only one to blame this time. Supposed to go out for supper with my dad & his g/f tonight, his nerves are still shot. Why you ask? Usually happens when your toesies slip off the brake & hit the pedal to the right. Then ya panic, forget about the brake, plow through the condo garage door, slam into the concrete wall. KAPOOF the airbag blows up in your face, you just came to a rather sudden stop. Can't see, can't get out, door is jammed. Voice from the heavens is asking if you're okay. Wait, it's the Onstar system operator. Help is on the way. Ambulance, 2 cop cars, 2 fire trucks. Ambulance gets there first. Guy says (Captain Obvious) you're stuck. Car's a write off I can try to open your door. Puts the boot to the rear door, shoulder to the front, yanks, dad is a freeee man. Shook up, uninjured, killed his baby. Cars couldn't get into the underground until they had towed the baby away & replaced the huge door mangled by one (1) murdered car.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 7:56:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic omg so there with the wave pool and the chocolate fountain... but away from each other , yes?[;)] Just as an aside I just found this on facebook...penguins falling... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=750469891664036 to cute we need a nap room .... Could we go penguin bowling? Pleeeeeease?

TNDommeK -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 8:12:17 PM)
waves from the wave pool Water's fine!!! (Oh and we have to have a puppy room! Squeeeeeee!)

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 8:53:52 PM)
Oh, and I forgot to mention we'll be needing an indoor roller-coaster as well. A log flume would be acceptable, as it would complement the wave pool, and if we're adding a puppy room, we'll also have to have a kitten room as well, lest we offend any felinophiles.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/11/2014 9:01:51 PM)
MC, some of us want a baby penguin room too yanno!!

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 9:10:45 AM)
Oh goody! We have PETS, too!! Here's a little vid I fell in "love" with today. It's called "First Kiss". See what happens when a director asks 20 strangers and asks them to kiss. On camera. http://youtu.be/IpbDHxCV29A

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 9:13:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear MC, some of us want a baby penguin room too yanno!! I feel bad for Jeff. Not only does he need to keep the water cooler filled, but he's gotta keep the coffee pots filled, and haul around kitten, puppy, and baby penguin chow around on his little cart. Oh, and all the tools he'll need to keep the wave pools, indoor rollercoasters, and other amusements working as well. [:D]

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 9:17:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Oh goody! We have PETS, too!! I resemble that remark!

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