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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 12:48:27 AM)
OMG Lucy, how many people guys can we send there? Can you & I start a business for cell phone dental dams?? Just think we could become the next overnight TV sensations with our own special gadget!! We'd have guys applying left, right n center just to get on the show to prove their koffskills. We could even do a before and after for most improved. [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 1:10:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/lick-this-app-oral-sex-phone_n_4919317.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular When it comes to oral sex, maybe it's time to start phoning it in. Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team "Club Sexy Time," promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company. The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you "wrap it up" by putting some plastic wrap over the screen. This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat. Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists. "Up n' Down," which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible. "Circles," which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible. "Freestyle," which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen. http://lickthisapp.com/ If that isn't a sign of the coming apocalypse, I don't know what is. Here we are, supposedly at the pinnacle of scientific development, and what do we have to show for it? A program that makes you lick your cellphone for points. No wonder the aliens keep their distance from us...

Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 1:55:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear OMG Lucy, how many people guys can we send there? Can you & I start a business for cell phone dental dams?? Just think we could become the next overnight TV sensations with our own special gadget!! We'd have guys applying left, right n center just to get on the show to prove their koffskills. We could even do a before and after for most improved. [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] LMAO good gawd can you imagine, Im not gonna be the first one to try latex on a phone, does it work even? heee

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:55:24 AM)
Omg. Don't let the guy who was bragging about his oral skills by spelling out the alphabet know about this! Still. If I'm driving, and I see someone licking their phone, I'll just wink and smile.....

jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 5:28:52 AM)
Always one to throw a monkey into the works... A few questions about the virtual, hypothetical water cooler. 1) Is the water spring water or purified tap water? 2) Is it fortified with necessary trace minerals? 3) Is it equipped with a hot water dispenser? 4) Is it in a room or hallway? 5) Why does it have to be a water cooler? Why not a coffee bar instead?

MercTech -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 8:46:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic LMAO good gawd can you imagine, Im not gonna be the first one to try latex on a phone, does it work even? heee Well, condoms are very stretchable. They even come in a "nuclear grade" too.

Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 10:53:51 AM)
Lol

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 3:03:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Always one to throw a monkey into the works... A few questions about the virtual, hypothetical water cooler. 1) Is the water spring water or purified tap water? 2) Is it fortified with necessary trace minerals? 3) Is it equipped with a hot water dispenser? 4) Is it in a room or hallway? 5) Why does it have to be a water cooler? Why not a coffee bar instead? It's a WATER COOLER. not a coffee bar. I refuse to conform To elaborate. It is a water cooler with hot water dispenser for tea...Spring water, and it is in a break room. Lol

jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 3:12:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Always one to throw a monkey into the works... A few questions about the virtual, hypothetical water cooler. 1) Is the water spring water or purified tap water? 2) Is it fortified with necessary trace minerals? 3) Is it equipped with a hot water dispenser? 4) Is it in a room or hallway? 5) Why does it have to be a water cooler? Why not a coffee bar instead? It's a WATER COOLER. not a coffee bar. I refuse to conform To elaborate. It is a water cooler with hot water dispenser for tea...Spring water, and it is in a break room. Lol So you are saying that those of us who prefer properly prepared coffee should settle for the instant slop that people call coffee? I shall lead a revolt!!

angelikaJ -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 3:15:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Always one to throw a monkey into the works... A few questions about the virtual, hypothetical water cooler. 1) Is the water spring water or purified tap water? 2) Is it fortified with necessary trace minerals? 3) Is it equipped with a hot water dispenser? 4) Is it in a room or hallway? 5) Why does it have to be a water cooler? Why not a coffee bar instead? It's a WATER COOLER. not a coffee bar. I refuse to conform To elaborate. It is a water cooler with hot water dispenser for tea...Spring water, and it is in a break room. Lol So you are saying that those of us who prefer properly prepared coffee should settle for the instant slop that people call coffee? I shall lead a revolt!! IF you wish to equip the break room with a high end cappuccino maker I am sure no one would object. [:D]

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 3:17:33 PM)
I agree. In fact, there is enough counter space for a Keurig, if anyone has a spare.

kalikshama -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 3:28:23 PM)
Yup, that's what we have at the office - the cooler with hot and cold spring water, and a Keurig. And a foosball table. Who's watching House of Cards? (No spoilers; I'm in Season 1.)

LadyPact -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:07:46 PM)
Nope. No talk of work or television shows from Me around the water cooler. I'll always be the chick who comes in grinning after a fantastic weekend. [;)]

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:10:38 PM)
LadyP. You can't just stand here and grin... C'mon. Spill it !! (Um..please..?). :)

MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:24:31 PM)
1) Is the water spring water or purified tap water? Of course not! We're hard-core. Tap water from Chernobyl and Fukushima, and Kentucky, mixed with whatever's in the gutter outside the office 2) Is it fortified with necessary trace minerals? It's fortified with something. I can feel whatever it is trying to burst out through my chest cavity as we speak. 3) Is it equipped with a hot water dispenser? Nahhh, we just use one of the wall sconces to warm it up. 4) Is it in a room or hallway? It's in the second sub-basement, right by the new slave processing center and the tomato-pulpers. 5) Why does it have to be a water cooler? Why not a coffee bar instead? With water like that, one does not need coffee. Or flashlights, as we all can now see in the dark.

jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:29:09 PM)
Alright square footage of the break room please? After all if it is a break room, it will need a pool table, poker table, black jack table, foosball, air hockey, half pipe for the skate boarders not to mention the coffee bar, which will have espresso machine, cappuccino machine, coffee brewers for specific blends, not to mention a kitchen to prepare fresh donuts and danishes. Oh yeah, indoor shooting range, 12 lanes 25 yard target intervals out to 300 yards.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:35:21 PM)
Ok. Jeff , you have just been appointed Break Room Manager. You have an unlimited budget. But. NO HALF PIPE. I will volunteer to bake the breakfast treats. The Swedish coffee cakes are almost done...

kalikshama -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:38:54 PM)
Darn, well, if I can't be the baker, I shall select, purchase, and take care of the plants.

jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:44:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Ok. Jeff , you have just been appointed Break Room Manager. You have an unlimited budget. But. NO HALF PIPE. I will volunteer to bake the breakfast treats. The Swedish coffee cakes are almost done... Half pipe stays or I put in an indoor moto cross track.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 4:46:05 PM)
Ugh!!! Way too much noise. FINE. we can have a half pipe. Love the new pic, btw!

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