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LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 8:35:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

There's yogurt? This place could make an old leather chick smile.




Right here

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4656551/mpage_3/key_/tm.htm#4657027

Oh Blondie, we were discussing if we should get girlie a wabbit as she had a serious strop and keeps looking in every box if the rabbit isn't hiding in it and the cats pay dearly by being mothered and washed...

So far no animal incidents apart from the usual fighting over the most soggy rawhide knot chewie and one of the cats sneaking up behind my chair and using my behind to put the claws in




FeralFoxy -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 8:41:55 PM)

How about decaf coffee? I have to have a mug of coffee beside me at all waking times, but if I drink it past noonish I won't sleep. And with an 18-month-old sharing my bed, I need whatever short and unsatisfying bits of sleep I can get.




Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 8:45:19 PM)

Yes. Thanks to Jeff we have a coffee bar.
I still haven't seen the puppies or kittens yet....




LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 8:56:10 PM)

One evil kitty coming up

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Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 9:07:08 PM)

LadyC. Our kitties are twins!!!

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LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 9:10:34 PM)

Evil tempered little shits who bully dogs and go after little rabbits?




Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 9:17:34 PM)

Not my baby. She is a little lovey. 4 lbs and 16 years old. She does love to tease the dog, tho.
I think your bunny was prolly bigger than her.




LadyRedRoseToo -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/12/2014 10:41:15 PM)

I would love to come shooting at the range, our local one sucks rocks. I miss the one I used to belong to but i'm not driving four hours to go shooting. i'd like to see a spa, massuses, hot springs, the works, please? maybe a gym so we can all work out and encourage each other?




LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 7:47:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Not my baby. She is a little lovey. 4 lbs and 16 years old. She does love to tease the dog, tho.
I think your bunny was prolly bigger than her.


Wick is only 7 but quite a big boy (or ex boy), he was the runt of his litter and I needed to bottle raise him, he outgrew all the other kitties and is now a tyrant, I think we are lucky that he lets us live in "his house", his brother is actually also our cat, but has at least 3 different homes where he goes for 2nd and 3rd breakfast, he's one of those annoying shits with a metabolism that's faster than hell and usually the chief suspect when little animals are dragged in and released in the house...




MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 8:27:48 AM)

Set...phasers...for...squeeeee! (yes, I collect cat pictures. Wanna make somethin' outta it?)


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LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 9:10:14 AM)

They start out so little and cute, and then they grow up to be such terrors... Wick fitted snugly in between my boobs (wore sporty crop tops under sweaters and cardigans that were tight under the boobs) and carried him around with me everywhere as a kitten, he soon outgrew it, a sweater that would also accommodate him would now be a tent.




jlf1961 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 12:09:33 PM)

Cuter than a cat

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 12:31:36 PM)

She wouldn't fit in my sweater though. And I got BIG boobs! [:D]




Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 1:46:43 PM)

My furbaby (taken this morning)
its her birthday and she is 8
shes looking doey eyed cos my son caught her snarfin a sausage

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Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 1:55:14 PM)

Awww. I love all of our fur babies. Pretty soon PoohBear can post a pic of her new doggie!!

So. We need a joke. Anyone?




LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 2:56:32 PM)

Alfie-Doodles wearing one of my t-shirts after being bitten, a very manly blue ;)

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hlen5 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 3:14:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Awww. I love all of our fur babies. Pretty soon PoohBear can post a pic of her new doggie!!

So. We need a joke. Anyone?


This giraffe walks into a bar. He calls out, "Hey everybody, the highballs are on me!"




smileforme50 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 3:27:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/lick-this-app-oral-sex-phone_n_4919317.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

When it comes to oral sex, maybe it's time to start phoning it in.

Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team "Club Sexy Time," promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company.

The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you "wrap it up" by putting some plastic wrap over the screen. This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists.

"Up n' Down," which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible.
"Circles," which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible.
"Freestyle," which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen.
http://lickthisapp.com/



Ok...I'm getting into this thread really late, but Lucy's post caught my eye because yesterday a woman I work with ....actually my supervisor....was laughing and all excited about the new app she has on her cell phone. It's a picture of a WHIP....and when you flick your wrist as your holding the phone, you hear the crack of a whip. She said she saw it on "The Big Bang Theory" and just HAD to have it.

Makes me see this supervisor in a whole other light....and wonder about her....




smileforme50 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 3:43:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

omg so there with the wave pool and the chocolate fountain...
but away from each other , yes?[;)]

Just as an aside
I just found this on facebook...penguins falling...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=750469891664036
to cute

we need a nap room ....



A nap room!!! YES!! That's what I vote for! It would not go to waste....




Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/13/2014 4:25:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hlen5


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Awww. I love all of our fur babies. Pretty soon PoohBear can post a pic of her new doggie!!

So. We need a joke. Anyone?


This giraffe walks into a bar. He calls out, "Hey everybody, the highballs are on me!"

Bahaha.

Awesome




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