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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/14/2014 3:06:23 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/14/2014 3:23:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		That makes things more understandable now. Just so ya know, there is no greater joy than hanging a chipper morning person on the cross and whipping the perk right out of her.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/14/2014 3:48:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

People like myself, who will shortly be invading your country in order to attempt to teach its inhabitants some civilised habits, including a language, JLF. I hope that helps. ;-)

Oh be still my heart. Peon, if you are going to be on our side of the pond, please consider "jumping the fence"???



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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/14/2014 8:45:59 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/15/2014 5:41:19 AM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/15/2014 10:40:54 PM   
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Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee


Everything!!!!!


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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 1:44:44 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 1:46:59 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 1:56:47 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 1:58:28 PM   
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the problem is that the after coffee selfie isnt much better

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 2:02:05 PM   
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Speaking in more than just simple grunts.

Makeup.

And according to my mishap yesterday, remembering to put pants on before walking out the front door. D'oh.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 2:43:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Morning??? WTF is that???
Some alien timezone I'm unaware of??

Meh! And double MEH!!
"Morning" doesn't exist here.... at all.

I go to bed when I'm tired... anytime after 1pm.
I fall out of bed when I'm ready... sometime pm; never am.
It's all I can do to get my little legs wobbling to go have a pee.
Beyond that, nothing happens at all until I've had half a pot of coffee. Nothing!
Somewhere amongst the coffee, I'll have a ciggy or two... or three.
The world can wait until I'm ready and at least half awake.
If I'm still fighting the fog after that, I go back to bed and try again sometime later.

Until I'm ready to face the world, nothing ever happens here.


As for decaf - what's the point of coffee with the coffee removed? WTF??
Only good for cleaning drains with! Seriously.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 2:57:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Being a compassionate human.

Speaking in more than just simple grunts.

Makeup.

And according to my mishap yesterday, remembering to put pants on before walking out the front door. D'oh.

sweet holy mother of pearl where the buggering hell have you been??????
Hugggggggggggggggggggls

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/16/2014 5:49:49 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/17/2014 3:53:07 AM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/18/2014 11:29:41 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		I don't drink coffee, except on the occasional bitterly cold morning.

Of course, my *morning* is at 10-11pm.

I drink Mt. Dew or Mello Yellow (and DAMN coca cola for discontinuing the litre bottles of mello yellow in my area!!!). It takes me a good couple of hours after my alarm goes off to become semi-human.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 3:17:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Being a compassionate human.

Speaking in more than just simple grunts.

Makeup.

And according to my mishap yesterday, remembering to put pants on before walking out the front door. D'oh.

sweet holy mother of pearl where the buggering hell have you been??????
Hugggggggggggggggggggls


Ive been on the other side. Just havent been here. I missed you guyses!


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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 4:54:47 PM   
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After 1 cup of coffee



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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 5:58:41 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 6:07:29 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		I am one of those annoying people that wakes up HAPPY!!

I still need coffee. But I'm usually singing while I make it.

~ducking all coffee cups winging in my direction~

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