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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 6:24:20 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		I'm worse than that, I don't drink the damn stuff, never have. But I MUST have my orange juice, real, not fake, in the morning. And if I'm traveling I bring my own if I'm not sure it'll be on hand.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 6:42:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm... Impossible to do? Smile. I require coffee. And a minimum 45 min period of grumpiness prior to any niceness occurring.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 6:56:01 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 7:21:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I am one of those annoying people that wakes up HAPPY!!

I still need coffee. But I'm usually singing while I make it.

~ducking all coffee cups winging in my direction~


Mental note, begin recruiting a raiding party to kidnap and torture fluff with pleasure until she can no longer think straight, then stick her in a room with Honey Boo Boo.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 7:26:30 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 7:27:48 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 7:34:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		People, she really has no idea who Honey Boo Boo is. Doesn't help that I forget to remind her to watch it. Well, I don't watch it either, unless there's nothing else on. Ok, it's on TLC this Thursday, marathon starting at 2 pm til 2:30 am. Repeats will be running I'm sure. See how many episodes miss fluff can watch, or will it become a guilty pleasure?

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 7:35:33 PM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/22/2014 7:47:33 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 7:46:35 AM   
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People, she really has no idea who Honey Boo Boo is. Doesn't help that I forget to remind her to watch it. Well, I don't watch it either, unless there's nothing else on. Ok, it's on TLC this Thursday, marathon starting at 2 pm til 2:30 am. Repeats will be running I'm sure. See how many episodes miss fluff can watch, or will it become a guilty pleasure?


Damn....I've never watched it but even I have been contaminated by KNOWING who Honey Boo Boo is. Just like the Kardashians. You don't ever have to turn your TV to either one of those stations and you still gets those people shoved down your throat.

Ugh....I just lost my appetite for brunch....damn.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:05:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

two weeks
14 days



Would it not be easier to say, two weeks? Who uses words like "fortnight," or "Forthright" any more?


People like myself, who will shortly be invading your country in order to attempt to teach its inhabitants some civilised habits, including a language, JLF. I hope that helps. ;-)

I knew something like this was coming. The British need to come over and teach us Americans how to speak English ? Trouble is, the British never seem to use the letter Z. That leaves me in doubt for some reason. As for civilised habits...I can't wait, I love British freshmeat.

Oh and as for coffee ? I've refined my form of lazy down to Tasters Choice...the best instant. So I can shower first or second...OK, OK...third.

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:10:06 AM   
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Gosh, you are all such GRUMPY PANTS!!!!

Coffee pots down ?

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:11:24 AM   
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Remind me why I thought college was a brilliant idea again?

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:14:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Gosh, you are all such GRUMPY PANTS!!!!

Coffee pots down ?

I've already been for a run, done laundry, and now I'm going through Spring clothes, to switch out my wardrobe

GET UP AND SMILE, EVERYONE!!

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:21:47 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		I brought in Lizard's sewing machine (Fed-ex must've came by while I was napping), called her, called Mom, had my niece in DC call me, finished off the Diet MD and am on a glass of green tea now...and I have been up since 5:30 and in a back brace. At least I am not hurting anymore (took 2 Tramadol as I was slowing moving to reach the dresser).

Someone fix me some eggs!

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:46:03 AM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:51:52 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Guess what...I have no water. Can't flush the toilet, can't wash dishes.

Since we get our water from our neighbor's well, he is out too! Left a massage on his cell phone since he is in church.

Meanwhile I am going to have a pizza and more tea (thank goodness for Arizona's gallon jugs).

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 8:52:27 AM   
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Jus sayin

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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/23/2014 9:36:31 AM   
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RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before you... - 3/24/2014 6:42:15 AM   
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I'm thankful my coffee comes from a Keurig. Otherwise, I don't think I'd be able to make coffee without first having coffee.


Apparently I still have an issue with drinking coffee before drinking coffee. Made a cup. Forgot about it. Instead of wasting yet another k-cup, warmed the cup of coffee in the microwave. Forgot about it.

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