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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:04:11 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


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I KNEW Edible Arrangements could do something better than the fancy shaped fruit "flowers"!!!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:04:48 PM   
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Their are men on here my age ( over 60) that are hitting on 21 year old girls that can't even spell Dominant much less know the dynamics of D/S, and are upset when they're actually ignored.I've read profiles of women in their 50's looking for a 25 year old Dom for a long term relationship.



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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:05:14 PM   
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Dammit DC I love you!

Aw shucks! I aim to please.

Just posted the same image on the FB page of a friend who's a brilliant florist. We'll see if she has the same reaction.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:05:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Tongue *in* cheek, y'all, not 'and'.
But then again, and 42 strips of mmm, bacon ...

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:06:42 PM   
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I knew the answer was bacon and 42

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:07:13 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Tongue *in* cheek, y'all, not 'and'.



She's right... 'and'.

What's all this bacon talk going on? This thread is clearly about beef.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:10:25 PM   
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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:11:53 PM   
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Beef or Beefeaters?


You crack me up.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:13:20 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:15:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

Beefeater? How did we get from bacon to gin?


Darlin, you do know you're logged into Collar Me, right?

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:16:28 PM   
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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:20:30 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

Beefeater? How did we get from bacon to gin?


~Beeftongue cooked in gin~

1 Kilo whole ox tongue
1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup Ilocano, cane or strong wine vinegar
3/4 cup Gin
1 onion, quartered

Clean the tongue by blanching about 5 minutes. Remove coarse outer layer. Fry the tongue to seal the meat.

In a large pan, cook the tongue with the peppercorns, bay leaf, salt, vinegar, gin and onion. Bring to a boil then simmer covered.

As the liquid reduces, add water until the tongue is cooked. Remove the tongue and strain the remaining stock back into the pan. Reserve the stock. Slice the tongue diagonally into l/4-inch portions and store in refrigerator.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:21:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		That sounds YUMMY!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:29:02 PM   
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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:31:24 PM   
Blonderfluff


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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:34:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

Beefeater? How did we get from bacon to gin?


Well if Bacon or Beefeater doesn't work....there's always Beefcake....yum...




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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:36:30 PM   
Blonderfluff


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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:39:34 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

That sounds YUMMY!


It does, doesn't it?

Too bad it's really hard to find a dependable source of snout to tail cuts where we live. We don't have a good local butcher, and the local grocery stores have crap when it comes to such cuts. Last month I was looking for sweetbreads, and none of the three butcher managers of the local grocery stores had even heard of them.

Not having them in stock by lack of demand I can see. But calling yourself a butcher and not knowing what a sweetbread is??? PLEASE....

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:40:50 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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Quoted cause I had to... those are better than Peon's abs.


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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:41:52 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		Welcome to America, where are the butchers are trained to yield 30% more hamburger when processing beef. WTF are they thinking, give me steak, bitches!

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