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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:47:37 PM   
TheHeretic


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Status: offline 		Well, at least this is a kinder and gentler hijack of the poor guy's first thread. I guess that is moving in the right direction, right?

Right?

BTW, most fucked up Walking Dead episode EVER!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:48:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Well, at least this is a kinder and gentler hijack of the poor guy's first thread. I guess that is moving in the right direction, right?

Right?

BTW, most fucked up Walking Dead episode EVER!


We'er not eating him in here, its all about the bacon baby!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:49:53 PM   
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Welcome to America, where are the butchers are trained to yield 30% more hamburger when processing beef. WTF are they thinking, give me steak, bitches!


I don't eat much steak. Too expensive. Pasture raised steak runs at least $23/lbs here.

I'm buying a side off beef later this year, and that'll be the first time we have steak again at home in over 3 years... though... that gives me the idea: considering that nobody arounds here seems to care for entrails anyways, maybe I can make a deal with my farmer to buy a bunch of other people's left overs. I mean, they must do something with that stuff, right?

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:51:40 PM   
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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:52:13 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		They sell entrails to a company called Biljack... and a few others I won't mention cuz this site is full of squeamish pansies!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:53:19 PM   
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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:54:52 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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Status: offline 		I bet I can top what they're currently getting for them, and still come in under budget.

Which is hilarious cause high grade pasture raised sweetbreads can cost you more than steak does in Europe.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 8:56:23 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		I bet you can just by throwing change at them. Biljack and the others are bulk weight purchasers.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 9:53:21 PM   
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I bet I can top what they're currently getting for them, and still come in under budget.

Which is hilarious cause high grade pasture raised sweetbreads can cost you more than steak does in Europe.

Why do I have this image of a herd of pastries gathered in a field when I read this?

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 10:31:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bacon again...what about TURKEY!! Look like bacon taste like...beef?






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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 10:38:41 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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I bet I can top what they're currently getting for them, and still come in under budget.

Which is hilarious cause high grade pasture raised sweetbreads can cost you more than steak does in Europe.

Why do I have this image of a herd of pastries gathered in a field when I read this?


Because you're an ignorant American who doesn't understand the finer culinary are of snout to tail eating.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 10:43:47 PM   
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Since joining this site I have enjoyed reading many profiles both male and female and have found imformative profiles, clueless profiles, bad profiles, funny profiles and WTF profiles. I have talked to women that have sent me messages that were sent to from men that started out with "Get on you knees bitch and suck my dick"----uh huh, bet that got you a lot of positive responses. I have talked to men that have shared messages with me from women that start out a whole laundry list of things they will not do prior to even getting to know the individual. Their are men on here my age ( over 60) that are hitting on 21 year old girls that can't even spell Dominant much less know the dynamics of D/S, and are upset when they're actually ignored.I've read profiles of women in their 50's looking for a 25 year old Dom for a long term relationship. If you believe those exist then you need to join me this weekend because I'm planning a Unicorn hunt. I've seen photo's of males that are 5' 6" and a belly so large they haven't seen their Johnson since the Reagan Administration claiming to be a strong dominant. I've looked at profiles of women with 18" arms (Arnold Schwarzeneggers were only 22") trying to sell themselves as submissives.
All in all I have met many fine people on here and developed many relationships both intimate and and just friends. I would be interested in what other members have learned while being here.




The answer is bacon.

What, say it ain't so...no more fresh meat ? OM fucking G...what am I go'n to do ?

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 10:45:25 PM   
MrRodgers


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The face of a twue dom

eta there is a tongue and cheek in that face, or tongue in cheek. I wouldn't want to stray off the original op too far.




The shirt he will be wearing.



Anyone different is fake.

You read it here first.

Oh ok, I feel so much better now.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 10:50:00 PM   
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Beefeater? How did we get from bacon to gin?


Well if Bacon or Beefeater doesn't work....there's always Beefcake....yum...





Thanks, I can now have sweet dreams with him giving me that bouquet DCNovice suggested.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 11:07:19 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
Well, at least this is a kinder and gentler hijack of the poor guy's first thread. I guess that is moving in the right direction, right?

Right?

BTW, most fucked up Walking Dead episode EVER!

Wasn't it, though? Ack! We can't say anything because it's still spoiler material for those across the pond.



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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/16/2014 11:18:12 PM   
MrRodgers


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Beefeater? How did we get from bacon to gin?


Well if Bacon or Beefeater doesn't work....there's always Beefcake....yum...





Thanks, I can now have sweet dreams with him giving me that bouquet DCNovice suggested.

.....and I've been told, I AM incorrigible.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/17/2014 3:04:09 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I don't like the texture of sweetbreads. And tongue is a deli meat, meant for sandwiches.
But years ago in New Brunswick I had the great pleasure of eating cod cheeks. The best part of the fish, hands down.

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/17/2014 7:31:27 AM   
TieMeInKnottss


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Status: offline 		Hey, we have circled all the way back around and are again on topic! Take Ishtar's "Tongue in Gin" recipe and add Des's "cod cheeks" to it and we have....TAh Dah... " a tongue in cheek (in gin)" look at CM!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/17/2014 7:33:49 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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Hey, we have circled all the way back around and are again on topic! Take Ishtar's "Tongue in Gin" recipe and add Des's "cod cheeks" to it and we have....TAh Dah... " a tongue in cheek (in gin)" look at CM!




Miracles do happen!

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RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. - 3/17/2014 1:51:06 PM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		I hate when I miss all the good shit. The funny thread is locked..and now I miss bacon, the number 42 and more chum!!
Damn it!!

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