A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme.

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Buddapan -> A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 6:17:34 PM)
Since joining this site I have enjoyed reading many profiles both male and female and have found imformative profiles, clueless profiles, bad profiles, funny profiles and WTF profiles. I have talked to women that have sent me messages that were sent to from men that started out with "Get on you knees bitch and suck my dick"----uh huh, bet that got you a lot of positive responses. I have talked to men that have shared messages with me from women that start out a whole laundry list of things they will not do prior to even getting to know the individual. Their are men on here my age ( over 60) that are hitting on 21 year old girls that can't even spell Dominant much less know the dynamics of D/S, and are upset when they're actually ignored.I've read profiles of women in their 50's looking for a 25 year old Dom for a long term relationship. If you believe those exist then you need to join me this weekend because I'm planning a Unicorn hunt. I've seen photo's of males that are 5' 6" and a belly so large they haven't seen their Johnson since the Reagan Administration claiming to be a strong dominant. I've looked at profiles of women with 18" arms (Arnold Schwarzeneggers were only 22") trying to sell themselves as submissives. All in all I have met many fine people on here and developed many relationships both intimate and and just friends. I would be interested in what other members have learned while being here.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 6:21:20 PM)
Wow, more chum, really?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 6:32:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Buddapan Since joining this site I have enjoyed reading many profiles both male and female and have found imformative profiles, clueless profiles, bad profiles, funny profiles and WTF profiles. I have talked to women that have sent me messages that were sent to from men that started out with "Get on you knees bitch and suck my dick"----uh huh, bet that got you a lot of positive responses. I have talked to men that have shared messages with me from women that start out a whole laundry list of things they will not do prior to even getting to know the individual. Their are men on here my age ( over 60) that are hitting on 21 year old girls that can't even spell Dominant much less know the dynamics of D/S, and are upset when they're actually ignored.I've read profiles of women in their 50's looking for a 25 year old Dom for a long term relationship. If you believe those exist then you need to join me this weekend because I'm planning a Unicorn hunt. I've seen photo's of males that are 5' 6" and a belly so large they haven't seen their Johnson since the Reagan Administration claiming to be a strong dominant. I've looked at profiles of women with 18" arms (Arnold Schwarzeneggers were only 22") trying to sell themselves as submissives. All in all I have met many fine people on here and developed many relationships both intimate and and just friends. I would be interested in what other members have learned while being here. The answer is bacon.

Blonderfluff -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 6:34:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub quote: ORIGINAL: Buddapan Since joining this site I have enjoyed reading many profiles both male and female and have found imformative profiles, clueless profiles, bad profiles, funny profiles and WTF profiles. I have talked to women that have sent me messages that were sent to from men that started out with "Get on you knees bitch and suck my dick"----uh huh, bet that got you a lot of positive responses. I have talked to men that have shared messages with me from women that start out a whole laundry list of things they will not do prior to even getting to know the individual. Their are men on here my age ( over 60) that are hitting on 21 year old girls that can't even spell Dominant much less know the dynamics of D/S, and are upset when they're actually ignored.I've read profiles of women in their 50's looking for a 25 year old Dom for a long term relationship. If you believe those exist then you need to join me this weekend because I'm planning a Unicorn hunt. I've seen photo's of males that are 5' 6" and a belly so large they haven't seen their Johnson since the Reagan Administration claiming to be a strong dominant. I've looked at profiles of women with 18" arms (Arnold Schwarzeneggers were only 22") trying to sell themselves as submissives. All in all I have met many fine people on here and developed many relationships both intimate and and just friends. I would be interested in what other members have learned while being here. The answer is bacon. Or 42

LadyConstanze -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 6:46:46 PM)
Definitely 42

JstAnotherSub -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 6:47:30 PM)
The face of a twue dom eta there is a tongue and cheek in that face, or tongue in cheek. I wouldn't want to stray off the original op too far. [image]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/bacon-face.jpg[/image] The shirt he will be wearing. [image]http://www.guntia-militaria-shop.de/catalog/produkt_bilder/01303_T-Shirt_MG42.jpg[/image] Anyone different is fake. You read it here first.

TheHeretic -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:19:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Buddapan I would be interested in what other members have learned while being here. Take everything with a healthy sprinkling of salt, and remember that when a profile ID's as 22 year old lesbian, it's a 55 year old fat bald guy, waiting for his mom to die so he can move his room out of the basement. On the other hand, the 75 lb blondes from Nigeria are all very real, and will make all your dreams come true as soon as you send them the money for a plane ticket. Welcome to the truthy side of Collarme. [:D]

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:33:55 PM)
Did somebody say bacon???

MasterCaneman -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:42:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss Did somebody say bacon??? Yes, but we're sending it all to the 75 lb. Nigerian blonde slaves, as a humanitarian gesture.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:43:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss Did somebody say bacon??? Yes, but we're sending it all to the 75 lb. Nigerian blonde slaves, as a humanitarian gesture. The hell you say!!!!!!!!!!

Blonderfluff -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:47:39 PM)
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ExiledTyrant -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:47:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss Did somebody say bacon??? Yes, but we're sending it all to the 75 lb. Nigerian blonde slaves, as a humanitarian gesture. Well, it was nice knowing you. You should know better than to get between these bitches and their bacon. I went ahead and ordered seven cases of Chianti for your BBQ. Jus sayin Exiled

UllrsIshtar -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:51:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub quote: ORIGINAL: Buddapan Wall of text... The answer is bacon. Or 42 All y'all actually read that? What's it say?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:53:46 PM)
We were sposed to read it? Fuck. The answer is still bacon.

smileforme50 -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:55:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss Did somebody say bacon??? BACON!! I knew I smelled something good! (for a change....) And we all know that it is the best way to attract the best men! [image]local://upfiles/1577763/E4408C67382241318DB1E77A72DBD6CB.jpg[/image]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 7:57:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar All y'all actually read that? What's it say? I'll paraphrase: quote: "Cleverly disguise pissy rant with humor" I've noticed, loser, top, top, bottom, Dom, loser, loser, top, a bitch strong enough to kick my ass so she cannot be a submissive, wank, why can't I get a date i'm a nice guy, WTF is she doing with him, blah blah blah. Are any of you getting laid? Any questions?

dcnovice -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 8:00:17 PM)
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ExiledTyrant -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 8:01:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 BACON!! I knew I smelled something good! (for a change....) And we all know that it is the best way to attract the best men! Bacon scented Summer's Eve?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 8:01:27 PM)
Dammit DC I love you!

Blonderfluff -> RE: A tongue and cheek look at life on Collarme. (3/16/2014 8:03:21 PM)
That would be the best Mothers Day bouquet ever.

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