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mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:29:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Got that Soul Glo! Darkfeather, when I was a kid, my hair was like that, ringlets, very white though (hair and skin, I am scandinavian).......I used to walk down the street in my hometown with my mother holding my hand, and these old blue haired fuckin bitches would accost me on the street, and say, oh I just gotta feel that and stick their fucking talons in my hair and feel it up, so I know the deal about that...........I was fuckin mortified. But I look alot like eric la salle nowadays as well. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTkxMjQ3NDUyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTAzOTI4._V1_SY317_CR16,0,214,317_AL_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005113/&h=253&w=171&tbnid=vl1vDqAJWSwpdM:&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=125&usg=__n0bRZ7l2flpv6Eut1orGz6sRkM4=&docid=VN9jyvCfTaeLLM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=-7VzU53bKM-gyAT-yoK4Ag&ved=0CJIBEPwdMAo except even less hair than that.

Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:29:53 AM)
No, just next time send a disclaimer email first: Attention prospective email recipient, the person about to send you a message has a particularly witty and snarky sense of humor. If you wish to read his message as it is intended, it will be forthcoming. If you fear this may be interpreted as an insult or criticism, please feel free to block said member now, Thank you, the Management

mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:31:59 AM)
Here I thought I would be a welcome relief from: Do you do raceplay? Apparently not.

Greta75 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:32:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw Except she said he apologized after- so her upset WAS NOT brushed aside- instead- met with an apology- which she chose to ignore, and then bring his message into the forums... Shifty, I didn't mean to ignore your post about this, but yea, as OP said, some things are just really faux pas that can't be rescued lol. One of the biggest faux pas I get from men is this stupid question of asking if my pussy is tight or loose, after he ask that question and no matter how he tries to justify that it isn't a mean question, and apologise profusingly, which usually happens when they realise I am offended, that it cannot be recovered lol. And BTW, my answer to that question is often, "Depends on the size of your cock!" Some men don't take the hint that I'm annoyed and even carry on to describe the size of his cock and then ask again if it would feel tight or loose with his cock size lol. Men men men! They are incredible sometimes!

Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:32:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Got that Soul Glo! Darkfeather, when I was a kid, my hair was like that, ringlets, very white though (hair and skin, I am scandinavian).......I used to walk down the street in my hometown with my mother holding my hand, and these old blue haired fuckin bitches would accost me on the street, and say, oh I just gotta feel that and stick their fucking talons in my hair and feel it up, so I know the deal about that...........I was fuckin mortified. But I look alot like eric la salle nowadays as well. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTkxMjQ3NDUyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTAzOTI4._V1_SY317_CR16,0,214,317_AL_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005113/&h=253&w=171&tbnid=vl1vDqAJWSwpdM:&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=125&usg=__n0bRZ7l2flpv6Eut1orGz6sRkM4=&docid=VN9jyvCfTaeLLM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=-7VzU53bKM-gyAT-yoK4Ag&ved=0CJIBEPwdMAo except even less hair than that. Me, I had an afro, and I don't ever want to talk about it

Greta75 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:34:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather No, just next time send a disclaimer email first: Attention prospective email recipient, the person about to send you a message has a particularly witty and snarky sense of humor. If you wish to read his message as it is intended, it will be forthcoming. If you fear this may be interpreted as an insult or criticism, please feel free to block said member now, Thank you, the Management Actually, this is a brilliant idea, it would signal more obvious that everything would be in a good humour haha.

Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:34:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Here I thought I would be a welcome relief from: Do you do raceplay? Apparently not. I asked a sub to do raceplay once, but she petered out when we got to the 600m dash...

mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:35:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw Except she said he apologized after- so her upset WAS NOT brushed aside- instead- met with an apology- which she chose to ignore, and then bring his message into the forums... Shifty, I didn't mean to ignore your post about this, but yea, as OP said, some things are just really faux pas that can't be rescued lol. One of the biggest faux pas I get from men is this stupid question of asking if my pussy is tight or loose, after he ask that question and no matter how he tries to justify that it isn't a mean question, and apologise profusingly, which usually happens when they realise I am offended, that it cannot be recovered lol. And BTW, my answer to that question is often, "Depends on the size of your cock!" Some men don't take the hint that I'm annoyed and even carry on to describe the size of his cock and then ask again if it would feel tight or loose with his cock size lol. Men men men! They are incredible sometimes! OK, this brings up two questions. the first, how come when a woman says to a man, oh you're so big, he shoots the wad nearly immediately. When a guy says it to a woman, she runs after him with a butcher knife. and two, is it really sideways? (you see, I have an inappropriate sense of humor, no frame of reference whatsofuckinever).

Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:38:32 AM)
or the joke about why did you say that twice

BeautifulLotus -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:39:35 AM)
OMG! I step away from the computer for a few hours and it appears that chaos has broken out. I am NOT going to vociferously defend my actions. What I am going to do is hopefully provide a bit of clarification. His email started off really funny..until he got to the comment about how and what I should be doing with my hair. And Greta75 is correct...had he left it at the ocular assault and the killing of potential rivals, all would've been well. It is not that I am super sensitive about my hair nor my race. What I do take offense to is some JoeBlow who wants to tell me what to do with my body. He doesn't own me, there's no collar upon my neck signifying that I belong to him, so he can't tell me what I should be doing. It may have been his opinion, however, it was poorly worded. Had he approached me on this subject in a gentlemanly way instead of in a caveman manner. I would have gladly told him. All he could've done was to ask me. Sometimes, the simplest way, is the best way. So yes, sometimes within the medium of online communications, things get lost in translation. SHIFTYW: quote: Except she said he apologized after- so her upset WAS NOT brushed aside- instead- met with an apology- which she chose to ignore, and then bring his message into the forums... This was brought to the forum BEFORE HE SENT THE APOLOGY. Thereby making the apology seem like a last minute save. Then I got a gold letter from the Mod (My apologies for making your first morning hell). But to the sender's credit, he sent me another email in which was included, an explanation of how it all transpired and asked me to forward it to the Mods. I did. I thanked him for his honesty in the matter and it was concluded. All is well. All is forgiven. Lotus

mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:41:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Me, I had an afro, and I don't ever want to talk about it Oh, I bet there are lotta pictures missing from the family album. I know all my pointy collars and cuban heels disco pics are in an outhouse in Grygla, MN. You wanna dig up some shit on me, you better bring a lunch and a lantern, its gonna be an all night job. Actually, I thought Angela Davis, and Pam Grier and like that in their afros were hawt as hell. For guys, the less sun coming out of your head style say..... like this were pretty good: https://www.google.com/search?q=short+afro+on+a+man&rlz=1C1KMZB_enUS510US510&es_sm=93&biw=960&bih=511&tbm=isch&imgil=5vpqJ6R7zuTnQM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcSW2I61fWzbOB2UiQTI2fEhIrLCjuIulLmkw3WxydG--if2Q52oHg%253B600%253B480%253BsX8MHnbAbt6kfM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fslodive.com%25252Finspiration%25252Fshort-afro-hairstyles%25252F&source=iu&usg=__cToevoP4Xpwpmejx11bqGq-TMoA%3D&sa=X&ei=g7hzU_HYGITCyQOp6IHoAg&ved=0CCgQ9QEwAA#facrc=_&imgrc=5vpqJ6R7zuTnQM%253A%3BHAH8D6Ea_ai9vM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.cfballiance.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2014%252F01%252Fpretty-short-afro-hairstyles-slodive-35714.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.cfballiance.com%252Fafro-hairstyles-for-men%252F%3B600%3B480 But I bet all them house party gumby/eraserhead motherfuckers are hiding their past now.

stef -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:44:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather he already explained he was trying to be complimentative. It was a snarky comical way of saying he found her hair attractive. "I would totally do you but you need to fix that janky weave first." The ultimate compliment [:D]

Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:46:47 AM)
Gone, destroyed, redacted. I am a child of the 70s so corduroys, nike sneakers, giant shoestrings, wide belts, and my glasses could set houses on fire if you looked at the sun. Not to mention I was a complete nerd in all AP classes, so yeah. None exist

Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:52:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather he already explained he was trying to be complimentative. It was a snarky comical way of saying he found her hair attractive. "I would totally do you but you need to fix that janky weave first." The ultimate compliment [:D] He actually never said janky, but here ya go, we have come up with this to clarify up any problems: quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather No, just next time send a disclaimer email first: Attention prospective email recipient, the person about to send you a message has a particularly witty and snarky sense of humor. If you wish to read his message as it is intended, it will be forthcoming. If you fear this may be interpreted as an insult or criticism, please feel free to block said member now, Thank you, the Management

mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:58:21 AM)
Couple three things, the apology was immediate if we look at timings, you were out here posting when I sent it, and took some time to get back to read, there is no last minute saves here, cuz I didn't need to do this, you already got me blocked, so alls well that ends horribly. The other two? nah fuck it. Too much has been made of this already. I shall prologue my missives with the legal accoutrements provided thru this thread discussion. It won't matter though.

chatterbox24 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 12:06:17 PM)
Maybe you should stick to HI [sm=lol.gif]

mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 12:07:25 PM)
Then I would get shit about one-liners, so its all pretty fucked, don't you think?

shiftyw -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 12:08:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BeautifulLotus SHIFTYW: quote: Except she said he apologized after- so her upset WAS NOT brushed aside- instead- met with an apology- which she chose to ignore, and then bring his message into the forums... This was brought to the forum BEFORE HE SENT THE APOLOGY. Thereby making the apology seem like a last minute save. Then I got a gold letter from the Mod (My apologies for making your first morning hell). But to the sender's credit, he sent me another email in which was included, an explanation of how it all transpired and asked me to forward it to the Mods. I did. I thanked him for his honesty in the matter and it was concluded. All is well. All is forgiven. Lotus [/font] The original post mentions the apology, and hasn't been edited. To me that says the apology came before you posted this. but it sounds as if there was cross posting- so sorry if that is where it got brought first.

mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 12:09:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather he already explained he was trying to be complimentative. It was a snarky comical way of saying he found her hair attractive. "I would totally do you but you need to fix that janky weave first." The ultimate compliment [:D] "I would totally do you but you need to fix that janky weave first. You got them two tracks out of place." I think that would get me more girls, huh?

KYsissy -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 12:10:14 PM)
Fr ottertail, bludgeoning delicate sensibilities since 2004.

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