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Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 2:48:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thompsonx


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I like my coffee like I like my women; black, strong, and bitter.

I AM DOMINEERING.
I AM MODERATE.





I prefer "hot strong and black"


Yeah, I drink tea, so that has to tell ya something



thompsonx -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 2:49:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather

swords to plowshares my friend, swords to plowshares



What the fuck good is a plowshare? I cannot carry it in a scabard nor can I operate it with one hand



thompsonx -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 2:51:02 PM)

I was born inappropriate, what ever shall I do?

Not only inappropriate but upside down as well[;)]



thompsonx -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 2:52:26 PM)

Eyefucked the shit out of your profile? How many motherfuckers would I have to kill? Unless he really envisioned placing his member into the ocular orifice of her web page, then slaughtering many potential prospects in order to win her affections, I would wager those statements were meant in a comical fashion

That would be because you have not seen the arsenal he calls a gun cabinet.



DesFIP -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 2:57:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather

swords to plowshares my friend, swords to plowshares



What the fuck good is a plowshare? nor can I operate it with one hand


Depends on the draft horse pulling. Some of them don't need much guidance.

Back on topic (more or less). I guess I'm the only one who assumed the sender was thinking "Damn, she's hot. I want to grab her by the hair, dragging her to her knees for a face fucking. Last thing I would want though, is for it to be fake hair which will get pulled out and cost a fortune to fix".

Of course, that was before I knew the sender was our very own Ron, who does indeed have an inappropriate sense of humor. I guess he ought to confine himself to emailing forumites who will understand what he says and take it the way he meant it.



Greta75 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:03:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi
I'm sorry but there is a big difference between suggesting a women has hair braids and asking her how tight her pussy is. I've had people ask me what kind of hair dye I use and I don't start long rants about how they should automatically know I don't dye it, nor would I jump into a rant like that and keep it going for 5 pages. He told her he was sorry, that should be all that needs to be said.

You're a man. Men don't care if their hair gets insulted. It's not something they value because they don't spend enough time trying to make it look good. Women take huge offense as we spend hours with making our hair look pretty. Last thing we need to hear is that, there is something wrong with it. It's a gender difference thing.



Darkfeather -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/14/2014 11:21:10 PM)

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JstAnotherSub -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 3:10:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi
I'm sorry but there is a big difference between suggesting a women has hair braids and asking her how tight her pussy is. I've had people ask me what kind of hair dye I use and I don't start long rants about how they should automatically know I don't dye it, nor would I jump into a rant like that and keep it going for 5 pages. He told her he was sorry, that should be all that needs to be said.

You're a man. Men don't care if their hair gets insulted. It's not something they value because they don't spend enough time trying to make it look good. Women take huge offense as we spend hours with making our hair look pretty. Last thing we need to hear is that, there is something wrong with it. It's a gender difference thing.


SOME women.



chatterbox24 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 6:28:59 AM)

File mishap dang it



mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:21:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi
I'm sorry but there is a big difference between suggesting a women has hair braids and asking her how tight her pussy is. I've had people ask me what kind of hair dye I use and I don't start long rants about how they should automatically know I don't dye it, nor would I jump into a rant like that and keep it going for 5 pages. He told her he was sorry, that should be all that needs to be said.

You're a man. Men don't care if their hair gets insulted. It's not something they value because they don't spend enough time trying to make it look good. Women take huge offense as we spend hours with making our hair look pretty. Last thing we need to hear is that, there is something wrong with it. It's a gender difference thing.



Women are not your first language either, are they? She is about as female as they come. She's got all the moving parts and so on.



thompsonx -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:21:44 AM)

ORIGINAL: DesFIP


Back on topic (more or less). I guess I'm the only one who assumed the sender was thinking "Damn, she's hot. I want to grab her by the hair, dragging her to her knees for a face fucking. Last thing I would want though, is for it to be fake hair which will get pulled out and cost a fortune to fix".

Of course, that was before I knew the sender was our very own Ron, who does indeed have an inappropriate sense of humor. I guess he ought to confine himself to emailing forumites who will understand what he says and take it the way he meant it.

Now where would be the fun in that?



thompsonx -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:25:10 AM)

Common' bring back da pics[:(]



mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:33:35 AM)

Do you know what remy costs up here?

Anyway some bad news and some good news.

A girl I know quite well came into my store, happens to be black. So, I showed her Beauts pic and says doesn't that look like weave to you, its so perfect, and with just a glance, she goes, no, those are dreds, they're real. Now I feel really cheap and I am fucked.

And just so you know, she is a lesbian and married to another black (although they are both mixed and describe themselves as so) they both have very white features in the face, but a dark tan, and rather like 3 to 3c hair type.

So, I am not gonna say some of my best friends are black, nor these are my best bottom bitches, because it ain't so. Dice is pretty much an impartial observer....then she said, 'Is she African?, because.......' (anyone? anyone? Bueller?) I will leave it to your imagination.


Theres the bad news, I feel so cheap, I'm a chump, and obviously of low wattage when it comes to the brains.


NOW......Here is the good news, kids. This thread has caused me a great many perves, more than my entire time here at CollarMe. I have wrote every one of those perves and said some really stupid crude shit to them in hopes that they will post it and increase my traffic. Now, while I have not had a firm offer from any one of these girls to be my cockslave, I have seen some massive MacGuffies, and good strong asses amongst other things, and I am quite sure it is only their shyness that keeps them from begging me.

I think this idea has some solid opportunities for me, and I am sure a suckling cockslave is in the offing for me.

GAWD, I love this town!!!!!!!



Greta75 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:40:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Women are not your first language either, are they? She is about as female as they come. She's got all the moving parts and so on.

Didn't know she is female, I assume she is male because her nickname "thishereboi", I interpreted as, "Over here is a boy". Never looked at her profile.

Anyway, there is a huge difference in asking if that was her real hair colour. I mean, I have a girlfriend who is platinum blond au natural, and boys always ask her if it's dyed blond or is that her original colour, because it looks amazing, and it does.

But I know if the guy asked her if she was wearing wig or is that her real hair, she would take offense.

If thishereboi was a female, I highly doubt she would feel complimented if a man asked her if her hair was a wig. Because in female talk, if your hair looks like a wig, there is a negative connotation to it because wig is a artificial look.

As compared to, "Is that your real hair colour?" Usually it's asked with amazement and admiration.

I mean, I dare boys to try saying to any girl, "Are you wearing a weave? Your hair looks amazing!" Probably gets bitch slap ha.




mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:53:03 AM)

Here is why it is spelled boi:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boi

She spells just fine. Last picture I saw of her, her hair was quite short, 'butch-cut' in fact, I think she would take no umbrage whatsoever in you thinking she was a male, but I think she is quite happy to have the female mix in there, given her sexual proclivities.

But she guards that part vociferously the 'boi' thing, she don't like effeminate, slight gay men to call themselves boi.

Get out of her way if she starts in on that shit, she is mordant about that stuff.


Maybe she is an English teacher, I dunno.


Ron



Greta75 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 7:58:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Here is why it is spelled boi:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boi



I learn something new today, didn't know "boi" refers to transgendered females. But if she identify more as a masculine female, then it still figures why she isn't sensitive things like that. She's not a girly girl.



freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 8:03:11 AM)

Not just transgendered girls.... biological females that present themselves as male-ish in most contexts too.



mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 8:04:05 AM)

I do not think she is what is technically necessary and sufficient to be 'transgendered' although we have never swapped pics of our moving parts. I think you could accurately say she is a transmogrified male (not so much female as in, transmogrified female).


But I dunno if she would like me speculating on this any more than Lotus did me her hair, she is very capable of speaking for herself.

Oh, yeah and when I was pointing out how very perfect the dreds were, Dice pointed to the little bit of shine on the hair of the picture and said, see? real. But she also said, yeah, excellent job on the dreds, you dont see that too often that perfect and uniform.

(BTW, I invited dice and her wife here, I am sure they will show up on this site in the near future). Not a huge (if extant at all) LGBT community or TNG community up here in the hinterlands, at the end of the road.



mnottertail -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 8:17:58 AM)

Girls...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=644931688928441&set=vb.533507816737496&type=2&theater


Inappropriate? Likely, I don't know what's right anymore.

But, goddammit, it's funny. Ain't nobody can deny that. He wants to tear that ass up in the worst way, but pride goeth before a fall, doughnut?



PeonForHer -> RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS (5/15/2014 8:28:38 AM)

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Theres the bad news, I feel so cheap, I'm a chump, and obviously of low wattage when it comes to the brains.


And you have a terrible hairstyle. Just saying.

Hey, is it possible to get nostril hair extensions? I want some that I can tie in plaits and put ribbons on.



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