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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 12:05:41 PM

CuriousAboutYou

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Yours was the best advice of all!
(The worst advice came from LookieNoNookie who, I know, only makes jokes and shouldn't ever be taken seriously.)

The video was from a guy who discussed how to avoid a chocolate check by first taking a laxative, either:
1. magnesium citrate liquid
2. or pills, he suggested the pills
3. or ingest a salt water flush

And then taking an enema, either:
a. with a weird looking bottle of an unnamed fluid,
b. or squishing a soda bottle of plain water up my asshole

Seems simple enough, but I never needed this before in my entire life!

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 12:28:45 PM

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I hope you watched that video ResidentSadist posted a link to. It was excellent. I only have a little more to add. You can take a laxative then do an enema, wait for an hour to pass, meet up with your play date...and still have a stinky butt ("swamp ass"). Before having a scene just take a baby wipe and use it all around your anus and butt crack area. That's what some of the women are doing when they're at a play party or whatever and use the ladies' room to "freshen up".

As for the dildo hurting...did she use lube? bo is sensitive to most lubes so we generally stick to Crisco. If it burned a lot, you might have been irritated by one of the preservatives used in the lube or some irritating chemical in the dildo itself.

If you're going to be having any kind of anal play...don't eat something with a lot of bran the day before. (Even enemas might not flush it all out. It's like having beach sand getting into an orifice during sex. OUCH.)

Whether you go back for more or eventually find someone else to play with, if your butt is too tight for comfortable play you can loosen it up on your own. Go online and look for small butt plugs, or get a small vibe (that has a handle or bulb or something at the handle end so you can't accidentally lose it up your rectum, lol). Or...you can get a Hitachi Magic Wand (a round headed, non-phallic looking vibe that can be used for nonsexual massage and plugs into the wall instead of using batteries) and hold it to your butt. The vibrations will loosen your muscles within five minutes.

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Edited to add that it had taken me a long time to type this (am eating and cats are trying to steal my food and/or walk on my keyboard) so I didn't get to see that the OP had posted again.

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...but I never needed this before in my entire life!

LOL

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 2:28:25 PM

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We probably should mention bung hole bleaching here as well. And Dorito stuffing.

Just saying this should be an omnibus Mr. Browneye care and feeding thread.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 3:38:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

We probably should mention bung hole bleaching here as well. And Dorito stuffing.

Just saying this should be an omnibus Mr. Browneye care and feeding thread.

Can we use the word "felching" without a gold bordered missif?

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 4:21:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: CuriousAboutYou

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I use Toluene or Acetone.

I'll try that. Thanks.

Terrible for your skin and very flammable.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 4:25:48 PM

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After I'm done, just to make sure I got everything out, I light a match down there.

Kill two birds with one stone, make sure everything is out and get rid of annoying ass hair.

Yea, might get rid if your ass too. Not me but a guy I knew, when the heat went out, just a drop on a fire in a can...shook the whole house.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 4:27:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: HunterS

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

We probably should mention bung hole bleaching here as well. And Dorito stuffing.

Just saying this should be an omnibus Mr. Browneye care and feeding thread.

Can we use the word "felching" without a gold bordered missif?

.....only if you are very careful.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 5:08:58 PM

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Old school enema....

Before the advent of all the high tech fever reducers and chemical laxatives (pre 1930s) the enema was quite a popular player on the roster of Doctor's procedures.

Common enema, for bound up bowels was a salt water enema. Not talking brine but a 0.7N solution, same salinity as body fluids. Plain water or very salty mucks with the electrolyte balance in the body.

For a very very thorough cleaning, like before surgery, an Epsom salts enema was called for. These days sodium citrate (Fleet's Enema - yes it isn't a brand name but named for a doctor) is more likely to be used clinically than the Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom Salts).

Now the cute one was used for heat stroke; the iced tea enema. Yes, exactly, cold sweet tea in an enema radically and immediately dropped the body core temperature, the tannic acid helped restore electrolyte balance, and the sugar helped bring up crashing blood sugar levels.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/20/2014 6:02:40 PM

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How do you clean your asshole before a meeting?

Call her about 3 hours before and remind her to shower

Oh, come on, somebody was going to say it ... eventually.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/22/2014 2:00:58 PM

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I sterilize the wide nozzle for my pressure washer, lube it up and insert. A 1-2 second pull of the trigger usually works. I highly recommend doing it outside or after putting down waterproof drop cloths.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/22/2014 8:34:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: bdsmboy73

I sterilize the wide nozzle for my pressure washer, lube it up and insert. A 1-2 second pull of the trigger usually works. I highly recommend doing it outside or after putting down waterproof drop cloths.

Using BDSMBoy's process, I recommend having some sutures lying around.

If you can't find someone to help you with that....suture self.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/25/2014 4:46:50 AM

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You discuss me writing such nonsense about the anus!

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/25/2014 11:44:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: gideonturnbull

You discuss me writing such nonsense about the anus!

Talking about the anus, on a discussion thread about the anus. Who would have ever thought that possible?

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 6/27/2014 3:48:14 PM

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Get an anal douche, use it a couple of times beforehand, you should be fine.

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RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? - 7/1/2014 7:59:56 AM

SinfulBashful

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Just flush your bowels out with water. I do 2 or 3 times until the water is running out of me clean. It won't last forever though... think after about 6 or 8 hours your risking mess again. Those fleet enemas are efficient but make you cramp up while purging.

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