joether
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In Pathfinder (i.e. Dungeons and Dragons 3.75 edition really), they have a language called 'Common'. "What is 'Common', Mr. GM" (the GM is the Game Master, whom brings the story to the players). "Its the most common language known throughout all the lands." "So if I'm in one land, the people there speak the same 'Common' as they do an ocean and lands away?" "yes" says the GM. "But here in the real world, English is spoken in America, but not that 'common' in Europe." "That is reality, this is a fantasy." "So if everyone speaks 'Common', why would anyone want to speak, 'Elvish'? (the player is playing a halfing) The Elf in the party chimes in, "Because we are snobs!" After a brief chuckle.... "So why would I want to learn to speak Troll?" "Well that's easy. If your character were ever to enter reality, he could speak to the Republicans fluently!" The GM states with a straight face....
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