Caretakr -> RE: Everyone should be like me! (7/10/2006 10:30:41 PM)
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this one was cute too:http://www.stevemartin.com/stop_the_presses/newsweek_78. php How many people have cats? Now let me ask you this ... do ya trust 'em? Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs ... and I gotta get 'em fast. What a drag ... I found out my cat was embezzling from me. You think you know a cat for ten years, he pulls something like this. I found out that while I was away, he would go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take 'em down to the bank and cash 'em ... disguised as me. I wouldn't have caught him, but I went out to his house, outside, where he sleeps ... and there was about $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. Any you can't return 'em 'cause they have spit all over them ...
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