LaMalinche
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Suddenly. . . The Demon of Doubt, Lord VandalHeart appears. Grabbing Bratling by her tresses, his eyes burn through the ropes that are holding her. "A spanking you say?" Bratling whimpers, "Yes" *sniff* "You have feared your punishment as it sits, long enough. Doubt no more." And with that, the Demon picks her up by her neck, swatting her tail. After a few, he sets her down, letting her crumple at his feet. "Do you still doubt your guilt, Bratling?"
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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