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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:06:35 AM   
sleazybutterfly


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*stomps foot..as she attempts to be a meanie*

< Message edited by sleazybutterfly -- 7/18/2006 11:40:09 AM >

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:08:29 AM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:10:14 AM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:11:27 AM   
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quote:




but tinkerbell was hiding in the closet, jumps out and knocks out the assistant, looking down at the assistant and doctor, takes the sharp blade, cut's benji's balls off, ooops the sleeping meds wore off and he lets out a long yelp and then boom the world blows ups and no one survives the nuclear explosion. Thus the Grand Finalle of the story.


Unbeknownst to the masses, a secret military base had just launched a generation ship to the uncharted regions of space, complete with a full complement of masochists, sadists, Masters, slaves, Tops, bottoms, Switches, all genders, all occupations, all orientations and a whole cargo load full of toys, costumes, leather goods, water, food (with extra peaches) and everything else needed to sustain life on another planet ...  and the story continues..

"Captain! Captain! The wang jammer is jammed and the crew are all wearing tutu's. Doc says he thinks they've all taken that new drug, XRT and they've lost their minds! Panic is running through the ship and the galley slaves are eating popcorn in the movie theater but there's no movie showing. The first mate is in sick bay with cramps and the cleaning service just called and won't be here until Tuesday! On top of it all, we just found a HUGE ..........

edited to add: Magic works in mysterious ways... ::chuckles::

< Message edited by BitaTruble -- 7/18/2006 11:14:04 AM >

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:16:03 AM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:20:45 AM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:21:56 AM   
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and bratling is hideing behind it doing naughty things to flutterbye!!!

(sorry couldnt resist)

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:30:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		What tinkerbell thought was benjis balls were really a fake set put there to foil the insane tinkerbell's evil plan. When she made the cut it didn't set off an nuclear explosion, it really set of benji's bowels. What she thought was the end of the world was just benji as his scat blew into to her face.

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:37:39 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

Dildo a huge dilto

and bratling is hideing behind it doing naughty things to flutterbye!!!

(sorry couldnt resist)



mmmm.... now Bratling... becareful what you start... I might need someone to finish.....

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:56:21 AM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 11:59:18 AM   
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bratling does naughty things

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:03:44 PM   
chantrea


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Status: offline 		so with the evil tinkerbell the story killer covered in scat, she is quickly bound, gagged and locked into a secure bunker... the Vet and VA make flutterby clean up the nasty mess as Level just stands in teh doorway, amazed

Meanwhile on board ship

Someone has smuggled in Star Trekkin, and all teh subs in the movie theather are singing along, having found the intership intercom, and are driving the rest of the ship out of their minds.... in a midguided attempt to seize control....


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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:07:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		The crew, those not occupied with XRT poisoning, and most of the passengers on the ship stood in awe around various viewing portals as the giant dildo floated past, silent, foreboding and glistening with what appeared to be some sticky substance in the cold vacuum of space.


Enigma blinked and peered closer at the tip.

"Is that..." she left the words unsaid but everyone knew what she was thinking.

The Captain turned away from the viewing portal and cleared his throat.

"Well, folks, the scientists on Earth were right.  We're fucked."

Sleazybutterfly blinked back a tear.

"Does this mean what I think it means, Sir?"

"I'm afraid so, my dear." Captain swallowed hard, his own voice cracking a bit.

At that exact moment, SavageFairie came running up to the group gathered around the Captain.

"Captain! There's a mutiny in progress and OMG, I just heard. Is it true? They found a giant used dildo and that it belongs to.."

< Message edited by BitaTruble -- 7/18/2006 12:09:33 PM >

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:14:03 PM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:19:32 PM   
slavejlb


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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:20:09 PM   
chantrea


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Status: offline 		Meanwhile, chantrea (who was taken aboard by Master Shreve) finds LaTigresse, and with a bag full of canned peaches and whipped cream and a conviently passing subbie boy, helps LaTigresse out with her peach fetish.  Leaving them to play as she goes to find the 'gorean' section of the ship, hoping that Master IB or Master Malkinius got on board.  Stopping by the window, she sees the giant, coated dildo and sighs, thinking bad, nasty, perverted thoughts, then after cleaning the puddle on the floor, continues her search.

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:25:53 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		bratling hides under Latigress' skirt in fear of the higet dildo

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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:27:54 PM   
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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:50:02 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		LT  tosses convient subby boy overboard to the Dommesharks and passes fresh peaches and whipped cream to brat hiding under her skirt. Grabs giant dildo and calls " oh sleazybutterflyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"


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RE: Lets write a story - 7/18/2006 12:56:31 PM   
sleazybutterfly


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Status: offline 		sleazybutterfly..pulls on her dildo proof thong..turns into SuperSwitch and comes to the rescue of Bratling...
 
*puts her hands together and calls to...Bratling.....
 
*wait bratling!...that's not whipped cream under LaT's skirt!....

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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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