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BitaTruble -> RE: Lets write a story (7/18/2006 11:11:27 AM)
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but tinkerbell was hiding in the closet, jumps out and knocks out the assistant, looking down at the assistant and doctor, takes the sharp blade, cut's benji's balls off, ooops the sleeping meds wore off and he lets out a long yelp and then boom the world blows ups and no one survives the nuclear explosion. Thus the Grand Finalle of the story.
Unbeknownst to the masses, a secret military base had just launched a generation ship to the uncharted regions of space, complete with a full complement of masochists, sadists, Masters, slaves, Tops, bottoms, Switches, all genders, all occupations, all orientations and a whole cargo load full of toys, costumes, leather goods, water, food (with extra peaches) and everything else needed to sustain life on another planet ... and the story continues..
"Captain! Captain! The wang jammer is jammed and the crew are all wearing tutu's. Doc says he thinks they've all taken that new drug, XRT and they've lost their minds! Panic is running through the ship and the galley slaves are eating popcorn in the movie theater but there's no movie showing. The first mate is in sick bay with cramps and the cleaning service just called and won't be here until Tuesday! On top of it all, we just found a HUGE ..........
edited to add: Magic works in mysterious ways... ::chuckles::
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