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desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:13:07 AM)
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Micheal Jackson was contemplating two things, ONE: Now that Macaulay Culkin was now of age and thus no longer an unmentionable if he should give him a ring later to chat him up and Two and mayhap more importantly if he could ever have the rest of his nose returned to him, I mean if they can remove half a nose, surely they can regrow one for him right? Anyway, Loki kicked Michael off his favorite chair and threw himself down upon it, stretching out he looked at the two men seated across from him as he steapled his fingers over his chest. "Don't look so defeated, friends, we lost the battle, not the war, Level has to be returned to Earth for the government's plot to work, and when he is, we shall be ready, and when he is least expecting it, we shall make our move, take what belongs to us and be done with Level once and for all, he will rue the day he so valiantly freed the slaves from our ranch." Loki's eyes glinted with a flash of anger as he recalled how Level, clad in black had stolen onto the grounds of Lokiwood and single handily rescued the girls, and those dumb bitches so happy to no longer be on the ranch or shipped to Gor went with him, practically throwing themselves at his feet. Why couldn't he be more like Level, so swave and debonaire, why did all the girls so stupidly want to marry him, why why WHY!?!?! Loki's mind railed while he sat showing no signs of his anger......

jezabelKH -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:27:56 AM)
but as one of the slaves that was sprung from Lokiwood, she snuck into Michael Jacksons mansion with her big purple plume headress which secretly had a dagger in it and killed Michael Jackson and the world on earth was a much better and safer place for innocent of the world, goes by and drops the knife in Loki's lap, He picks it up, and then the police raid the place. look's innocently down at her feet, i didn't do it, maybe the butler did? the police start interviewing the chimp feeder, Michaels personal make up artist, the on staff plastic surgeon, as jezabel sneaks out of the house, feathers and all to go become a nun at a catholic church near by, she turns in her purple feathers for a habit, well at least that was more realistic than life on GOR.

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 9:23:54 AM)
Little did Jezebel know that on all of the earth there was one group of pirates still marauding the seas. No she had no idea that these cut throats were anchoring off the shore. And not just any shore, no this one had a treasure on it, a treasure men had been seeking through out all time. What was it? Why were they here, currently climbing down the ropes of the ship with blades tucked between their lips? Even if Jeza had know the pirates were touching their booted feet to the sandy earth, she would never think to ask these questions as she tucked herself into bed in the warm but small room of the nunnery....

jezabelKH -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 9:39:54 AM)
the pirates of disneyworld, danced in sugar plum visions in her head as she slept.

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:00:30 PM)
AH yes, the sweet girl was sleeping, dreaming of pirates that could not hurt her, would not hurt her for they weren't real pirates. No, they weren't the kind who would sneak stealthily through the darkness of night, with blades glinting under the moon. No they weren't the kind who would take and steel, thieving from anyone in their path. No those Disney-world pirates were not the kind to slip into a nunnery, unnoticed seeking a treasure more rare then gold, more valuable then diamonds, no they were seeking the sweet moistness of virgin blood. No, our lass, our girl was quietly sleeping, sleeping so deeply that she did not even hear the foot falls right outside her own door.....

SavageFaerie -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:16:20 PM)
...and then to her wandering eyes did appear but Scooter Claus and all his jingling reindeer. "Come Jeza, tis no place for a one with a plumb as bright as yours" his eyes twinkling in a happy evil kinda way. "A nunnery is no place for one such as you... He gathers her up with plumage in tow and dumps her in the sleigh full of toys, especially made for all the bad girls and boys, and takes her away to......................

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:37:13 PM)
Just as Scootercluase swept Jeza away into the night with a very "merry "Ho Ho Hoooo-yeah baby, I'm getting some tonight" CrappyDom decked out in thigh high boots, a white billowy shirt and tight tight oh so sexy leather pants burst into the room, with Waywardsoul right at his back, the stench from his piretey breath breathing down Crappy's neck the two men dropped their jaws as they gazed into the empty room. "Wha' the feck is this?" Wayward cursed "Tis an emp'y room ma'e" Crappy responded "Bloody 'ell" he spit out as he checked under the bed for a scared hiding virginal lass. "Nay a thing." He said holding up the empty blankes from the bed. His temper rising with the deflation of his hard on, crappy turned on his foot and headed out the door, down the hall to.......

puella -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:49:01 PM)
His fabulous and fantastical Italian-Catholic wedding, where dozens upon dozens of lovely lasses from Collarme were decked out in fabulous fetish finery at the alter. The organ began playing, and finally, with a tear of tender emotion trickling down his cheek , he saw his most beloved bride, puella, coming down the aisle, her eyes fixed upon him... well, until she looked over and saw Lordandmaster amids the masked guests sitting in the congregation, grinning roguishly as he fanned himself with the official writs, entitling him to le droit du seigneur... and with a shiver of the night before her, she... (sorry dancer, I just couldn't resist!)

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:49:43 PM)
Meanwhile, on that far away planet Level was kissing Puella hard on the lips. Oh how he missed the taste of woman, it had been to long now, all of these night passed with planning and the company of men when he'd rather be between the thighs of one of his harem girls. He suckled the throb throb throbbing pulse of Puella's velvety lip and quirked a half smile. "Mmmm" He thought as he slid the tip of his wet tongue back then forth between the seam of her lip, working his way into the honeyed heat of her mouth. "I could spend days fucking this one, oh yes, this one is coming back to earth with me." Level's mind losing the battle between reasonable thought and the sweetness of Puella's lips he said screw it to reasonable thought and undid his pants just as the door swong open. "Oh goddamnit" Level shouted as he quickly tucked himself back into his tight black jeans. "Does god have some evil plan that am I never to get laid?" He grumbled as Puella slipped from his arms to stand behind him. MrDiscipline44 didn't even blink an eye as he watched his favorite kajira clinging to Level. "Come here now, slave." He ordered and pointed to his feet. Pouting to herself, Puella slipped to her knees and crawled to MrDiscipline44. How she wondered, how had she come to b e slave girl and kajira to such a hard cruel man? She knew, knew what she had to do to escape him, but was she brave enough, that was the question....

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:51:06 PM)
((puella Im sorry I missed your post while I was writing..I'll see what I can do to add it))

puella -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:51:18 PM)
... on second thought, the wedding can wait... I haven't picked out my dress yet, and I haven't gotten that much action in ages!

puella -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:52:45 PM)
hehe! Not on your life, toots, I like your bit waaaaaaaay better!

SavageFaerie -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:53:56 PM)
to his mighty surpise saw the little tiny door at the end of the hall. He listened and turned to WayWardSoul. "Bloody 'ell mate do ye 'ear what I 'ere?"as his ear picked up the the sounds of faint bells and jingles of a desertdancer near. He puzzled and fuzzled and flecked in rage. "This door I see is tooo tiny for me."

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 12:54:53 PM)
"Wait" Level's commanding voice rang out into the room. "Do not move any closer to him Puella, for you are MY bride, I am your lord and master now. Puella's mind raced, Nooooo!!! She cried quietly inwardly, for she knew this was not so, for even though she had already been wed to this oaf, her heart was already given, given to a man she'd never met as she marched down the wedding isle, yes that man, that an was truly her Lordand Master, and she knew just knew that one day she would escape these two idiots (level and MrD) and find her true Master, she would search land and sea for him for he was all that mattered to her, once she rid herself of these two....

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 1:00:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie to his mighty surpise saw the little tiny door at the end of the hall. He listened and turned to WayWardSoul. "Bloody 'ell mate do ye 'ear what I 'ere?"as his ear picked up the the sounds of faint bells and jingles of a desertdancer near. He puzzled and fuzzled and flecked in rage. "This door I see is tooo tiny for me." ((oh noo, no no you cruel girl * giggles* Ok I can do this) Crappy's eyes narrowed as he saw the slender veil clad girl slip into the tiny door, the chiming of her bells making his pulse race, he quickly unsheathed his blade. ((No silly not THAT blade, the one of steal, you naughty reader)) and with a cry of masculine piratey rage he hack hack hacked at the small wooden door, splintering it into tiny pieces.....

chantrea -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 1:09:41 PM)
Meanwhile, chantrea pranced around Master IB's house all naked (cause after all, clothing is a privilege), humming annoyingly every second as she was jsut so happy to be in His steel with His Lady.... Meanwhile Meanwhile... LordandMaster bursts in and quickly dispatches CrappyDom and MrD with two quick shots from His kailla bow, grabbing puella by the hair (like all good gorean Masters) and binding wrists behind her back while......

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 1:10:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer quote: ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie to his mighty surpise saw the little tiny door at the end of the hall. He listened and turned to WayWardSoul. "Bloody 'ell mate do ye 'ear what I 'ere?"as his ear picked up the the sounds of faint bells and jingles of a desertdancer near. He puzzled and fuzzled and flecked in rage. "This door I see is tooo tiny for me." ((oh noo, no no you cruel girl * giggles* Ok I can do this) Crappy's eyes narrowed as she saw the slender veil clad girl slip into the tiny door, the chiming of her bells making his pulse race, he quickly unsheathed his blade. ((No silly not THAT blade, the one of steal, you naughty reader)) and with a cry of masculine piratey rage he hack hack hacked at the small wooden door, splintering it into tiny pieces..... "Is ye daf' ma'e?" Wayward chuckled as he watched his friend blindly hack hack hacking at the small wooden door 'Ain' no way ye is gonna ge' yer ass through tha' door ma'e, did yer mum drop ye on yer hea' or is ye jus' this daf' on yer own makin'? Crappy's palm fisting he fought the eurge to throttle Wayward "Dow' tha' there rabbi' hole is a wee lass ma'e an she be lookin' fer attentions o' a man, lad...see me drif' here?" Crappy responded and watched as wayward drew his own blade...

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 1:12:06 PM)
((Chantrea your writing is priceless))

jezabelKH -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 1:13:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer "Wait" Level's commanding voice rang out into the room. "Do not move any closer to him Puella, for you are MY bride, I am your lord and master now. Puella's mind raced, Nooooo!!! She cried quietly inwardly, for she knew this was not so, for even though she had already been wed to this oaf, her heart was already given, given to a man she'd never met as she marched down the wedding isle, yes that man, that an was truly her Lordand Master, and she knew just knew that one day she would escape these two idiots (level and MrD) and find her true Master, she would search land and sea for him for he was all that mattered to her, once she rid herself of these two.... So she jumped on a boat and went out to sea, to search for her one true love, and Posidon The God Of The Sea decided to take her as a bride and crashed her ship as she sunk to the bottom of the ocean to be heard of no more. no where to be seen or heard from again in the dark ocean which is now her grave. LordandMaster will search the sea for the rest of his life and He takes the sea for his wife.

chantrea -> RE: Lets write a story (7/16/2006 1:14:17 PM)
((LOL priceless would be the word for it... lol, to much time r/ping in Gorean rooms... i could so go more descriptive but then there wouldn't be nothing left!))

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