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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 2:52:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

My experience is that it happens more often the other way around. Especially at my job. The men's room gets so nasty that even the guys don't want to use it any more. For that reason I never go in one.

Guys, please learn to aim!


Listen up, you gorgeous grinning harlot, it's one way or the other; aim to please, or please aim. I'm not a multi-tasker, so which is it?




RockaRolla -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 2:59:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

My experience is that it happens more often the other way around. Especially at my job. The men's room gets so nasty that even the guys don't want to use it any more. For that reason I never go in one.

Guys, please learn to aim!


Listen up, you gorgeous grinning harlot, it's one way or the other; aim to please, or please aim. I'm not a multi-tasker, so which is it?

If you can "please aim," aren't you aiming to please? Because she's now pleased that there aren't puddles around the toilet?




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 3:01:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

My experience is that it happens more often the other way around. Especially at my job. The men's room gets so nasty that even the guys don't want to use it any more. For that reason I never go in one.

Guys, please learn to aim!


Listen up, you gorgeous grinning harlot, it's one way or the other; aim to please, or please aim. I'm not a multi-tasker, so which is it?

If you can "please aim," aren't you aiming to please? Because she's now pleased that there aren't puddles around the toilet?


So, double talk is your game I see. You cannot trick me, I'm far too stupid to understand any of it.

Jus sayin




sexyred1 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 3:17:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75

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ORIGINAL: MariaB
On the contrary, I find French men to be very gentlemanly but then I probably know a fair few more than you do. My French grandfather was the perfect gentleman.

I think your grandfather was not the norm.
Even my french girlfriend told me it's true, and she never married her own french men, and agrees with me, that what I want in a man, all the chivalry and protectiveness and all that stuffs, I am not gonna get from a french guy.

I have maybe met at least a hundred french guys in my lifetime so far, and never met one who is cool.



Really Greta75, you do make many sweeping generalizations.

I dated a French chef once. Not only could he whip up a gourmet meal with 3 ingredients, but he was very gallant and protective.

As for your bathroom debacle, I would have told bathroom boy to shut the fuck up, and walked out.

You don't need protecting, you can speak up for yourself.




RockaRolla -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 3:23:15 PM)

I worked for a French couple once. They were a cold, apathetic bunch.

I later worked with a French chef. He was aging and bitter, but had a soft spot for his female coworkers.

French people are a mix, just like any other nationality.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 3:31:41 PM)

I've had loads of good experiences with French stuff; French fries, French toast, French dressing, and my favorite French dish is a French sœur sandwich... one the best freakin sandwiches EVA!

Jus sayin




DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 4:04:22 PM)

I wonder if it was on purpose that a conversation about bathroom habits spiraled into a monologue about french men... I feel like I walked into the beginnings of a bad highschool joke




shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 4:41:56 PM)

yall are just making me hungry...
But for real? No French people are cool? Silly and kinda rude statement.




Greta75 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 5:12:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1
You don't need protecting, you can speak up for yourself.

While I can speak for myself, but to me, that's the man's job, otherwise, why have a man?




Greta75 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 5:13:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

yall are just making me hungry...
But for real? No French people are cool? Silly and kinda rude statement.

I said I haven't met one that was cool. Which is totally different from no french people are cool, every culture has exceptions. I just find them extremely ungentlemenly. That's my experience with them, that's all.




Greta75 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 5:17:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MariaB
Just as I don't believe all Chinese men have small dicks, you shouldn't believe all French men are ungentlemanly.

It's true that most chinese men have small dicks. Local condoms or Japanese condoms cannot fit caucasian men. Or at least, I've never had sex with a caucasian men that I could squeeze a local condom on. Some things are matter of fact, but it doesn't matter to me, since I don't get vagina orgasms, so dick size don't bother me. As I said, it's a matter of most. But 100% of french men I have met so far are not nice, so yea, maybe the baddies hang out here. Okay as a friend, but not okay for like how a man should treat a woman. I don't like how they treat women. But it's funny why french women out here stereotype their men the same way. Of course these are the ones who don't marry their own countrymen for the same reasons.




DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 6:05:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75

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ORIGINAL: MariaB
Just as I don't believe all Chinese men have small dicks, you shouldn't believe all French men are ungentlemanly.

It's true that most chinese men have small dicks. Local condoms or Japanese condoms cannot fit caucasian men. Or at least, I've never had sex with a caucasian men that I could squeeze a local condom on. Some things are matter of fact, but it doesn't matter to me, since I don't get vagina orgasms, so dick size don't bother me. As I said, it's a matter of most. But 100% of french men I have met so far are not nice, so yea, maybe the baddies hang out here. Okay as a friend, but not okay for like how a man should treat a woman. I don't like how they treat women. But it's funny why french women out here stereotype their men the same way. Of course these are the ones who don't marry their own countrymen for the same reasons.



Every asian guy I have slept with has been bigger than every black guy.... I have always had the most statistically illogical luck though...




shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 6:25:20 PM)

What are we talking about?




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 6:32:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

What are we talking about?



Monkeys. Your reading comprehension is lacking, shifty.

Jus sayin




shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 6:38:45 PM)

If its a bathroom for monkeys, that I would avoid. I'm not into poo flinging, but if a lady wanted to use that monkey bathroom- I wouldn't judge her, gender roles, species roles- WHATEVER.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 6:55:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

If its a bathroom for monkeys, that I would avoid. I'm not into poo flinging, but if a lady wanted to use that monkey bathroom- I wouldn't judge her, gender roles, species roles- WHATEVER.


It's easy to say that, shifty, but monkeys are racists thugs with all their bandanas, funky music, cat calling, and all that other shit. You wouldn't last two seconds in a monkey bathroom, you pasty white human.

Jus sayin




UnholyBear -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 6:56:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

I've had loads of good experiences with French stuff; French fries, French toast, French dressing, and my favorite French dish is a French sœur sandwich... one the best freakin sandwiches EVA!

Jus sayin



With a side of poutine????




UnholyBear -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:01:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75

Why no men are replying!!! I want to know how men feel about it!



Well.......never had that experience so this man can't honestly say one way or another.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:02:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

I've had loads of good experiences with French stuff; French fries, French toast, French dressing, and my favorite French dish is a French sœur sandwich... one the best freakin sandwiches EVA!

Jus sayin



With a side of poutine????


I don't think so. There may have been flavored condoms involved, but it was a long time ago and I couldn't understand a word they were saying.




shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:02:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

If its a bathroom for monkeys, that I would avoid. I'm not into poo flinging, but if a lady wanted to use that monkey bathroom- I wouldn't judge her, gender roles, species roles- WHATEVER.


It's easy to say that, shifty, but monkeys are racists thugs with all their bandanas, funky music, cat calling, and all that other shit. You wouldn't last two seconds in a monkey bathroom, you pasty white human.

Jus sayin



Don't bait me into getting back on that soapbox.
Although, I'm admittedly so lost in the way this thread went I'm not sure what to rant about...




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