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UnholyBear -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:03:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

I've had loads of good experiences with French stuff; French fries, French toast, French dressing, and my favorite French dish is a French sœur sandwich... one the best freakin sandwiches EVA!

Jus sayin



With a side of poutine????


I don't think so. There may have been flavored condoms involved, but it was a long time ago and I couldn't understand a word they were saying.



Need me to give you private lesson?




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:04:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw


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If its a bathroom for monkeys, that I would avoid. I'm not into poo flinging, but if a lady wanted to use that monkey bathroom- I wouldn't judge her, gender roles, species roles- WHATEVER.


It's easy to say that, shifty, but monkeys are racists thugs with all their bandanas, funky music, cat calling, and all that other shit. You wouldn't last two seconds in a monkey bathroom, you pasty white human.

Jus sayin



Don't bait me into getting back on that soapbox.
Although, I'm admittedly so lost in the way this thread went I'm not sure what to rant about...


Just pick something at random, everyone else did.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:05:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

Need me to give you private lesson?


I would say yes, but somehow I think I'd get rookie-do'd into that house slave thing.




shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:05:32 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




UnholyBear -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:09:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

Need me to give you private lesson?


I would say yes, but somehow I think I'd get rookie-do'd into that house slave thing.


But just think, you'd have your very own Daddy Bear and I'd hug you and cuddle you and feed you and call you George.




FieryOpal -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:22:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit
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Just as I don't believe all Chinese men have small dicks, you shouldn't believe all French men are ungentlemanly.

It's true that most chinese men have small dicks. Local condoms or Japanese condoms cannot fit caucasian men. Or at least, I've never had sex with a caucasian men that I could squeeze a local condom on....

Every asian guy I have slept with has been bigger than every black guy.... I have always had the most statistically illogical luck though...

Well, I've never been with either, so I wouldn't know. But are there that many Asian dudes around to sleep with? Are you sure they weren't Asian-American (2nd Gen)? cuz some of them with a more Westernized diet can get quite big and tall, dunno about how it affects them down there, proportionally.

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so dick size don't bother me.

Did you bump your head, honey? [:D]




littleladybug -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:33:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

Well, I've never been with either, so I wouldn't know. But are there that many Asian dudes around to sleep with? Are you sure they weren't Asian-American (2nd Gen)? cuz some of them with a more Westernized diet can get quite big and tall, dunno about how it affects them down there, proportionally.


Well, that could be another reason for women to enter a men's room..."scientific studies". [:D]






DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:45:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal


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ORIGINAL: Greta75
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ORIGINAL: MariaB

Just as I don't believe all Chinese men have small dicks, you shouldn't believe all French men are ungentlemanly.

It's true that most chinese men have small dicks. Local condoms or Japanese condoms cannot fit caucasian men. Or at least, I've never had sex with a caucasian men that I could squeeze a local condom on....

Every asian guy I have slept with has been bigger than every black guy.... I have always had the most statistically illogical luck though...

Well, I've never been with either, so I wouldn't know. But are there that many Asian dudes around to sleep with? Are you sure they weren't Asian-American (2nd Gen)? cuz some of them with a more Westernized diet can get quite big and tall, dunno about how it affects them down there, proportionally.

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ORIGINAL: Greta75

so dick size don't bother me.

Did you bump your head, honey? [:D]


Back when I was a teenage hooker I didn't really bother asking people where they were born... my owner at the time was born in japan though so I'd say he was first generation... though I don't really bother with getting that politically correct. Getting people to all think the same way has never been my m.o. It's more fun to throw a wrench in things and see what falls out




shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:51:55 PM)

^ Sweetie- I hope by teenage you mean 18, otherwise a mod will likely be along to spank you. May want to edit that.




DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 7:55:57 PM)

I left it vague... let them spank if they want, if they feel a need to censor they can. I don't lie or change my mind to make someone feel better or worse.




FieryOpal -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 8:03:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littleladybug

Well, that could be another reason for women to enter a men's room..."scientific studies". [:D]

With a clipboard, or a measuring tape? [8D]

OP, I've been fortunate to not have to use the men's room. At the movies, I once accidentally walked into one that was unoccupied. As soon as I spotted the urinals, I knew I was in the wrong place.

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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit

Back when I was a teenage hooker I didn't really bother asking people where they were born... my owner at the time was born in japan though so I'd say he was first generation... though I don't really bother with getting that politically correct. Getting people to all think the same way has never been my m.o. It's more fun to throw a wrench in things and see what falls out

Well, that would give you a larger sample size (no pun). I'm sorry to learn your Owner pimped you out like that. Japanese men are an assorted bunch from what I hear. There is a mixture of aboriginal Ainu strains dating from a couple thousand years ago, the original inhabitants of Japan and Okinawa.




DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 8:15:40 PM)


All in the name of science, I heard that for a study to be accurate you need at least 30. No apologies needed I knew what I was doing, he saved my life in a sense and I pay my debts... as soon as that was up I booked it. He was only half japanese, Vietnamese was the other... but yeah I read the same studies I think. Chinese natives went over and mixed with the natives and that made the japanese. Those that stayed pure can be distinguished by having a lot of body hair.




Moderator3 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:03:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit

I left it vague... let them spank if they want, if they feel a need to censor they can. I don't lie or change my mind to make someone feel better or worse.


What moderators do is not censoring, it is keeping within the laws that apply and what makes this site able to remain here to be accessed. We are not asking anyone to lie or change their story. Underage activities are a tricky thing and members that risk trouble for the site tend to not stick around because we cannot allow certain things. We have to have rules and it is what it is. If you consider that censorship, well, to you it is. To us, it is keeping the site available to others.

Each member agrees to the terms of service and every site I know of, has them. It is unfortunate that we must have moderators to keep people from putting a free site they can benefit from, at risk.




DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:23:24 PM)

As I said, free to take it down if you feel the need




Moderator3 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:26:09 PM)

Thank you for your permission.




FieryOpal -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:32:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit

All in the name of science, I heard that for a study to be accurate you need at least 30. No apologies needed I knew what I was doing, he saved my life in a sense and I pay my debts... as soon as that was up I booked it. He was only half japanese, Vietnamese was the other... but yeah I read the same studies I think. Chinese natives went over and mixed with the natives and that made the japanese. Those that stayed pure can be distinguished by having a lot of body hair.

I'm going to re-post, since I'm past the 1-hour editing window: [Originally@11/16/2014 11:03:33 PM]

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ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
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ORIGINAL: littleladybug

Well, that could be another reason for women to enter a men's room..."scientific studies". [:D]

With a clipboard, or a measuring tape? [8D]

OP, I've been fortunate to not have to use the men's room. At the movies, I once accidentally walked into one that was unoccupied. As soon as I spotted the urinals, I knew I was in the wrong place.

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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit

Back when I was a [redacted] hooker I didn't really bother asking people where they were born... my owner at the time was born in japan though so I'd say he was first generation... though I don't really bother with getting that politically correct. Getting people to all think the same way has never been my m.o. It's more fun to throw a wrench in things and see what falls out

Well, that would give you a larger sample size (no pun). I'm sorry to learn your Owner pimped you out like that. Japanese men are an assorted bunch from what I hear. There is a mixture of aboriginal Ainu strains dating from a couple thousand years ago, the original inhabitants of Japan and Okinawa.




DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:35:16 PM)

And thank you for being so polite, I understand that being a moderator can be a thankless job. I never hold it against the workers, they are just messages and you have my full permission to take down any future posts I may make on the boards that automatically make people think of how much the lawyers will cost. It was a pleasure doing business with you.(that may have come across as sardonic, but I can assure you it's earnest, if not a bit silly)




sexyred1 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:46:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75


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You don't need protecting, you can speak up for yourself.

While I can speak for myself, but to me, that's the man's job, otherwise, why have a man?



Oh, I don't know....companionship, sex, fun, friendship, carrying heavy bags, installing air conditioners, killing bugs, any number of things.





DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 9:53:39 PM)

What wussy woman cant install her own air conditioner?

Bugs understandable, the bigger they are the longer the poison takes to run it's course




sexyred1 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/16/2014 10:11:23 PM)

I cannot pick up a heavy air conditioner and install it.

Plus I have gorgeous nails, so can't risk breaking one.

No wuss here!




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