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YouName -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/19/2014 3:11:46 PM)
o.O Da fuck? If I see a disgusting toilet I am never returning to eat at that place again, how is there less pressure?

RockaRolla -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/19/2014 3:24:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YouName o.O Da fuck? If I see a disgusting toilet I am never returning to eat at that place again, how is there less pressure? I was referring to the staff bathrooms in the back of the house, that customers don't go to. The OTHER bathrooms are open to customers and I'm not sure what the difference is between those and "public bathrooms."

Zonie63 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/19/2014 5:54:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 My x-husband actually sits on the toilet seat to pee. He doesn't stand and pee on it. Which is quite good. So his aim will always be true. I didn't insist he did that, he just always did that since day one I met him. But so nice for men to have that choice. Stand and aim, or just sit and pee, it still works. As to how men dirty toilet seat, I am getting very technical here, I have seen many men peeing, because I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly. Some of it may not necessarily be a matter of aiming either. Some men might experience a bit of dribble after it might feel like they're done urinating. So, even if one aims well and has a nice steady stream going right into the toilet, there might still be a few unexpected drops that come out afterwards.

Zonie63 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/19/2014 6:17:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YouName Ye Greta that doesn't quite sound right. But sitting is just relaxing anyway so as long as the doctor says its cool then why not At home I mostly chillax while sitting down too! Zonie, those public toilets, yup. Never enter them! Heck I'll rather take a chance and pee behind the bush. Not quite the choice for you ladies though, sorry! In almost every place I've been to you can use the bathroom of a restaurant, even a shop...if you ask politely! It depends on where you are, though. In some downtown areas which have a lot of homeless people, local shops put up signs that say "no public restrooms" or "restrooms for customers only." Some shopkeepers would just say "it's broken" if anyone came in off the street and asked to use the restroom. I don't think it generates that much customer ill-will, since most people seem to understand the reasons why they have to do it. But that might also keep potential customers from a certain area, if they can't get convenient access to bathroom facilities if they need to go. I remember back in the day, there used to be pay toilets. But that didn't work out since people would destroy the locks or try to crawl under the stall to avoid paying. I think they were also the subject of a gender discrimination lawsuit which pretty much put the kibosh on pay toilets, although I don't recall the exact reasons.

DerangedUnit -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/19/2014 6:52:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zonie63 quote: ORIGINAL: YouName Ye Greta that doesn't quite sound right. But sitting is just relaxing anyway so as long as the doctor says its cool then why not At home I mostly chillax while sitting down too! Zonie, those public toilets, yup. Never enter them! Heck I'll rather take a chance and pee behind the bush. Not quite the choice for you ladies though, sorry! In almost every place I've been to you can use the bathroom of a restaurant, even a shop...if you ask politely! It depends on where you are, though. In some downtown areas which have a lot of homeless people, local shops put up signs that say "no public restrooms" or "restrooms for customers only." Some shopkeepers would just say "it's broken" if anyone came in off the street and asked to use the restroom. I don't think it generates that much customer ill-will, since most people seem to understand the reasons why they have to do it. But that might also keep potential customers from a certain area, if they can't get convenient access to bathroom facilities if they need to go. I remember back in the day, there used to be pay toilets. But that didn't work out since people would destroy the locks or try to crawl under the stall to avoid paying. I think they were also the subject of a gender discrimination lawsuit which pretty much put the kibosh on pay toilets, although I don't recall the exact reasons. I've worked at a pharmacy, we had to put locks on our bathrooms because people were going in there to shoot up and leaving syringes lying around... but the locks were on the entrance

MariaB -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 12:44:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xgender quote: ORIGINAL: MariaB quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly. Next time you see that you should suggest your lover goes to see a urologist for further evaluation. Its called split streaming and can be caused by an obstruction. LOL, that's happened to me a few times - the split stream - and I can say it's a bitch to try and figure out which stream to aim at the target. :D Haahaa[:D] I once knew a woman who could pee up a wall whilst standing up. I've never been so envious. I was reminded of her when I went to Glastonbury festival and found a stall selling something called a "she pee". Needing a cubicle toilets at that festival means a long wait and you see women sitting on the rim of the urinals having a pee but those who had a "she pee" just discreetly peed into the basin like a guy. I was impressed so I bought one but I was hopeless with it. The first and only time I used it I may as well of peed my pants [&:]

MariaB -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 1:12:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 It's actually quite common and nothing to do with obstructions at all. If the glans near the urethral opening has any sort of fat around it, the pressure of the pee itself doesn't always make the opening into a nice neat round hole. It will often force an opening at the upper and/or lower parts making two, often independant, streams that tend to want to go off in different directions. Also, like any tap (faucet) that has a pressurised stream, it often drips, making a third dirction to try and control. Moreover, the slightest movement from inside or outside or change of pressure from the internal stream could (and often will) change the direction of any one or more of the external streams. So... taking aim, even when in close proximity of the target, can be easily missed. [:D] I know its fairly common. I used to work in a urology department and saw a lot of men and some women as well as plenty of baby boys with this problem. What you can't say is, its nothing to do with obstruction at all because it can be caused through STD's, urethral scarring (often caused from passing kidney stones), congenital defects or prostatism. With youngsters is often a minor birth defect that can be remedied early on. Most GP's will shrug it off and say its nothing to worry about and most of the time it isn't but its always worth getting checked out because if it is something it needs to be looked at.

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 4:18:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MariaB What you can't say is, its nothing to do with obstruction at all because it can be caused through STD's, urethral scarring (often caused from passing kidney stones), congenital defects or prostatism. With youngsters is often a minor birth defect that can be remedied early on. Talk about the voice of doom and gloom! lol. What I can say, of all the guys I know that have or had this problem (and that runs into more than 4 digits), not a single one of them have ever had a "problem" of the variety that you speak of. In urology, you will see an abnormal proportion of these problems because that is what they have gone there for. It's a bit like working in the skin cancer clinic and decalring that every spot someone gets means you have to go get it checked because it might be a melanoma! Really Maria, you are a scaremonger at times. [:D] I would posit that there are less than 0.001% of guys that have the problem due to one of the reasons you mentioned. For the vast majority, it's just one of those things in nature like having 4 fingers and a thumb on your hand. I'm not saying it can't be one of those reasons; just very very unlikely.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 5:08:25 AM)
FD, I run in to it from time to time... but of late I am only fucking all night from time to time resulting in early AM split stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el2vd_GU4fE

MariaB -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 5:35:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 Talk about the voice of doom and gloom! lol. What I can say, of all the guys I know that have or had this problem (and that runs into more than 4 digits), not a single one of them have ever had a "problem" of the variety that you speak of. In urology, you will see an abnormal proportion of these problems because that is what they have gone there for. It's a bit like working in the skin cancer clinic and decalring that every spot someone gets means you have to go get it checked because it might be a melanoma! Really Maria, you are a scaremonger at times. [:D] I would posit that there are less than 0.001% of guys that have the problem due to one of the reasons you mentioned. For the vast majority, it's just one of those things in nature like having 4 fingers and a thumb on your hand. I'm not saying it can't be one of those reasons; just very very unlikely. Not at all. All I'm saying is don't presume its nothing till you have been told its nothing. I would appreciate a scientific link regarding those statistics. Scaremongerer? now you wouldn't be referring to the heart thread I started would you? I sincerely hope not but if not, what else have I supposedly scaremongered about?

YouName -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 3:57:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RockaRolla quote: ORIGINAL: YouName o.O Da fuck? If I see a disgusting toilet I am never returning to eat at that place again, how is there less pressure? I was referring to the staff bathrooms in the back of the house, that customers don't go to. The OTHER bathrooms are open to customers and I'm not sure what the difference is between those and "public bathrooms." Ah, well the public bathrooms I think people are referring to are like the booths that exist in public places like streets or train stations or such, no? Sometimes they are pay-to - use tho. That's alrigth tho, but only if there's someone there, not if its an automatic lock system, those are usually the worst. Zonie, sucks to hear the thing about the pharmacy...Ye youre right.

shiftyw -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/20/2014 7:11:03 PM)
^ We don't really have that so much here in the states- at least not to my knowledge/experience...

MercTech -> RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom (11/26/2014 9:26:08 AM)
This topic reminds me of a bar in Memphis. Early 1980s just off Beale Street there was this bar with a floor show. (young sailor's just noted "floor show" and didn't realize it was a cross dressing cabaret). The expressions were priceless when you went to the bathroom and saw three doors; "men", "women", and "other". It was even better that all three doors opened into one large room of urinals and toilet stalls. Ladies, have you ever noticed that seminal fluid is sticky? When it tries it is like glue. A fellow really doesn't notice that a bit of fluid leakage has glued shut that little urethral opening. You take aim; pointing carefully... And the first spray takes off at a 45 degree angle. A bit of a tug and squeeze can limber up a stuck nozzle.. but when the eyeballs are floating the first spray can go wild. Trust me, guys don't like to miss. Other than getting a chest to floor urinal installed I've yet to find a method to prevent the occasional wild hose. Now, if you want to be kind to the next fellow, wipe up your wild hose with a bit of toilet paper and toss. But, some of those public toilets remind me of the old joke about pole vaulting crabs.

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