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DeviantlyD -> Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/24/2014 11:56:04 PM)
I have a confession to make. It isn't pretty but it's the truth and I can't hide it anymore. I have a condition called Exiled Minion Frenzy! Yes everyone...I have succumbed to the frenzy of worshipping the tyrannical one, ExiledTyrant!!! I have no shame in admitting my wanton worship of the one and only ET. Use me Tyrant! I need to be used and abused as the slutty little minion I have become. If you have Exiled Minion Frenzy too, join me in my endeavour to become a member of his harem of libidinous minions!!! NOTE: Respondents should possess a sense of humour or risk hurting themselves.

Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 12:19:21 AM)
Like he needs a fucking ego boost. Me, on the other hand could use an ego boost. Follow me instead. I cook.

DeviantlyD -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 12:40:43 AM)
Oh Gauge! You always make me laugh! The imperious Emperor ExiledTyrant also cooks...at least that's what he tells me and I know he would never tell a fib! (I feel disgraceful for even imagining he could!) Got anything else in your bag of tricks? :D

Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 12:50:51 AM)
Sure... plenty in fact. I sing, play bass, I write, I help old ladies across the street, I've never kicked a puppy and I am a snappy dresser, and I can clean up after myself when I cook. I could go on, but it would sound like I am a billboard. There is one other thing... it is not terribly important and hardly worth mentioning... I can lick my forehead.

DeviantlyD -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 12:54:13 AM)
Yes, but the question is...do you enjoy licking your forehead? When I get to old lady status, you might be very helpful to have around! Can I call you then? ;)

Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 12:57:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD Yes, but the question is...do you enjoy licking your forehead? Well, I certainly don't enjoy licking anyone else's forehead. quote: When I get to old lady status, you might be very helpful to have around! Can I call you then? ;) I'm not that easy.

smileforme50 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 4:15:39 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] OMG...you folks are too much....thanks for the wonderful laugh to start my day. But on to more serious matters.....ET or Gauge? A very difficult choice.... Gauge is....smooth..... ET has that wild....sexy beard reminiscent of Ted Kaczynski.... They both claim they can cook.... But Gauge says he can clean up after himself... But I think the deciding factor will be..... ....which one of them puts the seat down?? (Or maybe we can have them campaign and see who wins an election?)

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 4:23:37 AM)
Puts the seat down? Okay, I look at it like this, if you fall in the toilet because the seat is up, I am going to assume that humiliation is your kink and I am going to point, laugh, take pictures, call friends, and upload video to youtube if I have time. Naturally, I won't be quite so cruel if using the toilet was your first or second time, but I am operating under the premise that you've been using the "big girl potty" for X years, your age, - 1-2 years. Jus sayin

InHisHeart -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 4:41:19 AM)
Does it have to be one or the other, can't it be both? Decisions, decisions.........[sm=ofcourse.gif]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 4:45:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: InHisHeart Does it have to be one or the other, can't it be both? Decisions, decisions.........[sm=ofcourse.gif] I can share with Guage. I get you on days that end in Y, but you're always going to Him tomorrow.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 5:20:23 AM)
Well, since I've already eaten of the fruit of The Tyrant, I feel that in order to make an educated comparison between ET and Gauge, I'll need some equal time What say you, Gauge? Taste test?????

ydd -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 5:23:44 AM)
Steampunk vs bass player....hmmmmmm. They both have wonderful senses of humor. Gauge's forehead licking skills are interesting......I wonder what else that tongue can reach.

smileforme50 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 5:32:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant Puts the seat down? Okay, I look at it like this, if you fall in the toilet because the seat is up, I am going to assume that humiliation is your kink and I am going to point, laugh, take pictures, call friends, and upload video to youtube if I have time. Naturally, I won't be quite so cruel if using the toilet was your first or second time, but I am operating under the premise that you've been using the "big girl potty" for X years, your age, - 1-2 years. Jus sayin Actually..... I haven't fallen in since I was about 6. And now my ass is too big to let me fall in even if I tried. For me it's more a matter of being tidy and orderly .....after you're finished using somethong, you put it back in its proper place. Dishes in the cabinets.....clothes in the closet and drawers...... Toilet seat DOWN! Just sayin...

smileforme50 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 5:35:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Well, since I've already eaten of the fruit of The Tyrant, I feel that in order to make an educated comparison between ET and Gauge, I'll need some equal time What say you, Gauge? Taste test????? Here Here!! I think that's the perfect idea...., taste tests all around!!! Them let the decisions be made!

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 5:37:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant Puts the seat down? Okay, I look at it like this, if you fall in the toilet because the seat is up, I am going to assume that humiliation is your kink and I am going to point, laugh, take pictures, call friends, and upload video to youtube if I have time. Naturally, I won't be quite so cruel if using the toilet was your first or second time, but I am operating under the premise that you've been using the "big girl potty" for X years, your age, - 1-2 years. Jus sayin Actually..... I haven't fallen in since I was about 6. And now my ass is too big to let me fall in even if I tried. For me it's more a matter of being tidy and orderly .....after you're finished using somethong, you put it back in its proper place. Dishes in the cabinets.....clothes in the closet and drawers...... Toilet seat DOWN! Just sayin... I have no problem with putting the lid down, as long as it is both of them.

smileforme50 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:42:08 AM)
You mean the lid and the seat together.... But not just the seat with the lid open? I don't have a problem with that. It reduces the risk of things accidentally falling in. I just don't like the whole seat being left up. Hmm.....now I'm back to favoring ET..... Such a difficult decision! ( totally off topic but....). When I first moved into my apartment, the toilet kept clogging every 3rd or 4th time I used it. After several repair attempts my landlord finally dismounted the whole thing...and found large parts of a CELL PHONE )

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:47:15 AM)
Ya know, babe, your apartment is starting to sound more like a chamber of horrors rather than an apartment. When you factor in the broken bathroom door and your sadistic tendency to slide M&M's under the door to your captives and then the odd skittle with the S removed. Jus sayin

shiftyw -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:00:40 AM)
Hey they promised to double team me, I don't have to choose! fans self

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:22:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw Hey they promised to double team me, I don't have to choose! fans self Just a hiccup in logistics, we are resolving that presently. You don't have any issues with hoods and panel vans, do you?

shiftyw -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:25:33 AM)
It depends...does the van have port hole windows?

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