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Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:56:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

With a sprinkling of Gauge



That is an ugly rumor.




Blonderfluff -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:04:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Well, since I've already eaten of the fruit of The Tyrant, I feel that in order to make an educated comparison between ET and Gauge, I'll need some equal time

What say you, Gauge? Taste test?????




Well, I have to say, if you have been to McDonald's and enjoyed it... eating at Tavern on the Green will ruin you for life.

Your choice, but don't blame me if nothing else will ever compare.

I'll happily take that chance.....
<3




UnholyBear -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:32:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

Shifty isn't topping from the bottom.
You're bottoming from the top.

Jus sayin


Okay, so I'm reading your smart ass remark and decided to quote from one of the greats. So I ran through my short list; Plato, Socrates, Shakespeare, Marcus Aurelius, Voltaire, and finally decided on the best and most appropriate quote:

Suck my dick! -Ron Jeremy



o.O




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:42:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

Your iambic pentameter needs work.



I just spooged when I read this line.




UnholyBear -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:45:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear


I feel I must step in as The Resident Manwhore and remind everyone that I succumbed all those years ago!!!!

Yes Gauge is a fairly good looking man yet he still has a bit of that baby face quality, on the other hand: Tyrant oozes that raw sexual dangerousness that draws this Bear like a moth to a flame! Not only that but he has face FUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooof

I see all you women talking about licking....which just to make make the point.......the Bear SWALLOWS. BTW Tyrant you also need a salad tossing or 5?




I am updating my profile picture. I have face fur. I just don't look like Satan.



Erm.... just don't know what to say?





UnholyBear -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:51:01 PM)

ugh




ydd -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 7:56:58 PM)

Shall we buy him a new razor Bear?




UnholyBear -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:04:34 PM)

That I shall leave it up to you, Blonder, swifty and sexyred. Just don't want to see Gauge have to wear goggles and a hazmat suit so I'll just sit here in the shadows drinking rum.




shiftyw -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:27:06 PM)

I notoriously hate facial hair.
I am not a good judge of this.

I'm a feminist. I'm bitter I have shave my pussy for a man to touch me, so I make them shave their faces. Although current man hasn't shaved in AGES, I should really go on strike and stop shaving...




Greta75 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:32:41 PM)

I like bristles, but not a beard, mustache, goatee.

And I really love clean shaven dick and balls. I just love the sight of it, with no hair blocking my view.





Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:35:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I notoriously hate facial hair.
I am not a good judge of this.

I'm a feminist. I'm bitter I have shave my pussy for a man to touch me, so I make them shave their faces. Although current man hasn't shaved in AGES, I should really go on strike and stop shaving...


Is it bad that I read this as, "I'm a biter."




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:36:56 PM)

I am still waiting for my message board avatar to update...




DeviantlyD -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:43:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Yes, but the question is...do you enjoy licking your forehead?



Well, I certainly don't enjoy licking anyone else's forehead.


Perhaps that's why you have no minions. ;)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

When I get to old lady status, you might be very helpful to have around! Can I call you then? ;)


I'm not that easy.


That's not the scuttle butt I've been hearing spread around about ya. ;)




shiftyw -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 8:44:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I notoriously hate facial hair.
I am not a good judge of this.

I'm a feminist. I'm bitter I have shave my pussy for a man to touch me, so I make them shave their faces. Although current man hasn't shaved in AGES, I should really go on strike and stop shaving...


Is it bad that I read this as, "I'm a biter."



well...
that also...




DeviantlyD -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 9:02:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: ydd

Steampunk vs bass player....hmmmmmm. They both have wonderful senses of humor. Gauge's forehead licking skills are interesting......I wonder what else that tongue can reach.


Let's just say, I have never had to buy Q-tips.



Ear wax? Ewwwww!!

*hard limit*


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

Here Here!!
I think that's the perfect idea...., taste tests all around!!! Them let the decisions be made!


I feel so cheap.

Like a free sample of salsa at the grocery store.


What I extrapolate from the above is that you only want the feel your own tongue touching ya.

:D

*makes note*


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

They would be there for your comfort! And WAIT...

Does the hood have a hole? I mean cause I was under the impression you two weren't touching balls this whole thing...


You would be correct... I will not be touching balls. Nor will I be fondling meatwhistles, gnawing on male balloon knots, or even having eye contact. I will wear welding goggles and a hazmat suit.



Oooooo, does that mean I can? *drool*




shiftyw -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 9:55:25 PM)

FYI Gauge- my avatar no longer changed on its own after "modgate"- I had go into the "profile" on this side and change it...I don't know why..




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 10:22:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

FYI Gauge- my avatar no longer changed on its own after "modgate"- I had go into the "profile" on this side and change it...I don't know why..


Ding ding ding ding ding!!!

Nailed it!

Thanks :)




shiftyw -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 10:26:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

FYI Gauge- my avatar no longer changed on its own after "modgate"- I had go into the "profile" on this side and change it...I don't know why..


Ding ding ding ding ding!!!

Nailed it!

Thanks :)


Just wanted to see more of you hot stuff! [;)]




GoddessManko -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 10:29:36 PM)

Bummer, I wanted to use an avatar of the cancelled show Daria's main character, holding a skull in a thespian Macbeth-esque way. I feel it so accurately portrays the "inner me". If I use it on the profile side it's likely someone will report it (such violations!), like they did when I used a picture from a comic book. So naturally, I started disrobing.[:D]
And can we call it "penisgate" from now on? Seems like a more fun name. Forgive the rhetoric.




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 10:42:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GoddessManko

a thespian



We have a few of those on the boards.




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