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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 2:14:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50


I'm not 100% sure that he didn't! I mean ...,we haven't heard from DeviantlyD since that little exchange with Gauge at the start of the topic.

We haven't seen DeviantlyD and ET on this topic at the same time.



Just sayin....,


Either I suck at sock puppetry or she's still at work.

Jus sayin




sexyred1 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 2:16:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

Shifty isn't topping from the bottom.
You're bottoming from the top.

Jus sayin


Okay, so I'm reading your smart ass remark and decided to quote from one of the greats. So I ran through my short list; Plato, Socrates, Shakespeare, Marcus Aurelius, Voltaire, and finally decided on the best and most appropriate quote:

Suck my dick! -Ron Jeremy


Out of all those cultural icons you choose the unappetizing Ron Jeremy?

[8|]






ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 2:18:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

Shifty isn't topping from the bottom.
You're bottoming from the top.

Jus sayin


Okay, so I'm reading your smart ass remark and decided to quote from one of the greats. So I ran through my short list; Plato, Socrates, Shakespeare, Marcus Aurelius, Voltaire, and finally decided on the best and most appropriate quote:

Suck my dick! -Ron Jeremy


Out of all those cultural icons you choose the unappetizing Ron Jeremy?

[8|]





Ron Jeremy was the only one that had an appropriate quote, although I could've quoted Ron Melby, it would've just been semantics.




sexyred1 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 2:22:12 PM)

It would be interesting to say suck my dick with a Shakespearean flair.

You know they all did it, those lusty, bawdy Elizabethans.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 2:39:33 PM)

Now then, lusty harolot, thou shall boweth before me, taking bend of knee, and thusly gobble my delight. For man, all that he is, all that he shall ever be, must now be reconciled and set glorious in his delight to truly find his place among the heavens. His rightful place, lofted upon high from that humble place you have taken before him, knees lain to dirt, yet pleasure divine.

-William Jeremy Shakespeare




mnottertail -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 2:41:07 PM)

Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper.

Masturbatio




smileforme50 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 3:36:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper.

Masturbatio


Shouldn't that be "Fetcheth"?




RockaRolla -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 3:48:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper.

Masturbatio

Your iambic pentameter needs work.

Yours too, Ty!




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 3:58:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper.

Masturbatio

Your iambic pentameter needs work.

Yours too, Ty!


Let's say, for sake of argument, that I am from Missouri. SHOW ME.

Jus sayin




RockaRolla -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 4:35:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper.

Masturbatio

Your iambic pentameter needs work.

Yours too, Ty!


Let's say, for sake of argument, that I am from Missouri. SHOW ME.

Jus sayin
Fetcheth me a blowdrier, thou good wench.
For I must needs set heat upon thy lunch.

(Yes, "supper" would've been the more proper word to use, but "lunch" works better here.)

Now then, thy lusty harlot, thou shalt bow,
Before me, now, and taking bend of knee,
Thusly gobble my delight , in all, for man
For all that he is and that he shall be,
Must now be reconciled and set as God
And truly find his place among the Heavens.
His lofty place, lifted up upon high
From that humble place that before which you take,
Your knees in dirt yet give pleasure divine.

You're welcome.
Jus sayin




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 4:56:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla


Now then, thy lusty harlot, thou shalt bow,
Before me, now, and taking bend of knee,
Thusly gobble my delight , in all, for man
For all that he is and that he shall be,
Must now be reconciled and set as God
And truly find his place among the Heavens.
His lofty place, lifted up upon high
From that humble place that before which you take,
Your knees in dirt yet give pleasure divine.

You're welcome.
Jus sayin



Thou hath bested me, oh Slutty one.

Jus sayin




smileforme50 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 5:51:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper.

Masturbatio

Your iambic pentameter needs work.

Yours too, Ty!


Let's say, for sake of argument, that I am from Missouri. SHOW ME.

Jus sayin
Fetcheth me a blowdrier, thou good wench.
For I must needs set heat upon thy lunch.

(Yes, "supper" would've been the more proper word to use, but "lunch" works better here.)

Now then, thy lusty harlot, thou shalt bow,
Before me, now, and taking bend of knee,
Thusly gobble my delight , in all, for man
For all that he is and that he shall be,
Must now be reconciled and set as God
And truly find his place among the Heavens.
His lofty place, lifted up upon high
From that humble place that before which you take,
Your knees in dirt yet give pleasure divine.

You're welcome.
Jus sayin



That's BEAUTIFUL! I love it!

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Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:45:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

I can share with Guage. I get you on days that end in Y, but you're always going to Him tomorrow.


You can share with me when you spell my fucking screen name right. Until that time, you only get the women on months spelled with all consonants.




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:48:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Well, since I've already eaten of the fruit of The Tyrant, I feel that in order to make an educated comparison between ET and Gauge, I'll need some equal time

What say you, Gauge? Taste test?????




Well, I have to say, if you have been to McDonald's and enjoyed it... eating at Tavern on the Green will ruin you for life.

Your choice, but don't blame me if nothing else will ever compare.




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:49:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ydd

Steampunk vs bass player....hmmmmmm. They both have wonderful senses of humor. Gauge's forehead licking skills are interesting......I wonder what else that tongue can reach.


Let's just say, I have never had to buy Q-tips.




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:51:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

Here Here!!
I think that's the perfect idea...., taste tests all around!!! Them let the decisions be made!


I feel so cheap.

Like a free sample of salsa at the grocery store.




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:52:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

Hey they promised to double team me, I don't have to choose! *fans self*


A promise we can keep.

Pass the tanning butter.




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:54:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

They would be there for your comfort! And WAIT...

Does the hood have a hole? I mean cause I was under the impression you two weren't touching balls this whole thing...


You would be correct... I will not be touching balls. Nor will I be fondling meatwhistles, gnawing on male balloon knots, or even having eye contact. I will wear welding goggles and a hazmat suit.




sexyred1 -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:55:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Now then, lusty harolot, thou shall boweth before me, taking bend of knee, and thusly gobble my delight. For man, all that he is, all that he shall ever be, must now be reconciled and set glorious in his delight to truly find his place among the heavens. His rightful place, lofted upon high from that humble place you have taken before him, knees lain to dirt, yet pleasure divine.

-William Jeremy Shakespeare



That is so much better!




Gauge -> RE: Exiled Minion Frenzy (11/25/2014 6:55:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear


I feel I must step in as The Resident Manwhore and remind everyone that I succumbed all those years ago!!!!

Yes Gauge is a fairly good looking man yet he still has a bit of that baby face quality, on the other hand: Tyrant oozes that raw sexual dangerousness that draws this Bear like a moth to a flame! Not only that but he has face FUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooof

I see all you women talking about licking....which just to make make the point.......the Bear SWALLOWS. BTW Tyrant you also need a salad tossing or 5?




I am updating my profile picture. I have face fur. I just don't look like Satan.




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