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fyrekittyn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 11:13:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SmokeyM Ok sad thing is.. being a SAM I have said a few of those things to my Dominant in the past. As with the following: When they start to count down [much like a parent would do] Dominant says : 1 submissive says : 2 that kind of gets you to 3 really quick! Dominant says : 1 submissive says : 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish.. although the Dominant is laughing yer sooo gonna get it! Dominant says : 1 - 2 - 3... submissive says : oh you can count to 3! lets see if you can make it to 5... well that don't help either.. Anyways don't want to give up all my SAM remarks.. blessins all. ~Smokey carefully takes notes... These are PERFECT to say to Sir!

littlemissub -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 11:20:50 PM)
You SAM's make me giggle.

kimmysue -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 11:26:52 PM)
I posted these oh so funny comments in another group that I am a member of... thanks for a great laugh!

Sub03 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 10:35:48 AM)
Wish I had the guts to say something like that to my Master. YEAY!!!! my second cuff.[:D]

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 10:42:38 AM)
1. does this "look" like Burger King? 2. hey, that tickles alot (when getting spanked) 3. it's my day off 4. it wasn't me, it was the one armed sub 5. your momma 6. that's not my job 7, do what to who? 8. are you done yet? 9. and this is my fault, because...? 10. you and what army? 11. is the meter stil running? 12. yawn wake me up when you're finished so i can watch tv. 13. but it's time for my favorite show. 14. can't make me. 15. ok, my turn. 16. you have to catch me first 17 are your legs broken 18. not in this lifetime 19. smile when you say that 20. you're not my mother

tpas69 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 3:20:01 PM)
Don't tell me you can't I'll come up with ways you can. Free advice for subbies out there D's can be inventive I could know I create alot of things. You can over come anything of you just come over.

Sasy -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 3:25:01 PM)
You hit like a girl got me a ........serious red ass

dgod -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 3:38:44 PM)
Ha! you will never get that in there, The paddle? its somewere in this room right now your very cold OOOOH, ben gay what are you going to do with that? rub it on your back old timer?

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 3:58:48 PM)
21. You want me to do WHAT? 22. i'm sorry, You were saying? 23. i didn't sign on for this 24. it's not all about You. 25. if You don't like it, fix it Yourself

ravn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 6:10:07 PM)
1) excuse me? what did You just call me? 2) un-unh, it's like this ya see.... 3) get on your knees and worship, it's not like you've got all day before you go to work! 4) back massage? pssshhh 5) yeah, sure you are...::giggle:: 6) oh, like THAT'S gonna hurt? 7) maybe you should wear the wrist brace to stiffen up that swing a little bit, you're going a little swishy on me 8) on yer knees biatch! 9) shut up and fuck me 10) you think you're gonna put that where? Yeah, right, i'd like to see you try! ( has gotten me in some very sticky/yet highly painful/pleasing situations!)

ladyhawk40 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 6:43:28 PM)
Ya'll , these are so funny but I don't am brave enough to use any of them.

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/14/2006 6:45:42 PM)
of course...my all time favorite thing (not) to say to a Mistress "Are we having fun, yet?"

LaMalinche -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/15/2006 12:06:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistresszarah I say cut them loose if they provide such a remark. The truth is they need us much more than we need them. There will be several standing in line to take their place. Wow, someone needs to invest in some superglue in order to keep their ass cheeks togeather, because your anal plug is coming out and it is making you cranky. Look, Zarah, we all know that you are the most awesome mistress out there, but really, on a forum board, especially the humor section, that is like saying that you are the smartest kid with down syndrome. If you have no sense of humor than stay out of the humor sections because it will just confuse you, and then all those poor subs and slaves will have to wipe all of the stupid off of the walls that you caused.

Irishblu -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/15/2006 2:46:02 AM)
1. You MUST be on drugs if you think I am going to do that. 2. Ok, I will agree to that, but you have to catch me first. 3. Who crapped in your corn flakes this morning? 4. Oh yeah? You and what army 5. Anyone ever tell you that you would do well with Anger Management classes? 6. Its 3 o'clock in the damn morning, get your ass out of bed and get it yourself, I'm tired. [sm=whap.gif]

litleone8620 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/15/2006 7:11:00 AM)
Unfortunately, i laugh hysterically when Master beats me. So he beats me harder. Also never say "whatever". I'm still feeling THAT one.

greneyedjewel -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/15/2006 7:31:37 AM)
Oh yes! Whatever, in any form, will make you pay. And it so hard not to say...

Cloudz -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/15/2006 7:05:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche quote: ORIGINAL: mistresszarah I say cut them loose if they provide such a remark. The truth is they need us much more than we need them. There will be several standing in line to take their place. Wow, someone needs to invest in some superglue in order to keep their ass cheeks togeather, because your anal plug is coming out and it is making you cranky. Look, Zarah, we all know that you are the most awesome mistress out there, but really, on a forum board, especially the humor section, that is like saying that you are the smartest kid with down syndrome. If you have no sense of humor than stay out of the humor sections because it will just confuse you, and then all those poor subs and slaves will have to wipe all of the stupid off of the walls that you caused. ROFLMAO - Now THAT'S FUNNY

LaMalinche -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/15/2006 8:04:05 PM)
Why thank you Cloudz. . . although part was inspired by a comment Bita once made. blush It just irks me when a poster goes to a humor board WILLINGLY, and gets their panties in a twist. Of course, perhaps Zarah does not wear panties and she merely wants them in a twist and so that is what is bothering her. *If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.*

SmokeyM -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/16/2006 5:30:13 PM)
LOL fryekittyn I sooo didn't give you those thoughts. Though I will say I have been caught a number of times when asked how I was doing to say "oh you started, I didn't know" [sm=biggrin.gif]

cheshireboy -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/16/2006 7:06:58 PM)
never laugh while they are giving you a lecture and then when they say "why are you laughing at me" its not wise to reply "cause you look so cute"

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