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ravn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/16/2006 7:46:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche quote: ORIGINAL: mistresszarah I say cut them loose if they provide such a remark. The truth is they need us much more than we need them. There will be several standing in line to take their place. Wow, someone needs to invest in some superglue in order to keep their ass cheeks togeather, because your anal plug is coming out and it is making you cranky. Look, Zarah, we all know that you are the most awesome mistress out there, but really, on a forum board, especially the humor section, that is like saying that you are the smartest kid with down syndrome. If you have no sense of humor than stay out of the humor sections because it will just confuse you, and then all those poor subs and slaves will have to wipe all of the stupid off of the walls that you caused. but..but..i don't wanna have to scrub the walls again! /cry

fyrekittyn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/16/2006 8:11:00 PM)
Telling the Dommy type, 'oh please, give me that and let me show you how to use it' WILL earn you bruises!

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 12:28:58 PM)
but, Mistress...i can't give You oral satisfaction...i've converted to veganism and not allowed to ingest human fluids anymore. LOL

ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 6:40:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistresszarah Any sentence beginning with "Dr. Phil said...." Thank you SO VERY MUCH for that idea. Going to use that at an appropriate time ... like when my butt is out of spanking distance. [sm=whap.gif] smiles and sunshine That lil brat

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 6:46:13 PM)
Mistress, can we appear on Jerry Springer?

ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 6:48:41 PM)
Whisper softly and all sexy like in his ear ... "I know where you sleep ... and I can stay awake longer than you."

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 6:52:34 PM)
really, Mistress...it's not that painful...maybe if You rared back a little further i might feel it more.

liltxsubby -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 9:05:01 PM)
"Yeah, right" "yeah...Good luck" Not saying a word but rolling the eyes after being told to do something (how many times has that gotten me a good spanking? "Why don't you do it"? after a long lecture......"Huh? I'm sorry, were you saying something"? "I'm calling your mother and tell her how mean you are!" "I swear I don't know where the tens unit, cane, etc is." "Didn't you want the leather whips washed?"

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 9:08:10 PM)
(while holding whip, cane, paddle or crop) "MINE!!!!!"

fyrekittyn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 9:09:50 PM)
takes more careful notes

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/17/2006 9:11:21 PM)
why should i always have to make the coffee...i don't drink that stuff, Mistress?

friskiesub -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:34:48 AM)
I feel for you (my mouth is ALWAYS getting me into trouble), but I have to say I was reading this while at work, and laughed out loud right into the phone. Thank you friskie

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:39:49 AM)
anything starting with "But Dr. Ruth says..."

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:41:59 AM)
how about..."Your not gonna wear THAT to the play party, are You Mistress?

akisha -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:45:53 AM)
Say with a scornful look on your face. "Ya right, Make me"

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:47:06 AM)
not tonight Mistress...i've got an ass-ache

DaddyDraco -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:47:26 AM)
(ACTUALLY HEARD THIS ONE!) Why can't i spank You sometimes? Can Y/you believe it?!?!?!?!

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 9:50:15 AM)
i donated all Your toys to GoodWill...maybe some "down on their luck " Mistress will get SOME use out of em

LotusSong -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 11:06:46 AM)
If your Domme turns her backside to you and asks "Does this leather teddy make my ass look big?" - LIE!

Cutiepie74019 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 11:38:47 AM)
ive said u cant catch me old mad before lets just say he did catch me ........ i never did that agian :p

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