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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: NookieNotes
How about this one............

.........The truth is you are simply average........

First off, I must say that I think you and your mustache are far above average. That man has no taste.

To add to your topic, I once got a stereotypical 'fuck my wife' letter. I kindly explained that I was looking for intimate live in relationships, not intimate sexual encounters that wouldn't lead to a live in situation. He got furiously mad at me because I wouldn't torture and fuck his wife.

What a hoot.

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It is my opinion, and you are welcome to ignore it. I very much doubt you care about my opinion in any case.

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ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar

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ORIGINAL: Bhruic

I very much doubt you care about my opinion in any case.

And you'd be wrong about that.

Being exposed to other's opinions is exactly the reason I spend my leisure time on this board.

Exposure to viewpoints far removed from the ones you currently hold is one of the easiest ways to keep neuron pathways plastic and pliable.

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ORIGINAL: NookieNotes

How about this one, in which he feels that it's appropriate to judge me and my appearance, despite the fact that my profile is not aimed at him, nor is his at me:

HIM:
You really should have at least just one revealing picture.

ME:
Why?

HIM:
Do you want the truth or do you want me to simply boost your ego?

ME:
Obviously the truth. Or why bother?

HIM:
Very well. The truth is you are simply average. Oh yes I am sure some men fall all over you trying to get between your legs but do they stay? Of course not. If they did you would not be here. So you are fooling yourself time after time into thinking you are hotter than you are. So with that said you have to try harder. You have to show more desirable men you have the goods. That you are not inhibited and that you are willing to take a chance.

This doesn't mean you have to give it all away immediately. But you do need to tease more and show yourself so that others can see your willing to put yourself out there.

ME:
Ahhh. I see.

Well, I'll tell you the truth, instead of boosting your ego in return.

I am of average looks. I know that. I don't have a problem with it. It's always been a benefit to me, actually. I have said many times I wouldn't like to look like a super-model. I would just be trouble, then.

I get plenty of attention, despite my average visage, because I am a sexual and sensual person, and people catch on to that fast.

Therefore, I have no shortage of suitors. Sure, you suggest they might not stay long... And that may be true in the experience of the LSE women you obviously prey on. They fall for words, and end up with nothing.

Oh, and I'm not a submissive. Not sure if you bothered reading my profile, or if your comprehension is less-than average, but I am primarily dominant, so simply pleasing and attracting men like yourself holds less interest to me than a dead ant on the sidewalk.

Best of luck to you in finding what you are looking for. *smiles*

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ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar

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ORIGINAL: crumpets

I believe the ability to assimilate complexity is the fundamental measure of intelligence.

so umm a person takes your data, assimilates it rapidly and based on their needs, refuse to utilize the information.... would that mean they are intelligent to you...or they just insulted you by saying thanks, but no thanks my way is better than yours...... Thank you, look forward to rapid assimilation of the data sent your way....


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would of preferred to be known as the singer formerly known as prince, but that tagline was grabbed already

(in reply to UllrsIshtar)

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ORIGINAL: J0K3ER

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ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar

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ORIGINAL: Bhruic

I very much doubt you care about my opinion in any case.

And you'd be wrong about that.

Being exposed to other's opinions is exactly the reason I spend my leisure time on this board.

Exposure to viewpoints far removed from the ones you currently hold is one of the easiest ways to keep neuron pathways plastic and pliable.

No. You spend you time snipe hunting .LMAO

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ORIGINAL: NookieNotes

From another conversation:

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ORIGINAL: crumpets
I have seen skits where gamers read messages off of some chat site, where the women are inundated with "wanna fuck" messages.
Having watched this in mirth, I wonder how realistic these messages are.

I said I'd start a topic about this. I'm going to share some of my real conversations. No names. No calling anyone out.

I'd love if others want to join in.

I know there was a thread about crazy messages from the other side that I used to participate in now and again. Can't find it. Anyone?

OK, here goes with the first one. Just yesterday:

HIM:
Hello very interested in your ad I'm 5 11 190 lbs am not bi but not shy either looking for long term friends with benefits I am free tomorrow if you would like to meet and talk in person have sex that's fine with me I'm ddf can be dominant or submissive into different things I live in ---- hope to hear back from you I will lick you to

(includes cock shot, CL ad specifically says not to send cock shots)

ME:
Thank you, but including a cock shot is not the type of man I'm looking for.

Best of luck in your search.

HIM:
Whatever fuck you you want it in your mouth
But don't want to look at it that's a dumb bitch

ME:
See? And you just proved that you are not the kind of man I want around.

Best of luck to you. With that attitude, you're really going to need it.

HIM:
Well you prove your not the type of bitch I want to fuck

HIM:
Won't be long fatso your post will be flagged

HIM:
Won't be long now post will be deleted anything else you put up I will flag miss piggy

So, here you have proof of several things:

1. Man wants to fuck.
2. Man sends cock in hopes of fuck, even when asked not to (probably didn't read)
3. Man is generally illiterate.
4. Man gets cranky when he is denied the sex.
5. Man decides to flag my ad based on said denial, and will now go through the effort of flagging every one of my ads he sees, because I didn't give him the sex.

Case in Point #1. I had 4 or 5 of these types just yesterday from ONE ad.

Anyone else want to join.

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Hi How are you, Question, I try to eat my own cum but I don't seem to be able to do it. can you give me any advice on this/, Thanks!

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Assimilating complexity is a byproduct of intelligence, not its fundamental measure. 
The fundamental measure is speed of assimilation. Higher speeds lead to the ability to handle more complexity, akin to how a top chef can handle a more complex recipe in the same time than the average home cook could. 

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ORIGINAL: J0K3ER

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Assimilating complexity is a byproduct of intelligence, not its fundamental measure. 
The fundamental measure is speed of assimilation. Higher speeds lead to the ability to handle more complexity, akin to how a top chef can handle a more complex recipe in the same time than the average home cook could. 

can you believe this rant zombie? .
As it has been defined by ALL dicktionaries and treasures , intelligence is
the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills. This is the defintion of intelligence in its simplest form, without going into too much details which leads to breaking intelligence down to its basic subsets. In fact, there isn't a consensus as to what constitutes intelligence in the first place. It is widely accepted that there are different types of intelligence. to name a few
●analytic,
●creative,
●and practical
An assessment of one's intelligence based solely on 《IQ's》 is likely to go awry.
It seems to me the "medusa" belief that intelligence could be assessed by taking a 5 minutes IQ Is based on her belief in the old theory that all types of intelligence are correlated.
Howard Gardner revised this by his theory of Multiple Intelligences, which set forth eight distinct types of intelligence and claimed that there need be no correlation among them.
And from the language side, it looks like I'm not the only one being tortured by Medusa's language. Her problem as I see it as a non native speaker myself, is :
It is easier to communicate with native English speakers if "you think in english"-
But in her case I assume she builds the intial thoughts in her native language and then translate them to English, so when her thoughts arrive in such a distorted structure they will appear more like the Cubism Art on the receiving end.

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A broken watch is still right at least twice in twentyfour hours...

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ORIGINAL: Awareness

Ah, I remember when ArPig's socks used to back each other up in threads. Great days.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemories.... light the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiiind.

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

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ORIGINAL: Awareness

Ah, I remember when ArPig's socks used to back each other up in threads. Great days.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemories.... light the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiiind.

deja moo all over again?

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ORIGINAL: Awareness

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

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ORIGINAL: Awareness

Ah, I remember when ArPig's socks used to back each other up in threads. Great days.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemories.... light the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiiind.

deja moo all over again?

Indeed. Reminds me of Canadian bacon.

Which brings me to a point. I had too look it up. WTF IS Canadian bacon.

Turns out it's "back bacon" which we in Australia call "middle bacon". Thankfully, it's still bacon.

I could've sworn some people tried to tell me it was ham.

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ORIGINAL: Awareness

Ah, I remember when ArPig's socks used to back each other up in threads. Great days.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemories.... light the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiiind.