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Lucylastic -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/16/2015 6:43:05 PM)

ooooooooooooooooooooh yes




dreamlady -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/16/2015 10:46:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

I want her to concentrate on not getting a cramp in her legs that are wrapped around my neck[;)]

Those damn pesky leg cramps! [sm=ugh.gif]

But I can't complain, I suppose a jaw cramp feels much worse. [sm=lol.gif]

DreamLady




NookieNotes -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 2:53:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

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Oh, and by the way, if during this act I have a moment to look at that ceiling and actually contemplate it?


I want her to concentrate on not getting a cramp in her legs that are wrapped around my neck[;)]


What about foot cramps from the toes curling so hard? Mmmm.




LadyPact -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 6:39:55 AM)

It ain't the leg cramps the guy who's doing it right has to worry about. Might want to bring the earplugs, though.




Lucylastic -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 7:07:38 AM)

LMAO @ the screamers:)
im SO not quiet.




LadyPact -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 7:26:57 AM)

Same but I never think about it in the moment. It's usually something I blush about afterwards.

Unfortunately, it's been my personal experience (and I know several women who say the same) that there are a heck of a lot more males (sorry, guys) who brag about how great they are at it than the ones who are actually good at it. Sure. Every once in a while, you'll hear a guy relate their experience that they received bad head. On the other hand, just about every woman over twenty-five has come across at least one sexual partner who was just plain lousy at it. You know the ones. You just want to look at them while they are between your legs and you want to say, "Honey, stop wasting your time and mine."




Lucylastic -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 7:39:58 AM)

The night I met my hubby...we were a one night stand, blind introduction from a mutual friend.
The following morning. He called me at work to arrange a date, I moved in with him that night. weve been together ever since
yes
the sex
was the best I had ever had. the oral was multi orgasmic on a strength I had never felt...evah, and he has been doing that for 30 years now.
It turned out we got on really well outside the bedroom too, but in the sack, fireworks. he didnt brag, he was happy and wanted to know how best to get that multiorgasmic bliss fest any time he wanted, he asked, he practised, he made me weak in the knees. I give as much as I receive.
But Ive never been able to put up with a lousy or selfish lover for long. Why should I:)





Greta75 -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 7:44:39 AM)

What a great story! Love hearing stories about ONS turning into full blown love.





Lucylastic -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 7:56:33 AM)

well thank you... It hasnt all been fun and games and weve been thru shit together, but yeah it worked out rather nicely...




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 9:14:49 AM)

Fr

Agree with LP up there. I've known a very few men who were good at it and it was fucking amazing. But most men (IMO) are awful at it; I'd much rather they not do it at all. The big problem I've found is that men universally think they're great at it, possibly because they're doing it at all. And you just can't tell them they're lousy at it. Too big an ego hit. I suspect that's what happens for a lot of women who don't like it.




Lucylastic -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 9:24:23 AM)

yup





Wayward5oul -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 9:51:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Fr

Agree with LP up there. I've known a very few men who were good at it and it was fucking amazing. But most men (IMO) are awful at it; I'd much rather they not do it at all. The big problem I've found is that men universally think they're great at it, possibly because they're doing it at all. And you just can't tell them they're lousy at it. Too big an ego hit. I suspect that's what happens for a lot of women who don't like it.


That may be it. So many men brag about it, I wish that they knew that women were rolling their eyes when they hear that. But I will say that not too long ago I briefly dated a man who could get me there every time, and quickly too. he always told me that he loved doing it, but he never bragged about his skills in that department.




Wayward5oul -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 9:53:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NookieNotes
What about foot cramps from the toes curling so hard? Mmmm.


I may have a small sadistic bone in my body, because I love causing the foot cramps. :)




Wayward5oul -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 9:57:24 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

It ain't the leg cramps the guy who's doing it right has to worry about. Might want to bring the earplugs, though.


Or ballgag. I was at a play party the other night, talking with some people, and we got to talking about people who were loud in the dungeon. I made the comment that that was one reason I didn't do public play, because I would be so loud. One of the women commented that she had me pegged as the very quiet type, never make a sound. I have one regular play partner, who just happened to be standing there by me, and when he heard that he snorted. Told them all that he is surprised the neighbors haven't called the cops yet.




LadyPact -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 10:38:13 AM)

Somewhere around here there's an old thread about a get together that was at a former member's house about five years ago. I'm pouring paraffin wax on one girl while a different former member was waxing another girl. One of the girls who was receiving the wax was extremely vocal about her enjoyment.

The neighbors call the cops. Home owner goes to the front door to talk to the cop. Before leaving, the cop says, "this isn't the neighborhood for orgy noises after 10:00 PM". That story got retold countless times by just about everybody in attendance.

Fast forward a few years. The last six months that I lived in AK, I had a sub who was excellent in the oral department. I happen to be a very loud, multi-orgasmic woman, and if I'm having fun, anybody in ear shot knows it. The sub, my husband, and I are sitting at the table having breakfast one morning. I'm getting ribbed about the noise level of the previous night. I'm laughing it off and said something about how I hoped I didn't wake the folks next door.

Without missing a beat, the sub looks at me and says, "Well, at least you found the right neighborhood for orgy noises after 10:00 PM".

I about died. [sm=LMAO.gif]




Lucylastic -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 11:00:28 AM)

jus sayin.....

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thompsonx -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/17/2015 11:08:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NookieNotes

What about foot cramps from the toes curling so hard? Mmmm.


Omg...I have just started getting those (I am old)mood breakers [:(]




crumpets -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/19/2015 9:23:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul
So many men brag about it, I wish that they knew that women were rolling their eyes when they hear that.


Methinks you don't know men all that well, when they're among other men, doing men-only things (you name what that might be, but, I'm thinking along the lines of the rough-and-tough stuff like athletics, or digging trenches, or climbing mountains, or bar-hopping, or flying airplanes off of carriers, etc.).

If you listen to the way men talk to men in those types of testosterone-fueled scrums, you'll realize it's a "normal" way of "communication", mano a mano.

By way of contrast, talking to a lady, men have to try to remember that their own mother is a lady.

Totally different style of communication.




Wayward5oul -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/19/2015 9:31:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: crumpets


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul
So many men brag about it, I wish that they knew that women were rolling their eyes when they hear that.


Methinks you don't know men all that well, when they're among other men, doing men-only things (you name what that might be, but, I'm thinking along the lines of the rough-and-tough stuff like athletics, or digging trenches, or climbing mountains, or bar-hopping, or flying airplanes off of carriers, etc.).

If you listen to the way men talk to men in those types of testosterone-fueled scrums, you'll realize it's a "normal" way of "communication", mano a mano.

By way of contrast, talking to a lady, men have to try to remember that their own mother is a lady.

Totally different style of communication.

None of which changes anything about my statement. I don't care what they say to each other. When they are hitting on women, many brag about it, and women roll their eyes.

But ftr, I think I understand men fairly well. The ones that I care to understand, anyway.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Oral Sex (Calling Ron!!) (9/19/2015 9:33:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Somewhere around here there's an old thread about a get together that was at a former member's house about five years ago. I'm pouring paraffin wax on one girl while a different former member was waxing another girl. One of the girls who was receiving the wax was extremely vocal about her enjoyment.

The neighbors call the cops. Home owner goes to the front door to talk to the cop. Before leaving, the cop says, "this isn't the neighborhood for orgy noises after 10:00 PM". That story got retold countless times by just about everybody in attendance.

Fast forward a few years. The last six months that I lived in AK, I had a sub who was excellent in the oral department. I happen to be a very loud, multi-orgasmic woman, and if I'm having fun, anybody in ear shot knows it. The sub, my husband, and I are sitting at the table having breakfast one morning. I'm getting ribbed about the noise level of the previous night. I'm laughing it off and said something about how I hoped I didn't wake the folks next door.

Without missing a beat, the sub looks at me and says, "Well, at least you found the right neighborhood for orgy noises after 10:00 PM".

I about died. [sm=LMAO.gif]


LOL... timing is everything! Very funny.




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