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RE: A man .. - 1/16/2016 2:32:47 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/16/2016 3:06:26 PM   
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My favorite joke has always been the incredibly twisted "Well, aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"


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RE: A man .. - 1/16/2016 9:02:47 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/17/2016 4:36:14 AM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/17/2016 8:12:57 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/17/2016 8:14:15 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/18/2016 3:23:00 PM   
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... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu.


I don't get it.

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RE: A man .. - 1/18/2016 3:24:01 PM   
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My favorite joke has always been the incredibly twisted "Well, aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"


Yep :)

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RE: A man .. - 1/18/2016 3:29:38 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/19/2016 8:20:33 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/21/2016 5:29:44 PM   
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... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu.


I don't get it.


Say it back to yourself out loud. ;-)


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RE: A man .. - 1/23/2016 10:05:51 AM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/27/2016 1:38:30 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 1/30/2016 3:26:00 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 2/1/2016 8:17:38 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 2/10/2016 3:56:39 PM   
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... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu.


You have NO future as a standup.

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RE: A man .. - 2/10/2016 8:57:33 PM   
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RE: A man .. - 2/11/2016 3:32:17 AM   
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... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu.


You have NO future as a standup.


You still don't get it, do you?


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RE: A man .. - 2/12/2016 1:27:47 AM   
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RE: A man .. - 2/12/2016 3:23:55 PM   
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... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu.


You have NO future as a standup.


You still don't get it, do you?



Guy walks in to a bar.

Remembered his glasses were in his pocket.
*****

Two guys walk in to a bar.

They looked at each other and swore "We'll, we'll that was pretty fucking embarrassing....we'll never do THAT again!!!"
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Three guys walk in to a bar, one says...."Haven't we been here before?"

Other 2 guys say "No....but next time, let's try the front door".


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