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PeonForHer -> A man .. (9/15/2015 12:41:47 PM)
... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu.

Kaliko -> RE: A man .. (9/15/2015 1:09:21 PM)
:) Corny jokes. My favorite. I about died the first time I heard "Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted."

PeonForHer -> RE: A man .. (9/15/2015 4:04:49 PM)
[:D] Profoundly feeble, Kaliko.

dcnovice -> RE: A man .. (9/15/2015 8:06:35 PM)
FR My favorite joke has always been the incredibly twisted "Well, aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"

PeonForHer -> RE: A man .. (9/16/2015 12:54:10 AM)
Ouch. Good, though.

Hillwilliam -> RE: A man .. (9/16/2015 3:26:02 PM)
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants walking over the hill? He said "Here come the elephants walking over the hill". What did he say when the elephants came walking over the hill wearing sun glasses? Nothing...he didn't recognize them.

LadyPact -> RE: A man .. (9/16/2015 3:57:52 PM)
Where's that double face palm pic where you need it?[:(]

dcnovice -> RE: A man .. (9/16/2015 4:08:50 PM)
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Kirata -> RE: A man .. (9/16/2015 4:29:12 PM)
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic. There were two fish in the tank. One was driving and the other was manning the gun. Q: What's blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint. Two guys stole a calendar. They each got six months. Q: Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? A: They're two tired. Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo! Two antennas got married. The reception was amazing. K.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: A man .. (9/18/2015 7:33:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. (I would not give up your day job).

MasterG2kTR -> RE: A man .. (9/19/2015 6:56:41 AM)
All right....if we're doing lame jokes...... Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A: Sheep Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Rabbit farts Two blondes walked into a bar..... you'd think one of them would have seen it Two gay men walked past the morgue one says to the other "you wanna stop in for a cold one?"

LookieNoNookie -> RE: A man .. (9/24/2015 5:09:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. Peon.....day job.....don't.

Bunnicula -> RE: A man .. (9/27/2015 4:40:09 AM)
A horse walked into a bar. The barman asked: "why the long face?"

Nthrall -> RE: A man .. (10/9/2015 9:01:10 AM)
A man swam into a bar. It was a sandbar. (I know it's not funny but it might be original)

L8bloomer -> RE: A man .. (11/25/2015 9:41:32 AM)
To the OP: Congratulations! That's probably amongst the top 10 worst jokes I've ever heard. ;) quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice FR My favorite joke has always been the incredibly twisted "Well, aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" Oh! dc, you may enjoy this one. I confess it made me laugh when I first heard it. :) When I die, I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather... ...and not screaming like his passengers. Heh. ;)

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: A man .. (11/25/2015 11:09:58 AM)
A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?'............ 'A Rectum Stretcher!' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked 'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge'... [8\|]

Baldrick -> RE: A man .. (11/25/2015 11:13:21 AM)
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny

DaddySatyr -> RE: A man .. (11/25/2015 12:19:54 PM)
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into a bar and the bartender said: "Hey! is this some kind of joke?" Michael

DaNewAgeViking -> RE: A man .. (11/25/2015 3:13:43 PM)
Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls, Jane grabs Tarzan by his balls. Now we know why Tarzan calls, Aaahhh Eeee Aaaah Eeee Ahhh Eeee Ahhh Eeee Ahhhh! [sm=jaw.gif]

littleclip -> RE: A man .. (11/25/2015 9:16:49 PM)
what do you call a cow that has had a hysterectomy de-calfinated why do they put bells around cows necks horns don't work

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