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RE: Mottos - 7/19/2006 3:23:13 PM   
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People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
 
Unless your heart, your soul, and your whole being are behind every decision you make, the words from your mouth will be empty, and each action will be meaningless. Truth and confidence are the roots of happiness.
 
 The remarkable thing i have is a choice regarding how i  will embrace each and every  day. i cannot change my past. i  cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. i cannot change the inevitable. The only thing i can do is play on the one string i have, and that is my attitude
 
Whatever i have tried to in my life, i have tried with all my heart to do my best. Whatever i have devoted myself to, i have devoted myself completely - and what ever i do today is just as important because i am useing a day of my life for it.
 


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RE: Mottos - 7/19/2006 9:24:45 PM   
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But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain?

I would fight the world for you, but I'm damned if I can figure out how to save you from yourself.

Now there's this about cynicism. It's the universe's most supine moral position. Real comfortable. If nothing can be done, then you're not some kind of shit for not doing it, and you can lie there and stink to yourself in perfect peace.

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force.

Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. You can waste... years, trying to get someone to give that respect to you, as though it were a sort of promotion or raise in pay. If only you do enough, if only you are good enough. No. You have to just... take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that and walk away. But that's hard. 

If you ever have to make a choice between learning and inspiration, choose learning. It works more of the time.  

Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.

If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way.
 
The really unforgivable acts are committed by calm men in beautiful green silk rooms, who deal death wholesale, by the shipload, without lust, or anger, or desire, or any redeeming emotion to excuse them but cold fear of some pretended future. But the crimes they hope to prevent in that future are imaginary. The ones they commit in the present--they are real.

Tests are a gift. And great tests are a great gift. To fail the test is a misfortune. But to refuse the test is to refuse the gift, and something worse, more irrevocable, than misfortune.
 
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.

I guess it just doesn't look very heroic to sneak up behind somebody and shoot them in the back. I can't help thinking it would be more efficient, though.

What you are is a question only you can answer. 

When the time came to leap in faith, whether you had your eyes open or closed or screamed all the way down or not made no practical difference.  

I have denied my eyes, both inner and outer. I am not a child, or virgin, or modest wife, fearing to offend. No one owns my eyes now but me. If I have not the stomach by now to look upon any sight in the world, good or evil, beautiful or vile, when shall I? It is far too late for innocence. My only hope is the much more painful consolation of wisdom. Which can grow out of knowledge alone. Give me my true eyes. I want to see. I have to know.



--All by Lois McMaster-Bujold

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RE: Mottos - 7/19/2006 9:42:26 PM   
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Listen, son. Most women are damn fools and children. But they've got more range then we've got. The brave ones are braver, the good ones are better — and the vile ones are viler, for that matter.

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst.

That old saw about "to understand all is to forgive all" is a lot of tripe. Some things, the more you understand them, the more you loathe them.

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. 

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often confuses one for the other, or assumes the greater the love, the greater the jealousy. In fact they are almost incompatible; both at once produce unbearable turmoil.
 
But I will accept the rules that you feel necessary to your freedom. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.

Do not confuse 'duty' with what other people expect of you; they are utterly different. Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily. Paying that debt can entail anything from years of patient work to instant willingness to die. Difficult it may be, but the reward is self-respect.
But there is no reward at all for doing what other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible. It is easier to deal with a footpad than it is with the leech who wants 'just a few minutes of your time, please — this won't take long.' Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few. If you allow yourself to fall into the vice of agreeing to such requests, they quickly snowball to the point where these parasites will use up 100 percent of your time — and squawk for more!
So learn to say No — and to be rude about it when necessary.
Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.
(This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend, or even a stranger. But let the choice be yours. Don't do it because it is 'expected' of you.)


Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naïve, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty," "meaningless," or "dishonest," and scorn to use them. No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
 
The more you love, the more you can love — and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.

The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.

When the need arises — and it does — you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.
 
Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
 
When any government, or church for that matter, undertakes to say to it's subjects, this you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motive.

The meek shall inherit the earth, a 6 foot plot above them.


--All are Robert A. Heinlein



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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 12:32:40 AM   
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Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell, and kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.
  --The Marquis de Sade, last will and testament

Quemadmoeum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.
A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands.
  --Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the Younger"

Here is my reasoning for the "armed society" quote from earlier:

When you disarm your subjects, however, you offend them by showing that either from cowardliness or lack of faith, you distrust them; and either conclusion will induce them to hate you.
  --Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
  --Douglas Adams

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing — and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.
  --Robert Heinlein

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 12:35:30 AM   
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"Violence never settles anything."

"So? I'm sure the city fathers of Carthage would be glad to know that."

-Starship Troopers Robert A. Heinlein

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 12:38:19 AM   
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There should be a notice ahead of the movie that says 'This movie is PG. Can you read? You are a Parent. Do you understand what Guidance is? Or are you just another stupid toddler who thinks they're an adult simply because they've grown older and, unfortunately, have developed fully-functioning sexual organs? Would you like some committee somewhere to decide *everything* for you? Get a damn grip, will you? And shut the wretched kid up !'

-Terry Pratchett

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 12:40:57 AM   
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Julia: "Why did you do that?"

Groemer:  "He pissed me off."

J:  "Didn't anyone ever tell you that violence doesn't solve anything?"

G:  "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.  I acted violently, and now I'm not pissed off at him anymore.  Death brings perfect forgiveness.  I think that's some kind of ancient Japanese thing."

    --Conversation between a 15 year old girl and a soldier, God of All Slaves, by Steve Ice

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 12:50:47 AM   
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No naked little men sat on the summit dispensing wisdom, because the first thing the truly wise man works out is that sitting around on mountaintops gives you not only haemorrhoids but frostbitten haemorrhoids.

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word 'commence' in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say 'Enter', don't stop to pack.

It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong...It is used. And one of its functions is to make the miraculous seem ordinary and turn the unusual into the usual.
Because if this was not the case, then human beings, faced with the daily wondrousness of everything, would go around wearing big stupid grins, similar to those worn by certain remote tribesmen who occasionally get raided by the authorities and have the contents of their plastic greenhouses very seriously inspected.

No one had asked her, before she was born, whether she wanted a lovely personality or whether she'd prefer, say, a miserable personality but a body that could take size 9 in dresses. Instead, people would take pains to tell her that beauty was only skin-deep, as if a man ever fell for an attractive pair of kidneys.

A chocolate you did not want to eat does not count as chocolate. This discovery is from the same branch of culinary physics that determined that food eaten while walking along contains no calories.

-Terry Pratchett

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:00:14 AM   
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NICE!!!!!    ROTFLMAO

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:08:25 AM   
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Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

-Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
--Douglas Adams

For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.


All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:10:30 AM   
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You are having way too much fun with this.

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:16:08 AM   
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Naw, I am just better at it than you are!

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and atom bombs.

"Ten to one it's the power source for this place. All I need to do now is to find the light switch. Or the plug. Or the fuse box. Or whatever makes this thing work. (shouting) An instruction manual might help. (mutters) Maybe a map. And I could use a sandwich. (raises voice) And a hot juxebox and a cold beer. Or just a starship headed for home. (sigh) Get a grip, Boston."

"The way things have been going, I can pretty much bet that whatever that little beast just stole, I'm gonna want it really badly in a minute or two."

"Great. You get to look for metal things lying around on the ground while I have to decode a completely alien language without any information about how they think or what they might be writing about. Yeah, that's a fair division of labour."

--All from The Dig

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:21:33 AM   
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If you want to start a pissing contest, these are supposed to be mottos, not quippy quotes from our favorite stories, but since I guilty of it too, I won't go there...after this post, that is.

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:23:57 AM   
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Even in most primitive man, the need to create was part of his nature. This need, this talent clearly separated early man from animals, who would never know this gift.
And here, in a cave about 2 million years ago, the first artist was born.
[a drawing of a buffalo is shown, and a proud artist]
And, of course, with the birth of the artist, came the inevitable after birth...
The critic.
[the critic urinates on the drawing]

-History of the World, Part 1
 


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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 1:51:43 AM   
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Very nice indeed.

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 2:14:50 AM   
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Spare not the weasel.
    --Unknown Oracle, God of All Slaves

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 2:18:52 AM   
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And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

--Taming of the Shrew
 


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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 2:21:40 AM   
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Nice.  Kind of like the friends close, enemies closer thing.

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 2:23:11 AM   
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If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry, a hen.


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RE: Mottos - 7/20/2006 2:24:49 AM   
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None of that, now, none of that!  It's just too silly!
    --Monty Python, And Now for Something Completely Different

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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