How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.)

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iwillserveu -> How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 6:51:04 AM)
Although the board question can be read many ways I’m looking for a humorous (not necessarily funny) or thought provoking reply. For example, my two stock replies are: 1) I am going to live forever or die trying. 2) When I’m 92 I want to be murdered be a jealous husband. Neither are terribly serious. (Neither involve Giant Madagascar Hissing Cock Roaches either. [:)])

proudsub -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 12:08:53 PM)
on a golf course

Estring -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 1:39:47 PM)
As I said in my profile: I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather did. Not like the passengers in his car. [:D]

MistressKiss -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 2:00:52 PM)
quickly...preferably while handcuffed to the bed... [image]local://upfiles/10574/803D7B72C1044DCA96BC6812FE741E66.gif[/image]

MizSuz -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 3:46:41 PM)
In my sleep, from old age.

ProDomme -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 4:44:51 PM)
quote: quickly...preferably while handcuffed to the bed... In bed is great for you, harsh on the one left living. Lost a boyfriend like that. Lots of therapy!

SherriA -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 7:41:06 PM)
Try this quiz: http://www.quizdiva.com/diesexquiz.html Apparently I'll die from orgasms. Works for me! -- Sherri

proudsub -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 8:23:02 PM)
quote: Apparently I'll die from orgasms. Works for me! LMAO, what a way to go!!!!!!

MistressKiss -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 9:22:42 PM)
Laughs...mine was from erotic asphyxiation....sheesh....uumm...well, ok...you can tie it just a little...ok, wait, I can't breathe...loosen it just...now..that's better.... grins Who started this nonsense? (laughs) [image]local://upfiles/10574/F3398D9762974A3CA8D50A02623B4604.gif[/image]

EStrict -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 9:35:36 PM)
::laughing:: well my fate is to choke to death on a giant cock,,, hopefully when I'm 90 :)

belongtoyou -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 9:39:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EStrict ::laughing:: well my fate is to choke to death on a giant cock,,, hopefully when I'm 90 :) i pity the person who must explain HOW you died though! i think i'd rather go out the way SherriA mentioned........ with that many orgasms, i'd have a huge smile on my face, and that's the way to go! ~rain~

EStrict -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 9:44:19 PM)
quote: i think i'd rather go out the way SherriA mentioned........ with that many orgasms, i'd have a huge smile on my face, and that's the way to go! ::laughing:: I would too Rain. The cock thing was what it said in the test that's linked above,,,,

belongtoyou -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 10:07:27 PM)
hmm, says i'll die from ODing on poppers not as much fun as dying from orgasms though. (thanks for redirecting me Sandy) ~rain~

Estring -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 12:38:36 AM)
Sherri if you die from an orgasm, I guess you will be leaving and cumming at the same time. [:D]

LadyBeckett -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 10:49:30 AM)
quote: You will die orgasming to death! When it comes to sex, you're like an energizer bunny on crack. While this is normally a good thing, you don't cool down when you should. If you're going to bite the big one while your naked, it will be simple. Too much fun, and your heart will give out. What a way to go! Rock on!

iwillserveu -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 1:31:05 PM)
Kiss, I got erotic asphyxiation too. It never asked if breath play was one of my limits. (That and Giant Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches.[:)])

feline -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 1:46:43 PM)
In a tub filled with jello! With a deliciously wicked smile on my face. [8D] [image]local://upfiles/17000/14AB6381B7C04AC288693D7416BC3002.gif[/image]

LadyBeckett -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 1:53:57 PM)
quote: (That and Giant Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. ) Is there really such a creature? shudder

iwillserveu -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 2:57:18 PM)
Yes. To see them crawling on a naked woman's body there is a link I posted on another board. I think in the off topic section. Only kiss and I have posted there. Oh, BTW, the pictures are not BDSM. She is a Japanese musician and it is art.[:)]

londonswitch -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/13/2004 9:15:28 AM)
i'll take heroically quietly and tidily. And preferably not in a health care institution. You do not want to know how cack handed UK personnel can sometimes be with the initial laying out of the corpse. thinking more about it, i'd be very happy to go that way if i could also manage to live heroically quietly and tidily.

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