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mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 7:15:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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A gun is a tool, like a car or a table saw. Would I leave a table saw running with a child in the shop while I ran an errand?

Table saw? That's a new one.

Points for originality. [:)]

A gun is like a Bridgeport Horizontal milling machine, its like the watery moonbeams darkly glimpsed thru the veil of a starless sky, its like a scimitar which has never tasted the blood of the infidel......




Lucylastic -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 7:16:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

FR

DC's corollary to Godwin's Law:

"As a Collarchat thread grows longer, the probability of debating guns approaches 1."

[:D][:D][:D][:D]




BamaD -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 7:28:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OH,fuck,you were in the air force? even a lower standard.

You are right, this thread isnt about how fucking stupid you are.
This thread isnt about you marrying your sister.
This thread isnt about you being a welfare patient.
This thread isnt about your nutsuckerisms.
then dont make it about you. Mensa does not equate to smart. Even though you weren't actually in it, but you are eligable, and I did no snark, you just sort of volunteered how smart you are.

Repent of your stupidity, and you wont be hammered.

But you gotta admit a welfare red stater, sitting on his porch guarding the pizza with his little gun, and talking about how smart he is ----- Well, you just cant make shit up like that.

I said I was in the Air Force long ago.
And promotion was very slow in the Air Force.
At least I didn't jump ship.
At least I care about someone other than myself.
It isn't that I am stupid, it is that I can't put things simple enough for you to understand.




Nnanji -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 7:31:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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A gun is a tool, like a car or a table saw. Would I leave a table saw running with a child in the shop while I ran an errand?

Table saw? That's a new one.

Points for originality. [:)]


Table saws have scared the hell out of me since wood shop.




DeviantlyD -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 7:32:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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DC's corollary to Godwin's Law:

"As a Collarchat thread grows longer, the probability of debating guns approaches 1."


Thanks for the giggle. :)




thompsonx -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 8:45:59 PM)


ORIGINAL: BamaD

Just like we all know an alleged Marine from a long line of alleged military officers (three generations of officers and he was allegedly an NCO) who doesn't know the first thing about firearms, the military, or self defense.


You have a pretty active imagination.




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/13/2016 10:42:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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DC's corollary to Godwin's Law:

"As a Collarchat thread grows longer, the probability of debating guns approaches 1."

Awesome!




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 5:38:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BamaD


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OH,fuck,you were in the air force? even a lower standard.

You are right, this thread isnt about how fucking stupid you are.
This thread isnt about you marrying your sister.
This thread isnt about you being a welfare patient.
This thread isnt about your nutsuckerisms.
then dont make it about you. Mensa does not equate to smart. Even though you weren't actually in it, but you are eligable, and I did no snark, you just sort of volunteered how smart you are.

Repent of your stupidity, and you wont be hammered.

But you gotta admit a welfare red stater, sitting on his porch guarding the pizza with his little gun, and talking about how smart he is ----- Well, you just cant make shit up like that.

I said I was in the Air Force long ago.
And promotion was very slow in the Air Force.
At least I didn't jump ship.
At least I care about someone other than myself.
It isn't that I am stupid, it is that I can't put things simple enough for you to understand.


then you are a simpleton. I get it.




lovmuffin -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 7:18:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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DC's corollary to Godwin's Law:

"As a Collarchat thread grows longer, the probability of debating guns approaches 1."



Guns are great. Every law abiding freedom loving American should own as many of them as they can afford. Liberals should not possess them as liberals tend to be mentally and emotionally unstable. Not only that but in the possession of a liberal they can go off by themselves.

Are you getting this Bounty. To complete your transformation you need to gather up all of your firearms and melt them down. Ideally they should be recycled for use in electric lawn mower sized putt putt cars or horse drawn buggies.




BamaD -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 8:26:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: BamaD


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OH,fuck,you were in the air force? even a lower standard.

You are right, this thread isnt about how fucking stupid you are.
This thread isnt about you marrying your sister.
This thread isnt about you being a welfare patient.
This thread isnt about your nutsuckerisms.
then dont make it about you. Mensa does not equate to smart. Even though you weren't actually in it, but you are eligable, and I did no snark, you just sort of volunteered how smart you are.

Repent of your stupidity, and you wont be hammered.

But you gotta admit a welfare red stater, sitting on his porch guarding the pizza with his little gun, and talking about how smart he is ----- Well, you just cant make shit up like that.

I said I was in the Air Force long ago.
And promotion was very slow in the Air Force.
At least I didn't jump ship.
At least I care about someone other than myself.
It isn't that I am stupid, it is that I can't put things simple enough for you to understand.



then you are a simpleton. I get it.

Hardly.




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 12:24:37 PM)

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/04/14/1515258/-Two-year-old-shot-in-face-when-mother-s-purse-drops-with-gun-in-it?detail=facebook

bet the woman cakked by her two year old in Wal-Mart was in a nutsucker state and was a nutsucker as well.

I can come up with more, but those two were as Mensa eligable as any others, wouldn't you say?




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 12:29:43 PM)

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/04/14/1515258/-Two-year-old-shot-in-face-when-mother-s-purse-drops-with-gun-in-it?detail=facebook
http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/30/us/idaho-walmart-shooting-accident-mother-toddler/

Wayne LaPierre and Ted Nugent, two more nutsuckers both big on guns were judged mentally defective and thereby avoided the draft.


You don't have to look too far to find them nutsucker Mensa eligable gun owners, do ya?




lovmuffin -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 2:44:53 PM)

Ya don't even have to look beyond this forum. There's some whack job who thinks he's Jack The Ripper always ranting and raving about nutsuckers licking toilets and airport bathrooms.




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 3:12:11 PM)

OH, but then provides credible citations that they do just those things. You ain't even mensa eligable, you dont know the 7 safeties on a 1911.

Even after I have recited them for you 4 times.




BamaD -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 3:16:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/04/14/1515258/-Two-year-old-shot-in-face-when-mother-s-purse-drops-with-gun-in-it?detail=facebook

bet the woman cakked by her two year old in Wal-Mart was in a nutsucker state and was a nutsucker as well.

I can come up with more, but those two were as Mensa eligable as any others, wouldn't you say?

And the millions of gun owners who have never done criminal or careless with their firearms. Your argument is like saying that no one should be allowed to drive because you can find careless, stupid drivers every time you go out.




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 3:21:15 PM)

Yeah like voter id.

Turns out most of the voting fraud (which is almost not even a percentage of millionths) is perpetrated by nutsuckers.

But it does beg the question, maybe you can look this up since you and your friends are so mensa eligable, how many mensa eligable redstate welfare patients have been killed by their two year olds?




BamaD -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 3:23:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Yeah like voter id.

Turns out most of the voting fraud (which is almost not even a percentage of millionths) is perpetrated by nutsuckers.

But it does beg the question, maybe you can look this up since you and your friends are so mensa eligable, how many mensa eligable redstate welfare patients have been killed by their two year olds?

A Chicago alone has more voter fraud than all conservatives put together.
B You are really sensitive about that MENSA thing aren't you?
C The liberal definition of cheating is beating them.




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 4:16:32 PM)

voter fraud has more people than nutsuckers who are Mensa eligable.
I laugh at the mensa thing, thats only said by people who dont have brains enough to pour piss out of a boot.

In any case, you have no credible citations for any voter fraud statistics, numbers or types.

But you do spew a great deal of nutsucker asswipe.

Chicago alone has more voter fraud than all conservatives put together.

Since there are no conservatives in the political scene of this nation, I believe you are right, we might have 1 case of provable voter fraud in Chicago, occasionally.




BamaD -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 4:20:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

voter fraud has more people than nutsuckers who are Mensa eligable.
I laugh at the mensa thing, thats only said by people who dont have brains enough to pour piss out of a boot.

In any case, you have no credible citations for any voter fraud statistics, numbers or types.

But you do spew a great deal of nutsucker asswipe.

Chicago alone has more voter fraud than all conservatives put together.

Since there are no conservatives in the political scene of this nation, I believe you are right, we might have 1 case of provable voter fraud in Chicago, occasionally.


Then by all the people you call nutsuckers combined.
I didn't say I was MENSA eligible till you proclaimed I wasn't, I was only correcting your unfounded proclimation.
Of course I don't expect you to be able to comprehend the difference.




mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/14/2016 4:27:25 PM)

Oh, no, I never said you weren't mensa eligable, I said everyone is mensa eligible. Don't lie, it makes you look stupider.

Don't worry, I don't expect you to comprehend at all.




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